Dick Wizardry

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Dick Wizardry
No. 69 – Yellowknife Wraiths
Position:Running Back
Personal information
Born: (2005-06-09)June 9, 2005 (aged 55)
Hogsface, Foon
Height:6 ft 3 in (1.91 m)
Weight:230 lb (104 kg)
Career information
High school:Robert E. Lee Boys Preperatory Academy and Tire Shop
College:Florida State
ISFL Draft:2027  / Round: 2 / Pick: 2
DSFL Draft:2026  / Round: 1 / Pick: 1
Career history
Roster status:Active
Career NSFL statistics
Total tackles:0
Tackles for loss:0
Pass deflections:0
Interceptions:0
Forced fumbles:0
Fumble recoveries:0
Sacks:0
Career DSFL statistics
Total tackles:0
Tackles for loss:0
Pass deflections:0
Interceptions:0
Forced fumbles:0
Fumble recoveries:0
Sacks:0

Dick Susan Wizardry (born January 9, 2005) is an American football running back for the Yellowknife Wraiths of the National Simulation Football League (NSFL). He played college football for Florida State (FSU) before being drafted by the Yellowknife Wraiths in the 2027 ISFL Draft (S12). Prior to this, he had been drafted by the Kansas City Coyotes in the 2026 DSFL Draft (S11).


Early years

No one is quite sure where Dick comes from and where he started and he doesn't answers questions about his childhood. The earliest things he'll talk about are discovering football in high school and his efforts to join the team and then rise through the ranks to become a star player. Despite not starting during his Freshman season, Wizardry returned punts and later kickoffs, managing 3 touchdowns. When he finally took over the starting role, he had three straight 1,000 yard seasons, and scored 42 times. He was his team's leading Receiver during his Junior and Senior year of high school as well. His parents, whose names he chooses not to reveal, were supportive of his aspirations after they themselves came from humble beginnings. The most he would say was that each was the sole surviving child in their fmaily and that they were hard workers who showed him the kind of work ethic he carries to this day. Wizardry was recruited by over a dozen schools before settling with Florida State after a visit that included a "welcome" by several sororities that was later investigated by the NCAA, who found no wrongdoing. The accusations were later leaked to have come from a rival school, The University of Florida.

College career

At FSU, Dick rushed for over 4,500 yards and scored 43 touchdowns on the ground. He punished linebackers and secondary players who attempted to tackle him with a lethal combinaiton of speed and strength. He also caught over 200 passes for a total of 3,800 yards and 26 touchdowns. In addition he was a kick and punt returner who hit over 1,000 yards each seaosn and managed to take it all the way to the endzone and combined 8 times. That's where he picked up the (self given) nickname "Weapon XXX". He also managed to become notorious for his partying. There were a handful of rumors about sex parties, pranks, and infamously vandalizing the in-state rival Florida Gators mascot. Nothing was ever proven or even pursued that diligently as Wizardry always had alibis and any number of witnesses willing to defend him. Some claim there was more to the stories, pointing by the fact that Wizardry gave a tremendous number of interviews to TMZ over his four year career and the notorious website somehow didn't find anything on him. Nonetheless, Wizardry survived his college years relatively unscathed, and graduated with a Bachelor's Degree in Personal Finance with(very surprisingly to most people) a 3.4 GPA. He quickly declared for the DSFL Draft.

College career statistics

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Professional career

DSFL career

Wizardry was drafted #1 overall by Kansas City and spent his DSFL season rushing for over 700 yards and 7 touchdowns as a complementary running back to Aksel Danielsson. In addition he caught over 40 passes and acted as a part time returner, true to his claims of being a "Triple R Grand Master", referring to running, receiving, and returning. The team bounced back from the previous season and made the playoffs before losing to the eventual DSFL Ultimini Champion Portland Pythons.



Pre-draft measurables
Ht Wt 40‑yd dash 20‑ss 3‑cone Vert jump Broad BP Wonderlic
6 ft 3 in
(1.91 m)
230 lb
(104 kg)
4.34 s 4.13 s 7.33 s 29.5 in
(0.75 m)
11 ft 0.1 in
(3.36 m)
26 reps 7
NSFL S12 Draft Combine


Professional career statistics

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Achievements and records

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