Cheecago Boucher
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| No. 14 – Kansas City Coyotes | |
|---|---|
| Position: | Offensive Lineman |
| Personal information | |
| Born: | January 6, 2003 (aged 59) Yellowknife, Canada |
| Height: | 6 ft 4 in (1.93 m) |
| Weight: | 280 lb (127 kg) |
| Username: | Uberbj |
| Career information | |
| High school: | Bondi Beach High School |
| College: | University of Maryland, Baltimore County |
| Career history | |
| Roster status: | Active |
Cheecago Erroneous Boucher (born January 6, 2005) is an American football offensive lineman for the Kansas City Coyotes of the Developmental Simulation Football League (DSFL).
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Early years
"Cheecago Erroneous Boucher was born in the 2003rd year of our lord and savior, Chuck Norris, to a young couple in Yellowknife Canada. He spent his formative years playing games outside (due to financial constraints in the young parents) such as ""chase the squirrel"" and ""how deep of a hole can we dig in Mr. Wilson's yard"". Often seen as a bit of a social menace, Cheecago quickly found purpose on the gridiron once he hit primary school. Using his early size advantage, being 6 foot in 7th grade, he was voted onto the All - Canada team every year he played. He also participated in the province-wide ""Ultra LARPers Guild"" where he would pretend to be a wizard, throwing sandbags and casting lightning bolt spells at all that would oppose him. He was later forcibly removed from the guild for continuing to pummel defeated players after they were down.
He wasn't sure he wanted to go to college, but that choice would soon be made for him."
College career
"Cheecao didn't go to sign up to play no school, but his mother insisted that he get a start on a degree in communications and latin american heritage studies. (Plus the pro leagues required a year to be eligible for drafting). While in college, he was a walk on and played OL (at both the center and guard positions) and played 3rd downs as a pass rushing specialist outside linebacker. He only had the rookie season before declaring for the draft, but in that season he racked up 4 pancakes per game and half a sack per game.
Overall, many media personalities found him to be a dynamic and polarizing prospect with his often one lined press conference answers to the media. He even more famously would bring meals to the pressers and chow down in between questions, with his most frequent order being a #9 from Kentucky Fried Chicken, with extra gravy on the biscuit. This earned him the nickname ""Biscuits"" by his teamate, and in turn led to the legendary sack celebration of ""Buttering the QBs biscuit"".
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College career statistics
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Professional career
| Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad |
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| 6 ft 4 in (1.93 m) |
280 lb (127 kg) |
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