Medicinal Toblerone
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| No. 90 – Prospect | |
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| Position: | Offensive Lineman |
| Personal information | |
| Born: | April 4, 1990 (aged 72) Bern, Switzerland |
| Height: | 6 ft 7 in (2.01 m) |
| Weight: | 340 lb (154 kg) |
| Username: | JuOSu |
| Career information | |
| College: | Bern University, Switzerland |
| Career history | |
| Roster status: | Active |
Medicinal Toblerone (born April 4, 1990) is an American football offensive lineman who is currently preparing to enter the professional ranks.He played college football for Bern University, Switzerland and has declared his intent to enter the professional ranks next season.
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Early years
Medicinal Toblerone is a very adorable little player from Switzerland. Born in a Toblerone factory in Bern, it was noted very early on that this particular piece of Toblerone had some very amazing medicinal qualities and was therefore studied for a long time. Despite this, he found an interest in becoming a football player and has since put on the jersey. It was very odd for a piece of Toblerone to have eyes and be able to speak and so he became very famous very quickly as a child. His light hearted nature made him very popular among his Swiss peers and he managed to bring happiness to a lot of people and decided he wanted to help more people by studying Medicine. His medicinal values grew over time and he was able to impress with his amazing knowledge. Everyone around him just immediately feels better. You should also try being around him, it just makes everyone much more cheerful!
College career
While attending med school in Bern, his home-town in Switzerland, Medicinal Toblerone fell in love with American Football and decided to pursue this hobby by moving to the US. It was a big decision and he was scared of being eaten in the notoriously fat country, but he was accepted right away thanks to his adorable googly eyes. Moving to the US was a big change for this little piece of Toblerone, but he managed to make it work, sharing a room with a classic American frat boy and sharing some of his amazing stories of the Swiss Alps. When it comes to football, Toblerone had to grow a lot and put on a lot of chocolate-y muscles, and did so with ease in the weight room, cheered on by his fellow friends. His medicinal properties helped his team as well, making everyone heal much faster and therefore it is a huge advantage to any team that has Medicinal Toblerone on their team, as injuries become basically a non-factor.
College career statistics
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Professional career
| Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6 ft 7 in (2.01 m) |
340 lb (154 kg) |
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