A Kicker

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A Kicker
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The soon to be GOAT
No. 5 – Prospect
Position:Kicker
Personal information
Born: (2006-21-08)September 8, 2006 (aged 54)
St. Louis, Missouri, U.S.
Height:5 ft 12 in (1.83 m)
Weight:75 lb (34 kg)
Username:Jobin
Career information
High school:GED
College:Yes
ISFL Undrafted:2047
Career history
Roster status:Active

A Kicker (born September 8, 2007) is an American football kicker who is currently preparing to enter the professional ranks.He played college football for Yes (Y) before going undrafted in the 2047 ISFL Draft (S32).

Early years

A Kicker was born to play football. His parents, John and Marie Johanson, deliberatly gave him the last name Kicker to force him into that position. This almost backfired for them as he took up an early interest in soccer making his name still work. To encourage him in the direction they wanted, they sent his sister, A Stripper, overseas with the promise that she would not return unless he played football. He obliged, but never saw his sister again. Even still, A stuck with it becoming a top IHSA kicker, but this was not without controversy. During his Sophmore season, A's school, GED, were well on there way to a state championship title, backed by their trusty kicker. During a game versus their rivals, Home School, A was lining up a field goal attempt when a pet macaw flew in and landed right in front of the ball. With not enough time to stop, A kicked the bird into oblivion. Depression would set in. He could not bring himself to kick another football.... not without the extreme desire to kill another parrot. His teammates, while very disturbed, found a way to appease him. Any football he kicked from then on had a striking, red macaw painted on it to give him the satisfaction of the kill.

College career

Did A go to college? Yes. Did A graduate? Probably. Did anything of any kind of note happen during his collegiate career? I don't know go look it up yourself. Am I supposed to be an expert on A Kicker? Yes. A went to college. No one knows where, but he is adamant that he did. His parents had no contact with him of the four years he did. He assured them before he left that he was on a full ride and did not need any kind of support and that was the last they saw of him. Four years later, A appeared back at their door. After gathering all of his possesions, he asked his parents where his sister was. They refused to tell him. He left, vowing that he would one day find her, no matter how many birds had to be kicked along the way. He will use all of his salary in the pursuit of being reunited with his sibling.

College career statistics

Career statistics Extra Points Field Goals Punts
Season Team Games XPM XPA XP% FGM FGA FG% <20 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ Lng Punts Yds Avg Inside 20 Long
2020 YES 16 30 36 92.5 25 26 96.2 2/2 9/9 6/6 7/8 1/1 52 69 3505 46 16 67

Professional career

Pre-draft measurables
Ht Wt 40‑yd dash 20‑ss 3‑cone Vert jump Broad
5 ft 12 in
(1.83 m)
75 lb
(34 kg)
2047 ISFL scouting combine (S32)

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