Ben Slothlisberger
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 Ben Slothlisberger is known for playing with a pack of smokes tucked into his pants. | |
| No. 6 – Undrafted | |
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| Position: | Quarterback |
| Personal information | |
| Born: | June 9, 2026 (aged 36) The Moon, Space, Hungary |
| Height: | 6 ft 7 in (2.01 m) |
| Weight: | 260 lb (118 kg) |
| Career information | |
| High school: | Lansing Catholic |
| College: | Central Michigan |
| ISFL Undrafted: | 2037 |
| Career history | |
| Roster status: | Active |
Ben Slothlisberger (born June 9, 2026) is an American football quarterback who is currently unsigned by a professional team. He played college football for Central Michigan (CMU) before going undrafted in the 2037 ISFL Draft (S22).
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Early years
The early years of Ben Slothlisberger are largely unknown, as no one really knew Ben until he enrolled at Lansing Catholic high school. One day Slothlisberger appeared in the office of Cougars' head coach Jim Ahern letting him know that he wanted to be the school's quarterback. Ahern was suspicious at first. There were no records of Slothlisberger playing football anywhere in the state of Michigan or any of the surrounding states. Internet searches of "Ben Slothlisberger" also returned no results, which perplexed the Lansing Catholic coaching staff. They figured at that point they would invite the would be QB to a practice just to see what he was all about. Quickly Ben wowed the coaches with arm strength that was out of this world. It was obvious Slothlisberger needed some coaching up, but the raw talent was there. After practice, Ahern grabbed Slothlisberger to let him know he had made the team.
"Where did you say you were from again son?"
Ben: "Oh, I didn't say.... but I'm from the moon."
The coach was perplexed, but did think to himself that the change in gravity would explain why Slothlisberger was so slow. No one decided to ask any questions about Ben Slothlisberger's origins, and he went on to break almost every school record at Lansing Catholic, leading them to back-to-back perfect seasons in his junior and senior years. Despite his success at the high school level, he did not receive many offers from power house schools, and Slothlisberger opted to stay in state and go to Central Michigan University.
College career
Ben Slothlisberger started as a true freshman for the Central Michigan Chippewas, starting from day one due to his advanced physical development. The Chippewas would go a respectable 8-5 in their first season with the young Slothlisberger at QB, ultimately losing in the Famous Idahos Potato Bowl against Wyoming. The team would improve in Slothlisberger's sophomore year, with an overall record of 10-3 and achieving a bowl win in the Little Caesars Bowl over Purdue. In his final two seasons, Central Michigan did not lose a single game as Slothlisberger led them to their first two National Championships. There are rumors that the school will be erecting a statue of Slothlisberger in front of their football stadium.
Slothlisberger ended his career at Central Michigan holding every major quarterback record. He amassed over 16,000 career passing yards and 169 career touchdowns. He left the school owning their record for most career completions and highest career yards per pass average. Ben Slothlisberger helped turn Central Michigan University into a recruiting powerhouse where they still stand with the top of the college ranks to this day.
College Scouting Reports: DSFL Network draft analyst Mock Mayike said, “From a physical skill set, I think Slothlisberger has the biggest arm in the draft. I think he has a quicker release than any of the other QB's. He’s tough. I think he played behind a very poor offensive line without a whole lot of help. When I look at that kid and what he did on tape, he can make throws that I don’t think the other kids can make.”
Anonymous scouts: An athletic player with "good body control, good feet and good change of direction."
"Loves to compete, will get after you, and hates to lose."
"Very bright, learns and retains football well, is a quick study."
"We put on his highlight tape, and I see the strong arm, quick release, consistent velocity and leadership abilities. There are also some negatives—throwing off his back foot, floating the ball and overall footwork—but coaches say those deficiencies could be overcome with time and proper instruction."
College career statistics
| Career statistics | Passing | Rushing | ||||||||||||
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| Season | Team | Games | Cmp | Att | Pct | Yds | Y/A | TD | Int | Rtg | Att | Yds | Avg | TD |
| Template:2036 | ISFL | 13 | 420 | 520 | 80.7% | 4,589 | 11 | 44 | 13 | 150.4 | 5 | 4 | 0.8 | 0 |
Professional career
DSFL career
Ben Slothlisberger was ruled eligible for the Season 21 DSFL draft. He has had a few private workouts for teams, but mostly Slothlisberger is looking forward to putting his skills on display during the Prospect Bowl where he was placed on the Indianapolis Iguanas. The Iguanas appear to have a bevy of talent on the offensive side of the ball, so look for Slothlisberger to have a good Prospect Bowl in anticipation of the DSFL draft.
| Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad |
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| 6 ft 7 in (2.01 m) |
260 lb (118 kg) |
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