Ranch-Pizza Pizza-Man

Ranch-Pizza Pizza-Man

Ranch man watching his surroudings
No. 66 – Honolulu Hahalua
Position:	Defensive End
Personal information
Born:	(2039-01-07)January 7, 2039 (aged 24) North Pole, Alaska, U.S.
Height:	6 ft 3 in (1.91 m)
Weight:	300 lb (136 kg)
Username:	Thenc206
Career information
College:	California Golden Bears
ISFL Draft:	2062  / Round: 2 / Pick: 15
DSFL Draft:	2061  / Round: 1 / Pick: 9
Career history
Roster status:	Active

Ranch-Pizza Pizza-Man (born January 7, 2039) is an American football defensive end for the Honolulu Hahalua. He played college football for California Golden Bears (Cal) before being drafted by the Norfolk Seawolves in the Season 46 DSFL Draft.

Early years

"Ranch Pizza Man was born in the North Pole of Alaska to a single mom of one. He had what he called an "ordinary life" despite being in the cold heart of Alaska. He didn't always have a love for football, however that would change after he got to see the Minnesota Grey Ducks win multiple championships in his lifetime. He was a 5-star athlete in high school, a one-of-a-kind player who was compared to the late great Reggie White also known as " the Minister of Defense". However, football wasn't popular in his high school and he ended up committing to his hometown college hockey team first the "Alaska Anchorage Seawolves". He would end up committing after getting a call from the Golden Bears coach who gave him ""an offer nobody could refuse". His family and community would hold a grudge against him for not staying in the local community. He has said he cut his family off right then and there "

College career

" He had an impact right away on the Bears and broke many records. In the first week of the season, they would beat the number one ranked Michigan and he would break the single-game sack record of 4.5 with 6 sacks. He would have a sad end to his first season with him suffering a knee injury in the last game, and missing the playoffs. The team would lose the bowl game without his presence on the field. He went through an extensive rehab in the offseason, thankfully avoiding injury. In his second season, he would continue his success and break the single-season sack record for his team with 16 sacks, this meant in just his second season he was already in the top 5 all-time sack leaders for his team. They would run through the college playoffs before losing to Georgia in a blowout National Championship game. Many people questioned whether they should have been in that spot, believing many other teams were better than them. Despite being filled with criticism, he decided to declare for the DSFL draft wanting to show he could make an impact on the pro-level. He finished his college career with 26 sacks.

College career statistics

Ranch would leave college having made a name for himself as a versatile defensive playmaker with over 200 tackles and 26 sacks.

Career statistics			Tackles		Sacks	Interceptions		Other
Season	Team	Games	Reg	TFL	Sack	Int	IntTD	DefTD	FFum	FRec	PD
2034	CAL	11	100	20	10	1	0	0	5	4	1
2035	CAL	11	121	30	16	3	1	2	8	5	3

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Professional career

DSFL Career

2061 Season (S46)

Pizza-Man would be drafted by the Norfolk Seawolves with the 9th pick in the Season 46 DSFL Draft.

In his first season, he showed promise however, he did not live up to his high expectations on the field, with the highlight of his stat line being his 23 tackles. Though he was known to be a difference maker in the locker room, many of his teammates called him "a game changer" when it came to keeping morale high. Ultimately, it wasn't enough and the Seawolves would finish 3-11 missing the playoffs. In the offseason, he decided to ultimately skip the combine to prepare more for his future in the ISFL and the well-known ISFL Draft. The Weekly Mirror interviewed him during this time and asked him how he felt going to the ISFL Draft, and this would lead him to say "Very excited, I'm pumped to get started, I'm quite obviously going to miss Norfolk but I hope they know that I appreciated my time there". This was reported to come off greatly for ISFL GMs around the league, many moved him up the draft board despite the disappointing season. A month later he was drafted by Honolulu in the 2nd Round.

ISFL

2062 Season (S47)

After the well-known 2061 tank season, pizza-man would join Honolulu alongside the Veteran Lenny Longpipe. This would be Lenny's last and only season with him being a mentor to him throughout the season. While this was a disappointing season for the team, finishing way below the .500 mark at just 2-14, these two would consistently be the ones to clear up holes and show that they were a dangerous force during the season. Most importantly, Ranch was able to show everyone that he could be a future gamewrecker to watch in this league and was able to give an impressive 70% pressure rate on the QB when he wasn't being double-covered. Ranch finished his season with 21 tackles and 2 sacks. Before the end of the season, there was a report that Ranch-Man was spending his nights partying, drinking ranch, and eating pizza in his free time. In response to this report, he announced to the press that he gave out free ranch to his teammates and ordered everyone some pizza from Pizza Hut.

2063 Season (S48)

In the 2063 season, he wasn't the most dominant player in the league he showed that he was developing at an insane rate and was able to show his bright future within the ISFL. This season he played alongside the rookie Rex Havoc, and they helped dominate the defensive line. Together, the freshman and sophomore had 60 tackles and 4 sacks. They used this season as a wide stepping stone for the havoc that they intend to bring to the ISFL. Ranch said in an interview during the midpoint of the season "I expect this team to be a future championship team in the next 5 years with us dominating the defensive line". This statement would put the league on notice. Honolulu finished the season at 6-10, and now looking into the future, Ranch is really looking forward to having his first winning season here in this next season and is looking to win a championship with HON very soon.