Candice Fitinyomouf
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 Candice D. Fitinyomouf's rookie picture | |
| No. 17 – Norfolk Seawolves | |
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| Position: | Defensive Tackle |
| Personal information | |
| Born: | June 23, 2002 (aged 58) Medicine Hat, Alberta, Canada |
| Height: | 6 ft 5 in (1.96 m) |
| Weight: | 307 lb (139 kg) |
| Username: | Therealmazatt |
| Career information | |
| College: | Texas A&M University |
| DSFL Draft: | 2041 / Round: 3 / Pick: 1 |
| Career history | |
| Roster status: | Active |
Candice Dong Fitinyomouf (born June 23, 2002) is an American football defensive tackle for the Norfolk Seawolves of the Developmental Simulation Football League (DSFL).
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Early years
Candice D. Fitinyomouf was born to quaint beginnings. Medicine Hat, Alberta, Canada. All they're known for is the Tigers, and the city is so irrelevant I have to clarify the Tigers are a hockey team. From a young age, Fitinyomouf was fast. He was on his feet 17 months after being born, and placed in 3rd at the annual Med Hat Baby Race (the results were disputed because one contestant had facial hair, and another was allegedly 3). Fitinyomouf came out of the womb at a whopping 12 pounds as well. This led a natural path for him to be a football star, but not the ones who have to run for a long time because he ate like a pig. It became clear that playing in Bumfuck, Nowhere would get no attention to his supreme speed and supreme mass. It was no fun dominating the nicotine skeletons that is the Med. Hat youth, so the executive decision was made to move to Texas to further Candice's playing career. This was a move made in Grade 10, meaning Candice had 2 years to make an impact at high school. And shiiit did he do that. I don't know football stats, but what I'll tell you is Candice fucked moms (not literally), clapped bombs (other children), and moved very fast while doing so. This was enough for him to go to college, and start living the dream on a scholarship
College career
College goes as expected for a star in the making. Bitches, food, bitches, more food--you catch my drift. When thinking about college for Fitinyomouf, people have only been able to think of one thing in their absolute state of awestruck "It reminds me of the Bobby Shmurda song "Livin' Life" when Bobby Shmurday says "I'm living life like a boss (Like a boss)"". I think that's fairly self explanatory. Sports and his lifestyle had one thing in common, maximum chaos. That was his goal on the field. Assess the situation, penetrate, get the sack, and get out. It became commonplace for the opposing teams to hear "CAN IT FIT IN YOUR MOUTH?" after every tackle. And he tackled a lot. 173 tackles in his freshman season--good for 6th overall, where he was in a tie with Frank Ginda of San Jose. Tie? That's not a win, and if you ain't first, you're last. So becoming first is the only option. Bang. Sophomore season, 180. 4th place. Year 3? Uh oh. On his 77th tackle of the season, Fitinyomouf goes down hard with a strained hammy. His season was done with the record eluding him. But that does't mean Candice quit. No, in fact this was a positive as Candice was able to focus on his grades and finish his accounting courses for the semester, and sat in on late-year high level courses to get a head start on note taking. The next season came quick, but Candice was ready. He started at a below average pace, sitting at 76 tackles at the midpoint of the season. That's when everything came into fruition, with his schoolwork transitioning to his notes from his injury season, Candice was able to focus completely on honing his body. Increased meal consumption and weight lifting was involved, and in a historic push Candice put up 112 tackles in the back half of the season to complete his strive for the record in time to hit DSFL Waivers, and go to the Grey Ducks.
College career statistics
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Professional career
| Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad |
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| 6 ft 5 in (1.96 m) |
307 lb (139 kg) |
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