Hehateme Picksix
No. 0 – Portland Pythons | |
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Position: | Cornerback |
Personal information | |
Born: | Vancouver, Canada | June 8, 2017 (aged 48)
Height: | 6 ft 3 in (1.91 m) |
Weight: | 195 lb (88 kg) |
Career information | |
High school: | Football Prep |
College: | Greendale Community College |
DSFL Draft: | 2035 / Round: 3 / Pick: 5 |
Career history | |
Roster status: | Active |
HeHateMe PickSix (born June 8, 2017) is an American football cornerback for the Portland Pythons of the Developmental Simulation Football League (DSFL). He played college football for Greendale Community College before being drafted by the Portland Pythons in the 2035 DSFL Draft (S20).
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Early years
Hehateme Picksix was born literally on the opponent's endzone when his mom gave birth after scoring a TD herself. His childhood was quickly replaced by machines and tubes to ensure he was genetically perfect to play football at a high level. As a result of this grusome training, his personal skills are lacking but he quickly set records in PeeWee football including forcing the opposing QB to refuse to pass for an entire game for fear of throwing numerous INTs to Hehateme. As an 8 year old playing against 13 and 14 year olds, Hehateme was subject to taunts and ridicule growing up. However, those jeers were quickly shut down when Hehateme would blow past his opposition on his way to the opponent's endzone to score 6 points for his team. His trademark taunt quickly became one where he simply used both thumbs and pointed to the name on the jersey. "Picksix"
College career
Hehateme quickly gained fame and was a 5 star recruit to Ohio State. However, upon learning that Ohio State would not be compensating him, he elected to play for his community college, Greendale instead. An immediate impact was felt as his blazing speed and velvet hands quickly guided the Human Beings to a 14-2 record in his only year there before delcaring for the DSFL draft. It has been rumored that the moment he declared for the draft QB enrolements and recruits at all levels of college football blossomed by over 300% knowing they would never have to face this phenom on the defensive side of the ball. He ended his college career with 32 INTs, 29 of them returned for a TD in 16 games. Super agent Scott Boras quickly took Hehateme on as his newest client and we world can only watch to see where his career goes from here.
College career statistics
Career statistics | Tackles | Sacks | Interceptions | Other | |||||||||
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Season | Team | Games | Reg | TFL | Total | Sack | Int | IntTD | DefTD | FFum | FRec | PD | Safety |
2016 (S1) | ISFL | 16 | 36 | 0 | 36 | 0 | 41 | 35 | 35 | 3 | 0 | 7 | 0 |
Professional career
HeHateMe's professional career started a little rocky as over his first 6 games with his new team, The Portland Pythons, he only had 3 PD's to his name. The team started the year 1-5 and there was rumblings in the locker room that PickSix was not happy about his usage, or the chemistry the team had put together. When the GMs were let go following their 5th loss, that was the last straw and PickSix demanded a trade out of Portland. He was subsequently dealt to the Myrtle Beach Buccaneers for Marnette and a 4th round pick in next year's draft. PickSix originally had concerns about going to the Bucs, as he had publicly feuded with their star safety Jeffrey Lavert only a few months ago. However, GM Kacey Dream was able to smooth things over between the two highly competitive defensive backs and PickSix joined an incredible defense known as the No Fly Zone in Myrtle Beach.
This trade paid off immediately for PickSix as well as the Bucs as over the next 8 games, PickSix racked up 5 interceptions to go with another 16 PDs for an extremely impressive season. He would add a blocked punt for good measure and was finally able to show NSFL scouts what he was made of if utilized properly. PickSix finished the year tied for 2nd in total interceptions and 2nd for PDs in a season. His 19 PDs would also be the 7th highest all time in a season in the DSFL. For his efforts, he was nominated for Defensive Back of the Year at the end of season awards, however he did not secure the win for the award.
Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad |
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6 ft 3 in (1.91 m) |
195 lb (88 kg) |
Professional career statistics
Career statistics | Tackles | Sacks | Interceptions | Other | Kick Returns | Punt Returns | |||||||||||||
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Season | Team | Games | Reg | TFL | Total | Sack | Int | IntTD | DefTD | FFum | FRec | PD | Safety | Yds | Avg | KR TD | Yds | Avg | PR TD |
2016 (S1) | Buccaneers | 14 | 35 | 0 | 35 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Achievements and records
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