Moe Skeeter
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| No. 83 – Retired | |
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| Position: | Defensive End |
| Personal information | |
| Born: | January 9, 2017 (aged 44) Selma, Alabama, U.S. |
| Height: | 6 ft 5 in (1.96 m) |
| Weight: | 300 lb (136 kg) |
| Username: | TheDude83 |
| Career information | |
| College: | University of I Taught Myself |
| Career history | |
| Roster status: | Retired |
Moe Skeeter (born January 9, 2017) was an American football defensive end. He played college football for University of I Taught Myself (UITM).
Early years
Moe Skeeter came from humble beginnings, growing up on his parent's farm in Selma, Alabama. Moe's upbringing caused him to undergo a large amount of manual labor in order to pull his weight from a very young age. He would help around the farm tending to the cows and horses, while his father tended to their peanut fields. The toting of large sacks of feed along with a heavy diet of protein-packed peanuts led to Moe, who was already a large boy for his age, to sprout into a giant. Unfortunately, with the Skeeter's family farm being barely subsistent, it forced Moe to forego his education after the seventh grade to focus solely on the farm. Not to mention the fact that he was a solid D to F student, but was passed on anyway out of pity. These humble beginnings for Moe may seem daunting, but they put him on a life changing trajectory.
College career
The tryouts went as could be expected since the now eighth-grade boy could tackle a full-grown bull when his adrenaline was pumping. Officially being the new starting defensive end of the Mordor Mudrats in the Alabama Semi-Pro League (ASPL), he was ready to show what he was made of on the gridiron and take what little wages he made back to the Skeeter farm. He quickly excelled in his first season with a league record of 12 sacks in a single game, cementing his place as a titan in the ASPL. Behind the defensive powerhouse that was Moe Skeeter, the Mordor Mudrats went on to cruise their way to three straight league championships in Skeeter's first three seasons. One of Moe's more legendary feats came in his first season during the game to seal the Mudrat's division title. Moe put all three of the quarterbacks for the opposing Calla Coyotes out of the game and forced their punter to go under center. Such a performance all but single-handedly sealed the win for the Mudrats.
