Sconnie Mckicks

Sconnie McHits

No. 55 – Colorado Yeti
Position:	Linebacker
Personal information
Born:	November 17, 1989 (aged 31) Milwaukee, Wisconsin, U.S.
Height:	6 ft 0 in (1.83 m)
Weight:	200 lb (91 kg)
Username:	G2019
Career information
High school:	Ozaukee High School
College:	Wisconsin
ISFL Draft:	2046 / Round: 1 / Pick: 5
DSFL Draft:	2045 / Round: 1 / Pick: 2
Career history
Norfolk Seawolves, Colorado Yeti
Roster status:	Retired

Sconnie McKicks (born November 17, 1989) is an American football linebacker who plays for the Norfolk Seawolves of the DSFL.

Early years

On November 17, 1989, Sconnie McKicks was born to parents Georgia and Kentucky (Tuck) McKicks in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. As a family of humble means, the McKicks (and Sconnie, in particular) derived pleasure from the simple things in life: namely kicking random objects and eating McDonalds McNuggets. As a 10 year old, Sconnie won his state's Punt, Pass, and Kick competition (sponsored by McDonalds), even though he refused to compete in the Pass portion. This aligned with Sconnie's childhood motto: "Quarterback are overrated. Bart Starr, Johnny Unitas, Joe Montana, Tom Brady...they are bums. Kickers and punters are the true team leaders. I want to be like Ray Guy, Sebastian Janikowski, Morten Anderson, and Adam Vinatieri." McKicks starred at Ozaukee High School in Fredonia, Wisconsin, where he was the Gatorade Player of the Year in Boy's Soccer and set state season and career records in football (FG made, points scored) and soccer (goals, assists).

College career

A four-year starter and captain for the Badgers, McKicks led the Big Ten in field goals made and field goal percentage in each of his four seasons in Madison. Sconnie was especially instrumental in his senior season, leading Wisconsin to their first national championship since 1942 in a 27-24 win over Alabama. During that season, McKicks was a perfect 69/69 in field goal attempts, earning him national acclaim and following, along with the fitting nickname of "ShoeNice". Former YouTube sensation ShoeNice, known for his video in which he consumed large quantities of beverages (notably vodka), was said to be flattered and honored when #ShoeNice began trending on Twitter and he was able to experience a brief surge in viewership on his videos. Sconnie McKicks also became the first kicker to win the Heisman Trophy in 2021, leading to a meteoric rise in the popularity of the position throughout youth football and revolutionizing the position itself.

College career statistics

Career statistics			Extra Points			Field Goals									Punts
Career	Team	Games	XPM	XPA	XP%	FGM	FGA	FG%	<20	20-29	30-39	40-49	50+	Lng	Punts	Yds	Avg	Inside 20	Long
	Wisconsin	48	89	89	100	171	174	98.3	51/52	69/69	26/26	17/18	8/9	52	79	3637	46	16	67

Professional Career (2048-2049)

2048 marked the rookie season for McHits, as he was called up to the Colorado Yeti for the first time. Surrounded by generational talents Melvin Murder-Moose and Rusty Rucker, McHits filled the Middle Linebacker role, allowing those two to rush off the edge, get to opposing quarterbacks, and cause havoc. The biggest highlight of the season was in the Yeti's Week 3 matchup with the Philadelphia Liberty, when McHits recorded his first two career sacks against friend and rival, Philadelphia Quarterback Ryan Negs. Other noteworthy performances included a nine tackle performance in Week 6 against the Chicago Butchers and a forced fumble and fumble recovery in Week 5 against the Berlin Fire Salamanders. On a team front, the Yeti narrowly missed the playoffs with a 9-7 record. While not a huge statistical season overall, McHits had a solid start to his professional career, and looks to make a big splash next season as an Outside Linebacker with some experience to boot.

2049 was the final season for Sconnie McHits, as he decided to hang them up and start anew. McHits had a very good season, leading the league in tackles with 131, and adding in 7 sacks, a safety, an interception, and even a defensive touchdown. His record of strong performances against the Philadelphia Liberty continued, as he recovered a strip sack for a touchdown in the teams' Week 14 matchup. He also showed out in Week 12 against the eventual champion Chicago Butchers, posting 13 tackles in that game. McHits was nominated for Defensive Breakout Player of the Year, Linebacker of the Year, and Defensive Performance of the Year. Although his career ended rather abruptly, McHits certainly made his mark on both the Norfolk Seawolves and Colorado Yeti during his career, and may be looking to management again in the future. For now, he plans to help train his distant cousin and DSFL Running Back prospect, Sconnie McSix, to allow him to succeed at the next level, just as McHits once did.

Professional career statistics

Career statistics			Defense
Season	Team	Games	Tck	TFL	FF/FR	Sck	Int	PD	Sfty	TD	Blk P/XP/FG
2048 (S33)	Yeti	16	77	4	1/1	4	0	8	0	0	0/0/0
2049 (S34)	Yeti	16	131	7	2/1	7	1	4	1	1	0/0/0

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