Fortified Fridge

Fortified Fridge

Fortified Fridge getting pumped for his Combine
No. 99 – Arizona Outlaws
Position:	Offensive Lineman
Personal information
Born:	(1955-05-17)May 17, 1955 (aged 107) Sodankylä, Finland
Height:	12 ft 4 in (3.76 m)
Weight:	799 lb (362 kg)
Username:	Baconbrother
Career information
College:	Sauna College
ISFL Draft:	2053  / Round: 1 / Pick: 14
DSFL Draft:	2052  / Round: 3 / Pick: 6
Career history
Arizona Outlaws (2053 (S38))
Roster status:	Active
Career ISFL statistics as of Week 16, 2054 "
Sacks allowed: 1 Pancakes: 60" "
Career DSFL statistics
Sacks allowed: 1 Pancakes: 130"

Fortified Fridge (born May 17, 1955) is an American football offensive lineman for the Arizona Outlaws of the National Simulation Football League (ISFL).

Early years

Fortified Fridge was born to Phineas and Regina Tinkleberry on the 17th of May in 1955. Phineas was a proud refrigerator who had been constructed at one of the first refrigerator factories in the world. He had fallen in love with Regina, a first edition freezer while they had both been stationed at an airforce army base in Sodankylä in Finland. After having Fortified, they decided to stay in Sodankylä. Fortified clearly had the making of a football player with this 12 ft 799 lb frame and was quickly loving the offensive line, where he basically did not allow any defensive lineman through and actually allowed 0 sacks throughout high school, before taking the next step and joining the Sauna College, set-up by eccentric billionair Trepidation Prontosaurus. His parents knew he would be able to take the leap and poured all their hard work and money into making sure Fortifed could succeed

College career

As Prontosaurus and Sauna College were the first college to really start playing American Football in Finland, they did not have many rival teams within the country to play against, but that did not stop Prontosaurus. As he was a certified billionaire, he would have his football team fly out each week all over the world to play against another new opponent. At times it was in Europe against the Frankfurt Frankensteiners or then in the United States against USC, Georiga or Alabama. Throughout his 4 years at Sauna College. Fortified was impeccable, showing off his technique, drive and pure strength even against future International Simulation Football League players, only allowing 1 sack in each of his four seasons. Fortified also found it important to make sure he had a degree with which to continue after his playing days and really put a lot of effort into ice cube technique and voice automation.

College career statistics

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Professional career

DSFL career

Fortified ended up being taken in the 3rd round of the S37 DSFL Draft and he was delighted to be taken by the London Royals, meaning he was close to home and could have his parents come out and watch his matches. His first season with the Royals did not produce a happy ending, as they went 4-9-1 with many close games that were unfotunately L's on the scoreboard. Fortified himself produced well with 63 pancakes and protecting his quarterback by not allowing a single sack across 14 games. After that he looked forward to what his future would hold in store as he declared for the S38 draft. Not expecting much as an offensive lineman with limited experience, he was shocked to be drafted at the end of the first round by the defending ISFL champions, the Arizona Outlaws. He could be seen crying fridge & freezer tears with his parents back home in Sodankylä when the pick was announced. He would end up staying with London for one more season before being called up. In the S38 season, he contnued his good form, putting up 67 pancakes but unfortunately allowing his first and only DSFL sack. He helped the team to a 9-5 record, but unfortuantely missed the playoffs as the North Conference was stacked that season

ISFL career

Pre-draft measurables

Ht	Wt	40‑yd dash	20‑ss	3‑cone	Vert jump	Broad	BP
12 ft 4 in (3.76 m)	799 lb (362 kg)						80 reps
2053 ISFL scouting combine (S38)

2054

After two seasons in the DSFL, S39 was the first season for Fortified to show that he truly belonged in the big leages. Coming off back-to-back championships, he was stepping into some big shoes. Luckily he had Dennis Rodman and D'Nickashaw Mangoldson as veteran lineman to help him make the adjustments. Overall it was a weird year for the Arizona Outlaws, as they started out a bit shaky but powered through the year to end up with a 11-5 record which enabled them to win the American Simulation Football Conference with them having the tiebreaker over the Austin Copperheads. Playing at center and adjusting to this new positions, Fridge had an ok year, putting up 60 pancakes and only allowing 1 sack so he could be happy with his accomplishments. Unfortunately the fairy tale did not continue all the way to the end, with the Outlaws coming undone in the final game and losing the Ultimus to the Yellowknife Wraiths

2055

After a tough end to the season last time out, Fridge and his teammates could still feel the sour grapes and sale in their mouths as they set out to set the record straight. Some fools even decided to call them "old" and "past their expiration date" and that only put more fuel to the fire. With all the other teams looking to knock them off their perch in the American Simulation Football Conference, The Outlaws, and Fridge decided to do the exact opposite and ended up with a league best 14-2 record to ensure home field advantage throughout the playoffs. Fortified Fridge continued mostly where he left off the previous season, as Mangoldson and Dennis Rodman shored up the tackle spots and made sure to protect Wendell Sailor, Fridge piled up 59 pancakes and only allowed 2 sacks, which he still feels is 2 more than necessary. The playoffs were a beautiful site to behold as the Outlaws smahed through both the Orange County Otters in the ASFC Championship game (37-12) and then defeated the Yellowknife Wraiths 45-21 in the Ultimus to extract revenge from the previous season and now Fortified was able to taste that sweet championship glory and you best believe he coming back for more

Professional career statistics

Career statistics			Offensive Line
Season	Team	Games	Pancakes	Sacks Allowed
2052 (S37)	Royals	14	63	0
2053 (S38)	Royals	14	67	1
2054 (S39)	Outlaws	16	60	1
2055 (S40)	Outlaws	16	59	2

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