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'''Turd Burglar''' (born July 1, 2034) is an [[wp:American football|American football]] [[wp:Cornerback|cornerback]] who is currently preparing to enter the professional ranks.He played college football for Porcelain Horse University (PHU) and has declared his intent to enter the professional ranks next season. | '''Turd Burglar''' (born July 1, 2034) is an [[wp:American football|American football]] [[wp:Cornerback|cornerback]] who is currently preparing to enter the professional ranks.He played college football for Porcelain Horse University (PHU) and has declared his intent to enter the professional ranks next season. | ||
==Early years== | ==Early years== | ||
− | Life outside of the bowl is only a dream for most people who grew up in Porcelain. It's easy to be soft and just float through life but Turd was one of the few hard bodies and simply just floating wasn't enough. His Mother and father were born and raised in Porcelain and never once got to see what the world has to offer. Going to a small high school, it was easy to stand out. His coaches often described him as a "heady" player with a keen ability to sniff out what the opposing offenses | + | Life outside of the bowl is only a dream for most people who grew up in Porcelain. It's easy to be soft and just float through life but Turd was one of the few hard bodies and simply just floating wasn't enough. His Mother and father were born and raised in Porcelain and never once got to see what the world has to offer. Going to a small high school, it was easy to stand out. His coaches often described him as a "heady" player with a keen ability to sniff out what the opposing offenses were trying push out. He was always in the film room watching tape of himself to try and improve, something you rarely see at the high school level. Due to lack of competition, only one local school was interested in Turd his senior year, but he only needed one chance to prove himself and he got it. |
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==College career== | ==College career== | ||
Turd was an early practice standout in his freshman year seeing limited playing time while he bulked up and learned the playbook. He took his lumps in stride and vowed to never let it smear who he was or how hard he worked. He became a starter in the last 3 games of his sophomore year due to another players injury and he has never looked back. In his Junior and senior year, he led the Horses in pass breakups and led the team in interceptions his senior year, receiving many awards and accolades along the way while quickly became a fan favorite. Fans would show up with burglar masks in support for the young star and it's only a coincidence his last name is burglar considering how often he steals possession from the other team. While he may not have been the best student academically, he was a true student of the game improving every year and never getting complacent | Turd was an early practice standout in his freshman year seeing limited playing time while he bulked up and learned the playbook. He took his lumps in stride and vowed to never let it smear who he was or how hard he worked. He became a starter in the last 3 games of his sophomore year due to another players injury and he has never looked back. In his Junior and senior year, he led the Horses in pass breakups and led the team in interceptions his senior year, receiving many awards and accolades along the way while quickly became a fan favorite. Fans would show up with burglar masks in support for the young star and it's only a coincidence his last name is burglar considering how often he steals possession from the other team. While he may not have been the best student academically, he was a true student of the game improving every year and never getting complacent |
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No. 23 – Prospect | |
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Position: | Cornerback |
Personal information | |
Born: | San Mateo, California, U.S. | July 1, 2033 (aged 31)
Height: | 6 ft 0 in (1.83 m) |
Weight: | 191 lb (87 kg) |
Username: | Poopnukem |
Career information | |
College: | Porcelain Horse University |
Career history | |
Roster status: | Active |
Turd Burglar (born July 1, 2034) is an American football cornerback who is currently preparing to enter the professional ranks.He played college football for Porcelain Horse University (PHU) and has declared his intent to enter the professional ranks next season.
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Early years
Life outside of the bowl is only a dream for most people who grew up in Porcelain. It's easy to be soft and just float through life but Turd was one of the few hard bodies and simply just floating wasn't enough. His Mother and father were born and raised in Porcelain and never once got to see what the world has to offer. Going to a small high school, it was easy to stand out. His coaches often described him as a "heady" player with a keen ability to sniff out what the opposing offenses were trying push out. He was always in the film room watching tape of himself to try and improve, something you rarely see at the high school level. Due to lack of competition, only one local school was interested in Turd his senior year, but he only needed one chance to prove himself and he got it.
College career
Turd was an early practice standout in his freshman year seeing limited playing time while he bulked up and learned the playbook. He took his lumps in stride and vowed to never let it smear who he was or how hard he worked. He became a starter in the last 3 games of his sophomore year due to another players injury and he has never looked back. In his Junior and senior year, he led the Horses in pass breakups and led the team in interceptions his senior year, receiving many awards and accolades along the way while quickly became a fan favorite. Fans would show up with burglar masks in support for the young star and it's only a coincidence his last name is burglar considering how often he steals possession from the other team. While he may not have been the best student academically, he was a true student of the game improving every year and never getting complacent
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Professional career
Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad |
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6 ft 0 in (1.83 m) |
191 lb (87 kg) |
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