Donny Doofensmirtz
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| No. 17 – Prospect | |
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| Position: | Tight End |
| Personal information | |
| Born: | April 20, 2033 (aged 28) Danville, South Dakota, U.S. |
| Height: | 6 ft 4 in (1.93 m) |
| Weight: | 250 lb (113 kg) |
| Username: | Krombopulos_Bill |
| Career information | |
| High school: | Heins' School of Evil |
| College: | Tri-State Area University - Danville |
| Career history | |
| Roster status: | Active |
Donny "Evil Incorperated" Doofenshmirtz (born April 20th, 2033) is an American Football Tight End who is currently preparing to enter the professional ranks. He played college football for Tri-State Area University - Danville and has declared his intent to enter the professional ranks next season.
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Early years
Donny's father, Hines Doofenshmirtz was very displeased with his life in his twilight years and decided to spend his massive fortune on growing a child to his exact specifications. Donny was designed to combat an agency lead by 1 particular platypus. Patrick the Platypus, grandson of Perry the Platypus. Hines ensured that Donny had the athleticism to take Patrick out but unfortunately Hines passed away before Donny's second birthday. Donny was then placed in the care of his older sister Vanessa and her husband Ferb. Under their care Donny spent his earlier years exploring the beauty of the Tri-State Area while creating incredible worlds that he remembers simply disappearing at the end of every day. Amongst his other hobbies were playing basketball and hanging out with his pet platypus Patrick. In High-School, Donny's beloved Patrick ran away from home like he did so often, only this time he did not return. Donny was devastated and even though Patrick had had a child, Penelope, Donny felt as if his world just shattered. In that moment Donny decided to dedicated himself to the sport of basketball and went on to be a 4-star recruit out of Heins' School of Evil eventually committing to Tri-State Area University - Danville.
College Career
The plan was for Donny to red shirt his first season for the Tri-State Area - Danville Kangaroos Men's Basketball Team but due to their star shooting guard Wilson Wallaby breaking him arm, Donny was thrust into the fire. After coming off the bench at the beginning of the season Donny quickly earned himself a starting role. The Roos were unstoppable with Donny's lock down perimeter defense and went on to win the Dakota Dakota Dakota Conference Championship earning a spot in the big dance as a 14 seed. After fighting hard all game the Roos felt the final dagger as Donny was called for a 5 second violation when he could find a man to inbound the ball to down 1 point with 2 seconds left in the game. Donny was disheartened but he never could have expected what happened next. Three months after the end of the season the NCAA placed a 5-year tournament sanction on the Tri-State Area - Danville Kangaroos Men's Basketball Team stating that all but one member of the team were found to be international spies. Donny was enraged by the betrayal and never wanted to pick up a basketball again.
Early in Donny's Sophomore year at Tri-State-Danville he was walking to his Psychology of Chocolate class when he felt a hand on his shoulder. It was the Roos football coach Phineas and he wanted Donny to come try out for the team. Donny impressed Coach Phineas enough with his athleticism and made the roster. In the early season Donny wasn't able to see any snaps at wide receiver and when he refused the notion of a red shirt, Donny was moved to tight end. In week 8 Donny saw his first target and he made it count taking it for a 65-yard touchdown. After seeing a couple of targets a game for the next few weeks Donny popped again in the final week of the season catching the game winning touchdown. Unfortunately for Donny he tore his ACL, ravaging his hopes for the next season.
The beginning of Donny's Junior season went about as expected. He wasn't able to practice with full contact until week 4 and didn't play until week 7. Luckily for Donny the Roos' top two tight ends had graduated the prior season so he was thrown into the starting role. Donny finished with 478 yards and 8 touchdowns in the 5 games he played and the Roos made the Dakota Dakota Dakota Conference Championship where Donny seemed to disappear with only 1 catch for 8 yards. After a heated exchange with Coach Phineas in the lockeroom post-game Donny declared for 2055 DSFL Draft.
College Career Stats
| Basketball | All Stats "Per Game" | |||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season | Team | GP | PPG | FG% | 3PT% | FT% | REB | AST | ST | BLK |
| 2052 (S37) | Tri-State-Danville | 31 | 9.7 | 46% | 30% | 69% | 4.8 | 0.8 | 1.6 | 0.4 |
| Football | Receiving | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season | Team | GP | Rec | Yds | Avg | Long | TD |
| 2053 (S38) | Tri-State-Danville | 7 | 9 | 216 | 24 | 65 | 2 |
| 2054 (S39) | Tri-State-Danville | 6 | 27 | 485 | 18 | 44 | 8 |
Professional career
| Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6 ft 4 in (1.93 m) |
250 lb (113 kg) |
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