Nacho Macho Man ?
Free agent | |
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Position: | Tight End |
Personal information | |
Born: | Auburn, Alabama, U.S. | December 5, 2018 (aged 46)
Username: | Notsogood88 |
Career information | |
High school: | Auburn High School |
College: | Auburn Tigers |
Career history | |
Roster status: | Active |
Player stats at ISFL.net |
Nacho Macho Man (born December 5, 2018) is an American football tight end for the Free Agent of the National Simulation Football League (ISFL).
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Early years
Nacho Macho Man was born on May 12, 2018 to Nacho Woman and Macho Man in Auburn, Alabama. They couldn't decide on a first name for him, so they compromised and named him Nacho Macho. As a boy, he played basketball, football, soccer, and baseball, which helped him become very athletic and fast. By high school, he was forced to drop soccer in favor of baseball, but he played all 3 sports during his high school years, scoring 1,237 points while recording 756 assists and 334 steals as the point guard, hitting .369 and stealing 102 bases at shortstop, and catching 29 touchdown passes. Man received scholarship offers from places such as Alabama A&M, William & Mary, Wyoming, Southern Union Community College, and Alaska, but instead signed with the New York Yankees after being drafted in the 55th round of the MLB Entry draft at the age of 17.
College career
After being drafted to the Yankees, Nacho Macho Man played in the organization for 6 seasons, playing no higher than Low-A ball before New York chose not to renew his contract. Now aged 24, he chose to walk on at Auburn, which had just come off a 2-10 season and had a new head coach. When he arrived, a tight end had not caught a touchdown pass in 11 seasons, but the new coach loved tight ends and decided to use them. After being named 3rd string tight end, he redshirted his freshman year and saw limited action, catching 4 passes for 17 yards and a touchdown. In his redshirt freshman year, he was named the TE2 and caught 17 passes for 168 yards and 4 TDs while recording 6 pancakes and 1 sack allowed. In his sophomore year, he saw more improvement, catching 37 passes for 492 yards and 3 TDs with 11 pancakes and 3 sacks allowed. In his junior year, he led the team in receiving (66 REC, 942 YDS, 11 TD, 16 PAN, 2 SA) and in his senior year he was an All-American after hauling 94 tosses for 1,342 yards and 23 touchdowns with 31 pancakes and no sacks allowed. He chose not to declare for the DSFL Draft and instead seek to be claimed off waivers.
College career statistics
Career Statistics | Receiving Statistics | O-Line Stats | |||||||
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Season | Team | Games | Receptions | Yards | Yards Per Reception | Long | TD | Pancakes | Sacks |
2041 | Auburn | 4 | 4 | 17 | 4.3 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
2042 | Auburn | 13 | 17 | 168 | 9.9 | 27 | 4 | 6 | 1 |
2043 | Auburn | 13 | 37 | 492 | 13.3 | 64 | 3 | 11 | 3 |
2043 | Auburn | 13 | 66 | 942 | 14.3 | 59 | 11 | 16 | 2 |
2044 | Auburn | 15 | 94 | 1432 | 15.6 | 76 | 23 | 31 | 0 |
Professional career
DSFL career
Nacho Macho Man is currently a DSFL free agent. He has been contacted by 4 teams but it is not yet known where he will end up.
NSFL career
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Nacho Macho Man is probaly in the Class of Season 35, though that may be incorrect.
Professional career statistics
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Achievements and records
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