Bean Beanman
 Bean Beanmen in his final game at Boise State | |
| No. 93 – Retired | |
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| Position: | Defensive End |
| Personal information | |
| Born: | August 31, 2019 (aged 41) Toronto, Canada |
| Height: | 6 ft 5 in (1.96 m) |
| Weight: | 283 lb (128 kg) |
| Username: | Seymoursnatches |
| Career information | |
| High school: | Trudeau High |
| College: | Boise State University |
| Career history | |
| Roster status: | Retired |
Bean Beanman (born August 31, 1999) was an American football defensive end. He played college football for Boise State University (BSU).
Early years
Bean Beanman was made fun of throughout his elementary school days due to the name his parents gave him. This name was passed down through generations of Beanman and zoomers were not going to stop Bean’s parents from stopping that tradition. After a rough childhood, Bean grew like he was a magical bean. The night before his first day of High School, Bean grew to an astonishing 6’5” – his parents thought they were on Pranked and Aston Kutcher was going to pop out. But as the days went by his parents realized that they had a magical Bean in their midst. While walking the halls the Trudeau High Football coach could not help but to drag Bean by his bean to play for his football team. Bean was an immediate starter for the Trudeau Politicians – he was a star from the first snap of his freshman year to the last snap of his senior year. Over the 4 years, Bean shattered the records by having over 200 tackles and 69 sacks. Bean was able to get to 70 sacks on the last play of his career, but he did not want to ruin the moment. Bean garnered a lot of attention from recruiters, but Boise State University caught his eye. One night he was browsing Facebook only to see that an abnormally high amount of ducks dies due to Boise’s blue football field. Bean wanted to protect the ducks by painting that blue turf with the tears of his opponents. Bean committed to Boise University becoming the highest rated Bean coming out of Canada.
College career
Bean coming fresh off the plane, the first-time leaving Canada, was surprised to see that Boise was not too different from his hometown. The only difference was there was 2.7 million less people, less buildings, less things to do, but more American. Bean started as a true freshman at Boise State, he came in at 6’5 weighing 270 Lbs. His first season did not as expected – the competition in the US was much tougher than in Canada. After taking a few games to adjust to players his size and strength, Bean was able to finish the season with 29 tackles and 5 sacks. Bean had a moment of realization that off-season, he was not doing enough to protect the ducks, so he hit the gym to be stronger, faster, and meaner… for the ducks. His sophomore year, Bean showed the NCAA why he was the top Bean coming out of Canada. Bean finished his seasons amassing 41 tackles, 11.5 sacks in 12 games. Bean was caught crying after his sophomore season concluded and reporters rushed to figure out why, was it the amazing season? Did something happen in his personal life? Bean answered the reporters stating that this was the first season that he felt like he protected his duck friends. That the number of ducks fatalities was down over 50% and this was due to his gameplay of course. At this point, Bean had gotten attention from the pro-scouts and he was ready to prove to them what he was capable of doing for his team. Bean finished his junior year with 46 tackles, 17 sacks in 12 games. Bean declared that he was ready to move on from College Football and go to the pros. Media questioned him as to why he was not going back for his senior year. Bean told the media that he was ready to move forward and the faster he can make it to the pros, the faster he can open a duck sanctuary. Bean has declared for the pros and is awaiting the future of career and the fate of his ducks.
