Carl Wheezer

Carl Wheezer

Wheezer preparing to train in the desert
No. 58 – Prospect
Position:	Runningback
Personal information
Born:	(2018-08-10)August 10, 2018 (aged 42) Retroville, Texas, U.S.
Height:	6 ft 3 in (1.91 m)
Weight:	235 lb (107 kg)
Career information
College:	Retroville University
Career history
Roster status:	Active

Carl Wheezer (born August 10, 2018) is an American football runningback for the Prospect of the Developmental Simulation Football League (DSFL).

Early years

Carl Wheezer was born in Retroville, Texas to parents Ebenezer and Martha Wheezer. Throughout his childhood, he spent much of time with his best friends Jimmy and Sheen saving the world on multiple occassions from cruel beings such as King Goobot V and Professor Calamitous. Following Sheen accidentally shooting himself into space and getting his TV show cancelled, Carl fell into a deep depression that he only brought himself out of by realizing that it was finally time to make Judy Neutron fall in love with him. He knew that the only way he could outcompete Hugh Neutron for her love was to become a professional football player and picked up the sport in time for high school. Immediately, he became goated and was greatly revered by many colleges around the globe and he didn't even need to finish highschool. He chose to stay homebound and went to Retroville University at a stunning age of 14.

College career

As the top running back of the Retroville Rockets, Wheezer carried the team from his freshman year all the way to his senior year at age 18. In the first two years, the Rockets went the opposite of undefeated due to generally being a poorly run sports team with a lack of talent. Wheezer was the one brought spot on a team full of disappointment, and even then the numerous scapula injuries hurt his ability to play consistently. It wasn't until an experimental surgery from his friend Jimmy Neutron, boy genius, that turned Wheezer into a cyborg that he was able to play a full season through his junior year and then his senior year. With a fully healthy Wheezer, the Rockets proceeded to win the championship of their division and bring home a trophy for two years in a row. Eventually, he declared for the draft of the Development Simulation Football League and shot up draft boards after proving that he could be consistently healthy.

Professional career

Wheezer was drafted 23rd overall to the Kansas City Coyotes for the DSFL after falling due to concerns about his health, despite being an extremely durable and good-looking cyborg. During training drills in the team facility shortly prior to the preseason, his coach pulled him aside and discussed the possibility of him swapping to a defensive lineman due to the general need at that position and higher value at defensive positions over offensive positions. Of course, Wheezer was all about that draft stock so he immediately made the switch and begin practicing in the training regime for a defensive lineman, first having the opportunity to test himself out during the course of the preseason. When he performed fairly well at his brand new position and would only improve there, he committed fully to the position and left the days of running back behind him in order to try to murder opposing quarterbacks so that they can't throw the football to the other guys. Wheezer performed well in his first season, although ultimately walked away without any awards to his name and only the determination to try and make a run for one in the next year when he would be faster and stronger than ever. The Coyotes finished with a record of 5-9, tied with the Portland Pythons for worst in the DSFL, missing the playoffs for the season. Upon the conclusion of the series and coming to the revelation that he would not be going to the playoffs that year, Wheezer was apprehended by the police after a violent rage in which multiple were sent to the hospital. He was let out after all of the victims were found missing.

Professional career statistics

Career statistics			Tackles		Sacks	Interceptions		Other
Season	Team	Games	Reg	TFL	Total	Sack	Int	IntTD	DefTD	FFum	FRec	BLK	Safety
2037 (S22)	KCC	14	33	12	45	1.0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0

Achievements and records

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