Daria Guava-Fresca

Daria Guava-Fresca

Guava-Fresca's Amazonian history plays a large role in her football career.
No. 67 – Norfolk Seawolves
Position:	Kicker
Personal information
Born:	(2016-12-04)December 4, 2016 The Moon, U.S. Virgin Islands
Died:	February 5, 2039 (age 22) Norfolk, Virginia
Height:	6 ft 5 in (1.96 m)
Weight:	230 lb (104 kg)
Career information
College:	Michigan
Career history
Norfolk Seawolves (2038 (S23))
Roster status:	Retired

Daria Guava-Fresca (born December 4, 2016) was an American football kicker, best known for her time with the Norfolk Seawolves of the Developmental Simulation Football League (DSFL). She was killed by Melvin Murder-Moose at the Ultimini XXI after-party held at Chateau Aiguille.

Early years

Born on Earth's moon as it aligned with Venus, Daria Guava-Fresca's parentage was akin to a goddess. Learning and settling into the tradition of war and bloodlust, Daria began her life dancing. While studying ballet, Daria recognized the skill and discipline that it took to be a warrior. While Daria danced, she gained a focus that translates into her dedication now as a DSFL player. While Daria was consistently at the top of her class, even from a young age, her dismayed father continued to try and include his love of football into her life. While he was unaware (as many men are) of the deep-rooted history of Amazonians and football, it would ultimately always become Daria's fate to play.

As he watched his daughter dance one day, Guava-Fresca's father realized that there was an opportunity for her on the football field, that he wouldn't have anticipated. The strength in her legs and flexibility would serve her well as a kicker. Alternating her training with ballet classes and football practice, Guava-Fresca continued to excel in both fields. Becoming the starting kicker, as well as homecoming queen, Guava-Fresca made sure to balance her Amazonian heritage with her newfound battlefield: the football field. In a career that would make the Amazonian goddesses proud, Guava-Fresca continued her hard work at the University of Michigan.

College career

With the desire to follow in the Amazonian footsteps, Guava-Fresca could think of nothing else than to join one of the longest-running football programs in the country. Under the legendary leadership of Jim Harbaugh, Guava-Fresca felt honored to join this elite team. Practices were grueling, and Harbaugh continued to impart discipline and wisdom that would serve Guava-Fresca well as she practiced. She looked to him and that man on his shoulder for the inspiration and guidance necessary to continue her goal - becoming an ISFL player.

Guava-Fresca's career started slowly, with Michigan only needing kickoffs and point-after kicks. However, as they began to face tougher defensive lines, it became clear the power that resided in Guava-Fresca's leg. Her height, accuracy, and power, led to Guava-Fresca being recognized for her hard work and dedication as a Michigan Wolverine. With a legendary 67-yard field goal, Daria Guava-Fresca vowed to make that her new jersey number, to never forget what it was that she had worked so hard for. Eventually, she left the team to pursue a career with the DSFL team, the Norfolk Seawolves.

College career statistics

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Professional career

In her first season with the Seawolves, Daria Guava-Fresca had an impressive start, quickly turning into the offensive player of the game against the Kansas City Coyotes. As she continued to work on her strength and accuracy throughout the season, Guava-Fresca solidified her understanding of what it meant to be a Seawolf and a part of the Norfolk team. The Seawolves continued to have an amazing start to their season. The first difficult game for them came against the Dallas Birddogs, when Guava-Fresca was the only thing stopping the game from ending in a shutout. With a loss under the wings, Guava-Fresca and the entirety of the Norfolk team settled into the locker room to buck up and attempt to remain positive.

It seemed as though things would turn around for the Seawolves, however, when they would go on to win the next week against the Luchadores, with Guava-Fresca missing her first extra point of the season. In what she dubbed, “her cursing the team,” the Seawolves fell three games, even though Guava-Fresca’s field goals continued to keep the Seawolves from being shut out. While it seemed unlikely that they would go onto win in that moment, Guava-Fresca worked to maintain her positivity, and she continued to focus on her kick accuracy, vowing to never let missing extra points stop the team from victory again.

As the Seawolves entered the playoffs, it became clear why they drafted Guava-Fresca. Earning the Offensive Player of the Game award for both the Playoff game and the Ultimini, Guava-Fresca showed the entire DSFL why she deserved to be there. With four impressive field goals against both Dallas and Kansas City, Guava-Fresca was able to help lead the Seawolves to victory for her first, and their first, Ultimini trophy. With these impressive game day performances and season stats, Guava-Fresca went on to make the Season 23 DSFL Pro-Bowl team as Kicker and Punter, and won the Kicker of the Year award.

Tragedy struck, however, during the celebration of Guava-Fresca with her newfound friend Adelie de Pengu. While celebrating at the Ironside manor, disaster struck, and Guava-Fresca's pet moose killed her in a flurry of rage. Taking over her life, including her position on the team, the Seawolves continue this new adventure with their new Murder-Moose. During the Season 24 ISFL Draft, Murder-Moose was drafted in the first round to the Colorado Yeti. It seems hiding with invisible forces are what is next for this rising star.

Pre-draft measurables

Ht	Wt	40‑yd dash	20‑ss	3‑cone	Vert jump	Broad	BP	Wonderlic
6 ft 5 in (1.96 m)	230 lb (104 kg)	5.98 s	5.55 s	8.38 s	18.4 in (0.47 m)	4 ft 9.8 in (1.47 m)	3 reps	20

Professional career statistics

Career statistics			Extra Points			Field Goals									Punts
Season	Team	Games	XPM	XPA	XP%	FGM	FGA	FG%	<20	20-29	30-39	40-49	50+	Lng	Punts	Yds	Avg	Inside 20	Long
2038 (S23)	Seawolves	14	32	33	97	22	25	88	1/1	4/4	6/8	9/10	2/2	54	69	3070	44.5	11	62

Achievements and records

Team

• Ultimini Champion (1), 2038

Individual

• Pro-Bowl Kicker and Punter: 2038
• Kicker of the Year: 2038