Dre Uzond

Dre Uzond

Dre Uzond Tryout
No. 00 – Retired
Position:	Cornerback
Personal information
Born:	(2013-01-29)January 29, 2013 (aged 48) Kennewick, Washington
Height:	6 ft 1 in (1.85 m)
Weight:	203 lb (92 kg)
Career information
High school:	Kamiakin HS
College:	Washington
DSFL Draft:	2034  / Round: 3 / Pick: 12
Career history
Portland Pythons (2034 (S19))
Roster status:	Retired

Andre Michael Uzond (born January 29, 2013) is a retired African-American American football cornerback best known for his time with the Portland Pythons, of the Developmental Simulation Football League (DSFL). He was considered a top defensive back prospect and was drafted in the 3rd round of the 2034 DSFL Draft (S19), before retiring after just two games in the DSFL.

Early years

Dre Uzond was born and raised in Kennewick, Washington. He lived with his family whose members were limited to his father and mother, named Ron Kevin and Herculisa respectively, and his younger sister Azelia. His father, Ron Kevin died as a result of gun homicide during a business trip to Chicago when Dre was 13. Dre attended Kamiakin High School, where he was widely recruited by top colleges until an ACL injury very early into his senior year hurt his recruiting stock.

College career

Dre Uzond verbally committed to Auburn during his sophomore year of High School. His Junior year, he retracted his commitment and verbally committed to Ohio State. After an ACL injury derailed his Senior year, Ohio State retracted their scholarship offer. Dre Uzond took a position at Eastern Washington University. He lost his entire freshman year due to a medical redshirt from his ACL injury. The following year, as a redshirt freshman year he had a very poor outing, his coach Rion Phaelgerry believed that he hadn't fully recuperated from his knee injury. He performed poorly in practice and never started a game. He recorded a bounce-back sophomore year. He was notable that season for winning the Devin Wonlin Award for best DB in the FCS. In the off-season, Dre transferred to the University of Washington at Seattle, where he spent his third eligible season, which was his last. He led the FBS in interceptions that year with seven. Following the season, he signed an agent and entered the DSFL draft.

College career statistics

65 Tackles 41 Solo Tackles 3 Tackles for Loss 77 Passes Defended 11 Interceptions 1 Pick Six (108 Yards) 1 Forced Fumble 2 Fumble Recovery 1 Scoop and Score (29 Yards)

2 Catches 18 Yards

Professional career

Uzond was selected by the Pythons with the fourth pick of the third round (12th overall) in the 2034 DSFL Draft (S19). He went to training camp for the Pythons. Uzond would then find himself in a scandal involving inappropriate Disney material, a false claim and WITCHHUNT in which several NSFL bureaucrats accused him of being a Nazi (no evidence was found) and the questioning of total immorality of murder. After severe backlash from fans, fellow players including Randy Vuxta who once considered him a true friend and his own locker room, Uzond retired from the league. He did play in two games, however due to data being corrupted, he played in zero games.

Professional career statistics

Career statistics			Tackles			Sacks	Interceptions		Other					Kick Returns				Punt Returns
Season	Team	Games	Reg	TFL	Total	Sack	Int	IntTD	DefTD	FFum	FRec	PD	Safety	Ret	Yds	Avg	KR TD	Ret	Yds	Avg	PR TD
2034	Pythons	2	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-

Personal life

He is a devout Christian, and his mother is an ordained minister in the Assemblies of God. His mother, Herculisa, was also a semi-professional hockey player on the Roosevelt City Renegades for the SPWAHL.