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Revision as of 16:17, 12 June 2022

Jarvis Harbinger-Marjin
Image of Jarvis Harbinger-Marjin
THE DEMON PRINCE OF PRESCOTT
No. 49 – Prospect
Position:Runningback
Personal information
Born: (1969-04-20)April 20, 1969 (aged 93)
Prescott, Arizona, U.S.
Height:6 ft 2 in (1.88 m)
Weight:245 lb (111 kg)
Username:Dreamsloth
Career information
High school:N/A
College:International School of the Satanic Performing Arts
Career history
Roster status:Active
Career DSFL statistics
Total touchdowns:0
Receptions:0
Receiving yards:0
Yards per reception:0
Receiving touchdowns:0
Rushing yards:20
Rush average:6.66
Rushing touchdowns:0

Jarvis Harbinger-Marjin (born April 20, 1969) is an American football runningback who is currently preparing to enter the professional ranks.He played college football for International School of the Satanic Performing Arts (ISSPA) and has declared his intent to enter the professional ranks next season.

Early years

Light. Endless Light. No beginning, no end, no horizon or edge. It is all he can remember from his foray into the conscious world.

The rather untraditional introduction to Jarvis Harbinger-Marjin occurred on Sunday, April 20, 1969. Reports from that day in the small northern Arizona town of Prescott recall blinding light and fire seeming to arrive out of nowhere. By what hand Jarvis was dealt is unknown to the mortals of Earth. He knows who his Father and Mother are, and that is all anyone else needs to know about the subject.

Why is this ethereal figure known as the Demon Prince so adept at the sport of leather skin? Why was he brought to us, here and now? Is there some greater purpose to all of this? Only Jarvis Harbinger-Marjin knows the answers to those questions, and he is not sharing those answers with us.. for now.

College career

The first day of classes at the International School of the Satanic Performing Arts (ISSPA) marked a ceremonious occasion. Students joined together at the communal blood fountain to recant their favorite hymns of the occult in unison. Teachers prepared their curses. And of course, the incoming class of football players were bathed in blood outside the holy temple. As below, so above -- joyous, it was!

The celebration continued for years to come as Jarvis Harbinger-Marjin built his presence around campus. As a world-class thespian, entertainer, performer, and athlete, JHM was regularly the talk of the town. In his four years at ISSPA, Jarvis led the football team to the Division VI championship for four straight years and won an equal amount of Oscars for his reprisal as "The Tin Man" in Red Dead Wizard.

College career statistics

Career statistics Rushing Receiving
Season Team Games Att Yards Avg Lg TD Receptions Yards Avg Lg TD
2005 ISSPA Demons 14 308 2127 6.9 94 27 87 666 7.7 66 6
2006 ISSPA Demons 16 396 2408 6.1 76 25 81 876 10.8 59 9
2007 ISSPA Demons 15 277 2572 9.3 88 24 66 704 10.7 41 5
2008 ISSPA Demons 16 350 2916 8.3 62 31 102 1099 10.8 58 10

Career Overview

DSFL

2022.04.05 - Claimed on waivers (Tijuana Luchadores).

2022.04.30 - Selected 3.4 (3rd Round, 20th Overall) of the S35 DSFL Draft by the Portland Pythons.

Pre-draft measurables
Ht Wt 40‑yd dash 20‑ss 3‑cone Vert jump Broad
6 ft 2 in
(1.88 m)
245 lb
(111 kg)
[N/A NSFL S Draft Combine]

ISFL

N/A

S34

After traveling the world to complete film shoots, Jarvis Harbinger-Marjin contemplated on what course to chart next. He walked and walked many miles, in no particular direction. The heat of the desert brushed past him, as if he were another tumbleweed lost amongst a sand-covered horizon. The weight of the sea bore down around but not upon him, crushing particles of light but not an ounce of flesh or bone. He walked until he ended up at the genesis of his being. In that place, he found his answer.

It was time to put on the pads once more.

Jarvis Harbinger-Marjin sought and found his match. As of April 5, 2022, he was a late addition to the Tijuana Luchadores during the DSFL S34 season. It wasn’t a waiver pickup so much as an act of the divine, though the league transaction updates may oversimplify the weight of the moment. This was his destiny.

Harbinger-Marjin played in two games for the Luchadores in S34, racking up 1 pancake and 3 carries for 20 yards, a fitting 6.66 average.

S35

Harbinger-Marjin was selected in the 3rd Round (20th Overall) of the S35 DSFL Draft by the Portland Pythons. He was the first running back to come off the board.

Professional career statistics

Regular Season

Career statistics Rushing Receiving
Season Team Games Att Yards Avg TD Receptions Yards Avg TD
2049 (S34) Luchadores 2 1 12 12 0 0 0 0 0
2050 (S35) Pythons 14 357 1466 4.1 19 17 103 6.1 1

Postseason

Career statistics Rushing Receiving
Season Team Games Att Yards Avg TD Receptions Yards Avg TD
2049 (S34) Luchadores 1 2 8 4 0 0 0 0 0
2050 (S35) Pythons 1 27 72 2.7 1 0 0 0 0

Achievements and records

Awards

Team

N/A

Individual

N/A

ISFL records

N/A

Tijuana Luchadores franchise records

N/A

Portland Pythons franchise records

N/A