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In much the same vain as his time at high school, the Scottish Agricultural College also unsurprisingly didn't have a Football team when he joined. During his second year at the SAC Poop-Eater set up a football team. Whilst there hadn't previously been a team at the SAC, the team quickly came into its own. Apparently Agricultural colleges are a great place to find absolute hogs! Mammoth Men! Terrific titans. The college were able to set up Poop-Eater with the biggest meanest offensive line ever seen in the British Football League. It didn't stop there though, the SAC packed their defensive line with the same breed of man meat. Unfortunately for Poop-Eater agricultural college isn't the best place to find receivers. He performed terribly on offense with his lack of weapons but continued his fantastic performances on defence. He holds the college record in the UK for pass deflections in a season. | In much the same vain as his time at high school, the Scottish Agricultural College also unsurprisingly didn't have a Football team when he joined. During his second year at the SAC Poop-Eater set up a football team. Whilst there hadn't previously been a team at the SAC, the team quickly came into its own. Apparently Agricultural colleges are a great place to find absolute hogs! Mammoth Men! Terrific titans. The college were able to set up Poop-Eater with the biggest meanest offensive line ever seen in the British Football League. It didn't stop there though, the SAC packed their defensive line with the same breed of man meat. Unfortunately for Poop-Eater agricultural college isn't the best place to find receivers. He performed terribly on offense with his lack of weapons but continued his fantastic performances on defence. He holds the college record in the UK for pass deflections in a season. | ||
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 Poop-Eater Dumfries High School | |
| No. 2 – London Royals | |
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| Position: | Cornerback |
| Personal information | |
| Born: | September 6, 2040 (aged 20) Dumfries, Scotland |
| Height: | 6 ft 3 in (1.91 m) |
| Weight: | 225 lb (102 kg) |
| Username: | Asked Madden |
| Career information | |
| High school: | Dumfries High |
| College: | Scottish Agricultural College |
| DSFL Draft: | 2061 / Round: 2 / Pick: 10 |
| Career history | |
| Roster status: | Active |
Mooty Poop-Eater (born September 6, 2040) is an American football cornerback for the London Royals of the Developmental Simulation Football League (DSFL).
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Early years
Mooty Poop-Eater is the latest in a long line of Poop-Eaters. Many of his kin have played in the ISFL & DSFL. He was born in Scotland whilst his parents were on holiday. Being a strong baby, they left him outside of Dumfries Fire Station knowing that if he was going to grow up strong he'd make his way back to them. As a young Scot he could feel the American in him. He introduced American football to his small school and they became the top tier high school in all of the UK for Football. He played quarter back on offense in high school and cornerback on defense. He set records for touchdowns thrown on offense and Pick 6s scored in just his 4th year of high school. When he applied to college he actually assumed he would become a farmer. He graduated high school with outstanding grades in Sciences & PE
College career
In much the same vain as his time at high school, the Scottish Agricultural College also unsurprisingly didn't have a Football team when he joined. During his second year at the SAC Poop-Eater set up a football team. Whilst there hadn't previously been a team at the SAC, the team quickly came into its own. Apparently Agricultural colleges are a great place to find absolute hogs! Mammoth Men! Terrific titans. The college were able to set up Poop-Eater with the biggest meanest offensive line ever seen in the British Football League. It didn't stop there though, the SAC packed their defensive line with the same breed of man meat. Unfortunately for Poop-Eater agricultural college isn't the best place to find receivers. He performed terribly on offense with his lack of weapons but continued his fantastic performances on defence. He holds the college record in the UK for pass deflections in a season.
Professional career
| Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad |
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| 6 ft 3 in (1.91 m) |
225 lb (102 kg) |
Professional career statistics
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| Career statistics | Rushing | Offensive Line | |||||||
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| Season | Team | Games | Att | Yards | Avg | Lg | TD | Pancakes | Sacks Allowed |
| 2062 (S47) | ISFL | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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