Nacho Macho Man ?

Nacho Macho Man

Nacho Macho Man playing for Auburn
Free agent
Position:	Tight End
Personal information
Born:	(2018-12-05)December 5, 2018 (aged 44) Auburn, Alabama, U.S.
Username:	Notsogood88
Career information
High school:	Auburn High School
College:	Auburn Tigers
Career history
Roster status:	Active
Player stats at ISFL.net

Nacho Macho Man (born December 5, 2018) is an American football tight end for the Free Agent of the National Simulation Football League (ISFL).

Early years

Nacho Macho Man was born on May 12, 2018 to Nacho Woman and Macho Man in Auburn, Alabama. They couldn't decide on a first name for him, so they compromised and named him Nacho Macho. As a boy, he played basketball, football, soccer, and baseball, which helped him become very athletic and fast. By high school, he was forced to drop soccer in favor of baseball, but he played all 3 sports during his high school years, scoring 1,237 points while recording 756 assists and 334 steals as the point guard, hitting .369 and stealing 102 bases at shortstop, and catching 29 touchdown passes. Man received scholarship offers from places such as Alabama A&M, William & Mary, Wyoming, Southern Union Community College, and Alaska, but instead signed with the New York Yankees after being drafted in the 55th round of the MLB Entry draft at the age of 17.

College career

After being drafted to the Yankees, Nacho Macho Man played in the organization for 6 seasons, playing no higher than Low-A ball before New York chose not to renew his contract. Now aged 24, he chose to walk on at Auburn, which had just come off a 2-10 season and had a new head coach. When he arrived, a tight end had not caught a touchdown pass in 11 seasons, but the new coach loved tight ends and decided to use them. After being named 3rd string tight end, he redshirted his freshman year and saw limited action, catching 4 passes for 17 yards and a touchdown. In his redshirt freshman year, he was named the TE2 and caught 17 passes for 168 yards and 4 TDs while recording 6 pancakes and 1 sack allowed. In his sophomore year, he saw more improvement, catching 37 passes for 492 yards and 3 TDs with 11 pancakes and 3 sacks allowed. In his junior year, he led the team in receiving (66 REC, 942 YDS, 11 TD, 16 PAN, 2 SA) and in his senior year he was an All-American after hauling 94 tosses for 1,342 yards and 23 touchdowns with 31 pancakes and no sacks allowed. He chose not to declare for the DSFL Draft and instead seek to be claimed off waivers.

College career statistics

Career Statistics			Receiving Statistics					O-Line Stats
Season	Team	Games	Receptions	Yards	Yards Per Reception	Long	TD	Pancakes	Sacks
2041	Auburn	4	4	17	4.3	7	1	0	0
2042	Auburn	13	17	168	9.9	27	4	6	1
2043	Auburn	13	37	492	13.3	64	3	11	3
2043	Auburn	13	66	942	14.3	59	11	16	2
2044	Auburn	15	94	1432	15.6	76	23	31	0

Professional career

DSFL career

Nacho Macho Man is currently a DSFL free agent. He has been contacted by 4 teams but it is not yet known where he will end up.

NSFL career

Pre-draft measurables

Ht	Wt	40‑yd dash	20‑ss	3‑cone	Vert jump	Broad

Nacho Macho Man is probaly in the Class of Season 35, though that may be incorrect.

Professional career statistics

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Achievements and records

None