Emperor De Pengu
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| No. 63 – Tijuana Luchadores | |
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| Position: | Offensive Lineman |
| Personal information | |
| Born: | November 11, 2031 (aged 29) Antartica, |
| Height: | 4 ft 8 in (1.42 m) |
| Username: | Sylphreni |
| Career information | |
| College: | None |
| Career history | |
| Roster status: | Active |
Emperor de Pengu (born November 11, 2031) is an American football offensive lineman for the Tijuana Luchadores of the Developmental Simulation Football League (DSFL).
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Early years
Being born upn the icebergs that surround the frozen continent is not an easy life for a young bird, but Emperor de Pengu was born for greatness and knew it early on. As a young chick, he was constantly chest bumping his peers in an attempt to establish his dominance over them from an early age. Having proven himself as a mighty pengu at such a small age, as he continued to fill out his form and grow up he only became more unstoppable. Soon no other penguins dared stand in his way. During an offseason vacation to the southern pole, a scout for the ISFL happened to be passing by Emperors flock, and upon seeing the birds massive heft the scout was immediately entranced and saw the birbs true potential. Communication was difficult at first, but with a huge amont of patience and some fish, the scout eventually convince de Pengu to try out for the league.
College career
Sadly Emperor de Pengu never got to play at a collegiate level. Some say to this day this short coming may have caused his huge slide in the DSFL draft Many scouts were concerned at de Pengus lack of social awarness and general table manners. While his agent assured teams it wouldn't have a significant impact on his performance on the team, this seemed to have little effect on teams scouts, and de Pengu saw himself slide down the DSFL draft board until the Tijuana Luchadores finally saw good reason to take him. Sadly it seems there was some failure to communicate between Emperor de Pengu and his new team... seems having a shared language is important, and as big of a challenge as English is for de Pengu... Spanish is even worse. This lack of communication lead to the Luchadores thinking they had drafted a Kicker and not an Offensive Lineman, which is how de Pengu ended up kicking for the team in his first season.
College career statistics
| Career statistics | Offensive Line | |||
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| Season | Team | Games | Pancakes | Sacks Allowed |
| {{}} | ISFL | 0 | 0 | |
Professional career
| Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 ft 8 in (1.42 m) |
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