Miracle Whip

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Miracle Whip
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No. 0 – Prospect
Position:Tight End
Personal information
Born: (2020-12-25)December 25, 2020 (aged 40)
Jerusalem, Israel
Height:6 ft 4 in (1.93 m)
Weight:240 lb (109 kg)
Username:Tbone54
Career information
College:Le Cordon Bleu
Career history
Roster status:Active

Miracle Whip (born December 25, 2020) is an American football tight end who is currently preparing to enter the professional ranks.He played college football for Le Cordon Bleu (LCB) and has declared his intent to enter the professional ranks next season.

Early years

Miracle Whip was born in Jerusalem to mother Cary and father Moe on December 25th 2020. His mother worked in a brothel and his father a bartender. Miracle whip never was expected to make something out of himself, yet he tried his hardest. Miracle's family moved to the states when he was 12 years old, to the fine state of Utah. There he discovered the joys of mormonism and though his family did not approve he continued his practice. Miracle didn't start playing football until highschool as he hit a growth spurt. Miracle started as a Offensive Lineman but due to rapid weight loss following training camps he switched to tight end and there he excelled, being accepted to the pretigous Le Cordon Bleu, where he was disappointed that it was not an exclusively mormon school. However being the timid person that he was he did not say anything and continued his attendence.

College career

At Le Cordon Bleu Miracle Whip majored in baking, he was said to have run in touchdowns like his food gave people the runs. Le Cordon knew that Miracle Whip would never make it as a chef, but was too entertaining on the field to not have him wear a chefs hat. His freshman year was like most freshman's, uneventful. He didn't do anything, no parties, no girls, and absolutely no drinking. He would however treat himself to a can of frosting, every night along with an entire roll of tollhouse cookiedough. This discipline off the field reflected on it as Miracle whip went off his freshman and sophmore years, Averaging 76 receptions 1,200 yards and 13 touchdowns each season. Junior year Miracle Whip began to exlpore what life had to offer, he began "making friends" and "going out" this lack of discipline showed as his stats started to slip, his final year at LCB had him put up a meger 30 catches for 400 yards and 1 TD that he did not catch but picked up a fumbled ball and fell into the endzone. Miracle realized that he wasn't a good cook so decided to declare in the DSFL draft.

College career statistics

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Professional career

Pre-draft measurables
Ht Wt 40‑yd dash 20‑ss 3‑cone Vert jump Broad
6 ft 4 in
(1.93 m)
240 lb
(109 kg)

Professional career statistics

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Career statistics Receiving
Season Team Games Rec Yards Avg Lg TD
2043 (S28) Template:LCB 14 70 1354 19.34 60 14

Achievements and records

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