Sweet James-Jones
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| No. 88 – Palm Beach Solar Bears | |
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| Position: | Wide Receiver |
| Personal information | |
| Born: | April 10, 2011 (aged 49) Dallas, Texas, U.S. |
| Height: | 6 ft 3 in (1.91 m) |
| Weight: | 225 lb (102 kg) |
| Career information | |
| High school: | Third Ward HS |
| College: | Third Ward University |
| Career history | |
| Roster status: | Active |
Sweet DaPimp James-Jones (born April 10, 2013) is an American football wide receiver for the Palm Beach Solar Bears of the Developmental Simulation Football League (DSFL). He played college football for Third Ward University (TWU) before being drafted by the Palm Beach Solar Bears in the 2033 DSFL Draft (S18).
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Early years
Sweet James-Jones was born in Dallas, TX. Born on October 28th, 2011, he was birthed by his mother, Candy Butler and Chad Butler aka Pimp C. They raised Sweet in the Triple D until 2015 when Chad was released from Prison and then moved back to his fathers hometown of Houston, Texas where they lived in the Third Ward until moving to Sugarland, TX in 2016. Unfortunately, Chad passed away in 2017 due to sleep apnea, although many will say it was due to sippin’ on syzurp (which it might’ve been). After his fathers passing, life got a little rough for Sweet and his mother, Candy. Sweet then turned to the streets where he began to slang them chickenz to help with the family income. The streetz then helped Sweet become the man he is today.
While in high school, Sweet excelled on the field as he did the streetz. Becoming the #1 receiver in the stae of Texas as well as the nation. He lettered his freshmen year and was Third Wards HS team captain on the football, basketball, and polo teams. He was a man amongst boys during his high school days and was leagues ahead of everyone he played with and against. All of his accolades led to him earning full rides to all of the top 25 colleges in the nation as well as many others. He was set to commit to the U until he fell into some legal troubles. Sweet was caught with some keys in his trunk one day while he was blunt cruising on 45 and was hemmed up due to state police having it out for him. He eventually saw his day in court and had all charges dropped thanks in part to his lawyer and eventual agent, Tony Snow. After his legal troubles, practically all of his offers were pulled excluding one to Third Ward U where Sweet eventually committed and balled the fucc out at.
College career
After committing to the Third Ward U, Sweet had an immediate impact on the relatively unknown school. After earning the #1 WR spot as a true freshmen sweet broke university and collegiate records. He scorched small schools and power 10 schools alike. He led the Third Ward Trappers to there first bowl appearance in school history in the Cotton Bowl in Dallas where he scorched the opposing teams defense. Did I mention the team they played was the University of Texas? Yea he did in Defensive Back U and put up crazy numbers in his first primetime game against a top 15 school. With his success and him being a key part of the Trappers success, he led them to a to a #12 ranking to start out his sophomore year. He then helped the team go undefeated once again and earned them the #2 spot in the nation where they eventually played for the Natty against ‘Bama. It was a crazy game with ups and downs, but they eventually pulled out the win on a last second hail mary where he mossed a defender in the endzone and placed his nuts on said DBs head. This victory put the Trappers on the map and led to them becoming a perennial powerhouse in the college football world. They went on to win back to back national championships with Sweet leading the charge. Sweet broke and set every receiving record for Third Ward U as well as the NCAA with every record still standing and will likely be standing until the end of time.
Most receptions, Game: 26 receptions against Ohio State / 10/21/2031 Most receptions, Season: 202, 2032 season Most receptions, Career: 479 Most receiving yards, Game: 469, Ohio State / 10/21/2031 Most receiving yards, Season: 3,420 yards Most receiving yards, Career: 8,678 yards Most 100 yard games, Season: 15 Most 100 yard games, Career: 60
Professional career
| Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad |
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| 6 ft 3 in (1.91 m) |
225 lb (102 kg) |
Professional career statistics
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Achievements and records
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