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==Achievements and records==
 
==Achievements and records==
 
Use [[Antoine_Delacour#Achievements_and_Records|this section]] as an example.
 
Use [[Antoine_Delacour#Achievements_and_Records|this section]] as an example.

Revision as of 14:31, 4 January 2022

Spicy Ron
Image of Spicy Ron
Spicy Ron, using a fellow peewee league teammate as a human shield
No. 7 – Prospect
Position:Defensive End
Personal information
Born: (2023-16-05)April 5, 2023 (aged 39)
Cleveland, Ohio, U.S.
Height:5 ft 9 in (1.75 m)
Weight:200 lb (91 kg)
Username:Pugwalrus
Career information
College:Kent State University
Career history
Roster status:Active
Career NSFL " statistics
Total tackles:0
Tackles for loss:0
Pass deflections:0
Interceptions:0
Forced fumbles:0
Fumble recoveries:0
Sacks:0
Defensive touchdowns:0" "
Career DSFL statistics
Total tackles:0
Tackles for loss:0
Pass deflections:0
Interceptions:0
Forced fumbles:0
Fumble recoveries:0
Sacks:0
Defensive touchdowns:0"

Spicy Ron (born April 5, 2025) is an American football linebacker who is currently preparing to enter the professional ranks. He played college football for Kent State University and has declared his intent to enter the professional ranks next season.

Early years

Spicy Ron, coached personally by the famous "Three Year Letterman" never actually played football in school. Instead, he joined Letterman's local peewee league starting at the age of 8, all the way until age 22. During his peewee league tenure he racked up 10398 tackles, 8404 TFL, 7281 sacks, 824 interceptions, and 17 confirmed kills. Letterman received harsh criticism from both the local parents, and the FBI. Letterman kept Ron on his roster due to a loophole in the rules that Ron was granfathered into. The duo won 12 championship rings together before Ron decided he beat up enough 8-year-olds to take his talents to the DSFL and ISFL. Occasionally he does return to Letterman's team to help fill in whenever someone has a stomach ache. Bringing the brutal strength of a 22 year old man to the playing field, and helping Letterman obtain enough rings to make opening doorknobs difficult.

College career

Ron never actually played football in college, instead taking his talents to dodgeball as a Captain of Kent State's NCDA team. During his college tenure he was still playing with Letterman's peewee league team, and did not even attempt to join Kent State's actual dodgeball team. Kent State's Dodgeball team, however, would go on to be the #3 ranked team in the country, making several deep National Tournament runs. Unfortunately, Covid-19 struck the country when Ron was in his Junior year. Despite this, he was named a captain of the team. But was unable to actually play games due to Covid precautions. Kent State did still attempt to recruit them into their ranks, as they won their first ever bowl game against Jordan Love's Utah State team. But Ron refused, stating he was simply "built different". Many remain baffled as to how Ron managed to become a scouted DSFL prospect despite only having beaten up 8 year olds for over 14 years, but some suspect Letterman may have pulled a few strings for him behind the scenes.

College career statistics

Career statistics Defense
Season Team Games Tck TFL FF/FR Sck Int PD Sfty TD Blk P/XP/FG
2026 (S11) Wraiths 14 78 0 0/0 0 4 26 0 1 0/0/0

Professional career

Pre-draft measurables
Ht Wt 40‑yd dash 20‑ss 3‑cone Vert jump Broad
5 ft 9 in
(1.75 m)
200 lb
(91 kg)

Professional career statistics

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Career statistics Defense
Season Team Games Tck TFL FF/FR Sck Int PD Sfty TD Blk P/XP/FG
2026 (S11) Wraiths 14 78 0 0/0 0 4 26 0 1 0/0/0

Achievements and records

Use this section as an example.

-S31 DSFL Rookie of The Year Winner

-DSFL All-Pro x2 (S31, S32)

-DSFL Pro-Bowler x1 (S31)





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