John Smirh

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John Smirh

No. 9 – Myrtle Beach Buccaneers
Position:	Kicker
Personal information
Born:	(2017-09-06)September 6, 2017 (aged 45) Chicago, Illinois, U.S.
Height:	6 ft 5 in (1.96 m)
Weight:	230 lb (104 kg)
Career information
High school:	Homeschooled
College:	Tulane
DSFL Draft:	2016  / Round: 12th / Pick: 70th
Career history
Myrtle Beach Buccaneers (2035 (S20)-present)
Roster status:	Active

John "Tripod" Smirh (born September 6, 2017) is an American football kicker for the Myrtle Beach Buccaneers of the Developmental Simulation Football League (DSFL). He played college football for Tulane (TU) before being drafted by the Myrtle Beach Buccaneers in the 2035 DSFL Draft (S20).

Early years

John "Tripod" Smirh was born of a Small Family in Chicago Illinois. He grew up on the West Side of the City, with his Mother, Father and 4 Siblings. John's brothers were all quite intelligent people, and John's parents did not trust the Public School System in Chicago, so John was homeschooled. John was an absolute unit when he was growing up, always towering over his family and other people he would meet out in the world. John never really played any organized sports, since he was homeschooled, but he was a huge gym rat with his Siblings. John was video recorded by his brothers leg pressing 900lbs when only 16 Years Old and became somewhat of an internet sensation. As John continued to age, he continued to grow, and at 18 years old as he started to apply for colleges, he stood 6'5 and 230 lbs. John applied for a scholarship to attend Tulane, since that is where both of his parents went. When he arrived to Tulane, some football players noticed him and this is how the story unfolds.

College career

John went to Tulane and was immediately approached by the Coach there to potentially walk on for their football team. John's First Practice was, well, what you expect from someone who has never played organized sports. It was a complete disaster. He wasn't the fastest guy out there, as evident by watching the first five minutes. He wasn't the strongest either. But man, you know what John had that other kids didn't? He had those legs man. Coach gave him one look, and looked at those hamstrings, calves, thighs, and thought "Man. This Kid can probably kick." John took a snap, and his first Punt sailed 60 yards. It was not accurate at all, but Jesus could he kick the damn ball. Coach decided to redshirt John his freshman year, and continued to work technique with him the throughout the year to try and get him ready for his Sophmore season. After the end of John's Freshman season, he got a call from some family friends about a Draft coming up for the "DSFL" and John decided to throw his name in last minute.

College career statistics

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Professional career

DSFL career

John "Tripod" Smirh was welcomed quickly in the Myrtle Beach Locker Room. Even though there were rumors that the General Managers of Myrtle Beach already were trying attempting to trade John Smirh to another team. Those rumors, true or not, have had some impact thus far on John's Training, since he is still new to this whole football fiasco. Hopefully John can show to the management team here in Myrtle Beach that he belongs here, and that he can stay on a team for more then a few days. John has not played a minute played yet, but he is working vigorously to get his mind and body right for the first week of the Regular Season. His coaching staff and managers have already taken him to the side and explained some things that he has needed to work on, and have worked very closely with John to make sure that everything he is doing is on the right track with the rest of the team. Myrtle Beach is looking to Contend, and they think this season is theirs.

Pre-draft measurables

Ht	Wt	40‑yd dash	20‑ss	3‑cone	Vert jump	Broad
6 ft 5 in (1.96 m)	230 lb (104 kg)

Professional career statistics

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Achievements and records

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