Dan Schneider

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Dan Schneider

Schneider scaring children
No. 18 – NONE
Position:	Safety
Personal information
Born:	(1973-01-14)January 14, 1973 (aged 90) Chernobyl, Ukraine
Height:	6 ft 1 in (1.85 m)
Weight:	215 lb (98 kg)
Career information
High school:	White Station
College:	Harvard University
Career history
Roster status:	Active
Career highlights and awards
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Dan J. Schneider (born December 14, 1973) is an American football safety for the NONE of the National Simulation Football League (X). He played college football for Harvard University (Harvard) and has declared his intent to enter the professional ranks next season.

Early years

"Schneider was born in Chernobyl, Ukraine only minutes prior to the disastrous nuclear reactor explosion that would render the town inhabitable. His parents rushed to escape the area, yet they couldn't prevent the baby's body from absorbing some of the radiation in the air. The unstable elements transformed Schneider into a boyishly handsome, strong, and athletic man who could never do anything wrong in the entire world.

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College career

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""As a true freshman in 2012, Player rarely started, but was able to make an impact with thirty tackles and and two interceptions. The following year saw noticable improvements, as Player started the majority of games, and saw a dramatic increase in tackles.... """

College career statistics

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Professional career

Pre-draft measurables

Ht	Wt	40‑yd dash	20‑ss	3‑cone	Vert jump	Broad
6 ft 1 in (1.85 m)	215 lb (98 kg)

Professional career statistics

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Achievements and records

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