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'''Turd Burglar''' (born July 1, 2034) is an [[wp:American football|American football]] [[wp:Cornerback|cornerback]] who is currently  preparing to enter the professional ranks.He played college football for Porcelain Horse University (PHU) and has declared his intent to enter the professional ranks next season.
 
'''Turd Burglar''' (born July 1, 2034) is an [[wp:American football|American football]] [[wp:Cornerback|cornerback]] who is currently  preparing to enter the professional ranks.He played college football for Porcelain Horse University (PHU) and has declared his intent to enter the professional ranks next season.
 
==Early years==
 
==Early years==
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Life outside of the bowl is only a dream for most people who grew up in Porcelain. It's easy to be soft and just float through life but Turd was one of the few hard bodies and simply just floating wasn't enough. His Mother and father were born and raised in Porcelain and never once got to see what the world has to offer. Going to a small high school, it was easy to stand out. His coaches often described him as a "heady" player with a keen ability to sniff out what the opposing offenses where trying push out. He was always in the film room watching tape of himself to try and improve, something you rarely see at the high school level. Due to lack of competition, only one local school was interested in Turd his senior year, but he only needed one chance to prove himself and he got it.  
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Life outside of the bowl is only a dream for most people who grew up in Porcelain. It's easy to be soft and just float through life but Turd was one of the few hard bodies and simply just floating wasn't enough. His Mother and father were born and raised in Porcelain and never once got to see what the world has to offer. Going to a small high school, it was easy to stand out. His coaches often described him as a "heady" player with a keen ability to sniff out what the opposing offenses were trying push out. He was always in the film room watching tape of himself to try and improve, something you rarely see at the high school level. Due to lack of competition, only one local school was interested in Turd his senior year, but he only needed one chance to prove himself and he got it.
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==College career==
 
==College career==
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Turd was an early practice standout in his freshman year seeing limited playing time while he bulked up and learned the playbook. He took his lumps in stride and vowed to never let it smear who he was or how hard he worked. He became a starter in the last 3 games of his sophomore year due to another players injury and he has never looked back. In his Junior and senior year, he led the Horses in pass breakups and led the team in interceptions his senior year, receiving many awards and accolades along the way while quickly became a fan favorite. Fans would show up with burglar masks in support for the young star and it's only a coincidence his last name is burglar considering how often he steals possession from the other team. While he may not have been the best student academically, he was a true student of the game improving every year and never getting complacent
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Turd was an early practice standout in his freshman year seeing limited playing time while he bulked up and learned the playbook. Turd took his lumps in stride and vowed to never let it smear who he was or how hard he worked. He became a starter in the last 3 games of his sophomore year due to another player getting injured and he has never looked back. In his Junior and senior year, Turd led The Horses in pass breakups and in his senior year, led the team in interceptions. Receiving many awards and accolades along the way, Turd quickly became a fan favorite. Fans would show up with burglar masks in support for the young star and it's only a coincidence his last name is Burglar considering how often he steals possessions from the other team. While he may not have been the best student academically, Turd was a true student of the game improving every year and never getting complacent.
 
===College career statistics===
 
===College career statistics===
 
Use [[Blank:StatsTables|this page]] to get the stats table template.
 
Use [[Blank:StatsTables|this page]] to get the stats table template.
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==Professional career==
 
==Professional career==
 
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===Professional career statistics===
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==Achievements and records==
 
==Achievements and records==
 
Use [[Antoine_Delacour#Achievements_and_Records|this section]] as an example.
 
Use [[Antoine_Delacour#Achievements_and_Records|this section]] as an example.

Latest revision as of 14:30, 13 April 2023

Turd Burglar
Image of Turd Burglar
Doing The Dirty Work
No. 23 – Prospect
Position:Cornerback
Personal information
Born: (2033-19-01)July 1, 2033 (aged 29)
San Mateo, California, U.S.
Height:6 ft 0 in (1.83 m)
Weight:191 lb (87 kg)
Username:Poopnukem
Career information
College:Porcelain Horse University
Career history
Roster status:Active

Turd Burglar (born July 1, 2034) is an American football cornerback who is currently preparing to enter the professional ranks.He played college football for Porcelain Horse University (PHU) and has declared his intent to enter the professional ranks next season.

Early years

Life outside of the bowl is only a dream for most people who grew up in Porcelain. It's easy to be soft and just float through life but Turd was one of the few hard bodies and simply just floating wasn't enough. His Mother and father were born and raised in Porcelain and never once got to see what the world has to offer. Going to a small high school, it was easy to stand out. His coaches often described him as a "heady" player with a keen ability to sniff out what the opposing offenses were trying push out. He was always in the film room watching tape of himself to try and improve, something you rarely see at the high school level. Due to lack of competition, only one local school was interested in Turd his senior year, but he only needed one chance to prove himself and he got it.

College career

Turd was an early practice standout in his freshman year seeing limited playing time while he bulked up and learned the playbook. Turd took his lumps in stride and vowed to never let it smear who he was or how hard he worked. He became a starter in the last 3 games of his sophomore year due to another player getting injured and he has never looked back. In his Junior and senior year, Turd led The Horses in pass breakups and in his senior year, led the team in interceptions. Receiving many awards and accolades along the way, Turd quickly became a fan favorite. Fans would show up with burglar masks in support for the young star and it's only a coincidence his last name is Burglar considering how often he steals possessions from the other team. While he may not have been the best student academically, Turd was a true student of the game improving every year and never getting complacent.

College career statistics

Use this page to get the stats table template.

Professional career

Pre-draft measurables
Ht Wt 40‑yd dash 20‑ss 3‑cone Vert jump Broad
6 ft 0 in
(1.83 m) 		191 lb
(87 kg)

Professional career statistics

Career statistics Defense
Season Team Games Tck TFL FF/FR Sck Int PD Sfty TD Blk P/XP/FG
2056 (S41) ISFL 0 0 0 0/0 0 0 0 0 0/0/0

Achievements and records

Use this section as an example.







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