Mooty Poop-Eater

Mooty Poop-Eater

Poop-Eater Dumfries High School
No. 2 – London Royals
Position:	Cornerback
Personal information
Born:	(2040-09-06)September 6, 2040 (aged 20) Dumfries, Scotland
Height:	6 ft 3 in (1.91 m)
Weight:	225 lb (102 kg)
Username:	Asked Madden
Career information
High school:	Dumfries High
College:	Scottish Agricultural College
DSFL Draft:	2061  / Round: 2 / Pick: 10
Career history
London Royals (2061 (S46))
Roster status:	Active

Mooty Poop-Eater (born September 6, 2040) is an American football cornerback for the London Royals of the Developmental Simulation Football League (DSFL).

Early years

Mooty Poop-Eater is the latest in a long line of Poop-Eaters. Many of his kin have played in the ISFL & DSFL. He was born in Scotland whilst his parents were on holiday. Being a strong baby, they left him outside of Dumfries Fire Station knowing that if he was going to grow up strong he'd make his way back to them. As a young Scot he could feel the American in him. He introduced American football to his small school and they became the top tier high school in all of the UK for Football. He played quarter back on offense in high school and cornerback on defense. He set records for touchdowns thrown on offense and Pick 6s scored in just his 4th year of high school. When he applied to college he actually assumed he would become a farmer. He graduated high school with outstanding grades in Sciences & PE

College career

In much the same vain as his time at high school, the Scottish Agricultural College also unsurprisingly didn't have a Football team when he joined. During his second year at the SAC Poop-Eater set up a football team. Whilst there hadn't previously been a team at the SAC, the team quickly came into its own. Apparently Agricultural colleges are a great place to find absolute hogs! Mammoth Men! Terrific titans. The college were able to set up Poop-Eater with the biggest meanest offensive line ever seen in the British Football League. It didn't stop there though, the SAC packed their defensive line with the same breed of man meat. Unfortunately for Poop-Eater agricultural college isn't the best place to find receivers. He performed terribly on offense with his lack of weapons but continued his fantastic performances on defence. He holds the college record in the UK for pass deflections in a season.

Professional career

Mooty Poop-Eater was the London Royals second round pick in the S46 DSFL draft. He was picked to play Corner back in the London Royals DB room.

The Royals had a very good showing in S46 finishing as runner up for the DSFL championship. Poop-Eater himself had a fantastic rookie season finishing the season with the 3rd highest number of PDs in the league. outside of PDs he managed to bad 3 interceptions taking one of them to the house for his first professional pick 6. He also managed to force a fumble and recover it and totalled 75 tackles.

Poop-Eaters pick 6 came in game 13 against the Norfolk Seawolves in the English derby of Norfolk Vs London.

He had a great outing in the playoffs. In the first game against Minnesota he grabbed an interception and forced a fumble. He had a quiet ultimini with just a singular PD and 6 tackles.

Professional career statistics

Career statistics			Defense
Season	Team	Games	Tck	TFL	FF/FR	Sck	Int	PD	Sfty	TD	Blk P/XP/FG
2061 (S46)	Royals	14	75	0	1/1	0	3	26	0	1	0/0/0

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