Billy Stinkwater

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"Captain" Billy Stinkwater
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No. 89 – Prospect
Position:Wide Receiver
Personal information
Born: (2027-01-01)January 1, 2027 (aged 34)
Lexington, Kentucky, U.S.
Height:5 ft 11 in (1.80 m)
Weight:195 lb (88 kg)
Username:BRNXB0MBERS
Career information
College:University of Kentucky
ISFL Undrafted:2049
Career history
Roster status:Active

Player stats at ISFL.net

"Captain" Billy Stinkwater (born January 1, 2029) is an American football wide receiver who is currently preparing to enter the professional ranks. He played college football for University of Kentucky.

Early years

"Captain" Billy Stinkwater was born in Lexington, KY. Little is known about his family. His father may have been a cat trainer, but he died before Billy was born. He is also estranged from his mother due to several incidents during his childhood. She threw away his favorite teddy bear because his room was too messy and made him eat off the floor when he kept throwing his food on it. His household was very dysfunctional; he grew up thinking that his mother was his sister and his father was his brother. They fought often, sometimes ending in violence. For example, his mother once snapped her index finger because his father was late to church; his father once threw himself down the stairs after his mother dented the car. He has a deaf sister and a brother who works as a stripper.

Later, he had a stepmother who was Inuit. His stepbrother, Cleet, is older than his parents. When Cleet hit a mid-life crisis, he fought with Billy's father constantly and slept with his mother.

High School Career

Billy was a three-star prospect by all the major recruiting services. 247sports had him ranked as the No. 170 wide receiver and No. 20 overall prospect in the state of Kentucky.

He caught 84 passes for 1,541 yards and 22 receiving touchdowns as a senior in helping Paul Laurence Dunbar finish 15-0 and win the Class 6A championship over St. Xavier. His 22 receiving touchdowns tied for second in Kentucky High School Athletic Association single-season history while his 1,541 receiving yards ranks among the state's top-5 single seasons in KHSAA history. He had an additional touchdown on a punt return. His accolades include first-team All-state honors by the Kentucky Sports Writers Associaton and being named to the KY Super All-State Football Team by KY.com.

As a junior, he caught 31 passes for 441 yards and three touchdowns.

He was also on the varsity basketball team.

He chose UK over Louisville, Western Kentucky, and Middle Tennessee.

College Career

Freshman

Billy saw action in all 13 games, mostly on special teams. He had two catches for 51 yards and a touchdown in a blowout win over Murray State.

Sophomore

He played in all 13 games with two starts against Eastern Michigan and Tennessee. For the year, he had seven catches for 75 yards.

Junior

Stinkwater started all 13 games. He led the team in receptions with 67 catches for 603 yards and two scores. His best game came against Tennessee where he had 8 catches for 144 yards and one touchdown.

College career statistics

Career statistics Receiving
Season Team Games Rec Yards Avg Lg TD
Freshman Kentucky 13 2 51 25.5 43 1
Sophomore Kentucky 13 7 75 10.7 22 0
Junior Kentucky 13 67 603 9.0 36 2

Professional career

Pre-draft measurables
Ht Wt 40‑yd dash 20‑ss 3‑cone Vert jump Broad
5 ft 11 in
(1.80 m)
195 lb
(88 kg)
2049 ISFL scouting combine (S34)

Portland Pythons

S32

Stinkwater was a late season pickup for Portland.

Minnesota Grey Ducks

S33

After a short S32, the young wide receiver was selected in the 2nd round by the Minnesota Grey Ducks. Stinkwater got off to a hot start with 6 catches for 67 yards and a touchdown in his debut. He quickly became a fan favorite with his post-touchdown salute to the crowd. The next few weeks weren’t very productive with only one or two catches each game in weeks 2-4. His breakout game came in week 5 against the Tijuana Luchadores when he caught 5 passes for 75 yards and two touchdowns. Unfortunately, this production was short lived, and he only caught one more touchdown pass the rest of the year. Frustrated heading into the playoffs, Stinkwater got back on the board with one touchdown in each playoff game. Sadly, Minnesota was not able to complete the comeback against the Norfolk Seawolves in the Ultimini. Stinkwater, ever the optimist, was still upbeat after the game saying, “On to next year. Look out SFL!”

S34

Stinkwater expected to be in the big leagues in S34, but that didn't work out. The Arizona Outlaws had a full depth chart at wide receiver, and management wanted Stinkwater to get some more games reps. To them, 14 starts in the DSFL would be better for his development than seeing a couple targets per game in the ISFL. He did not disappoint. On his way to a Pro Bowl season, Billy hauled in 53 catches for 1011 yards and 11 TDs. His yards placed him in 8th for the year, while his TDs put his in 2nd place. Just for good measure, he recovered two fumbles along the way.

The team had success as well, finishing tied for first in the North Conference at 9-5. After a strong win over the Kansas City Coyotes, the Grey Ducks again lost in the Ultimini, this time to the Dallas Birddogs. Shortly after the end of the season, a DSFL insider saw the team equipment manager removing Stinkwater's name from his locker, a clear sign that he was ready to move on the the ISFL.

Arizona Outlaws

S35

Stinkwater's first year in the ISFL was an up and down one. Both he and the team experienced the highs and lows of winning/losing and playing well/poorly. After a rocky training camp, Stinkwater caught 4 passes in each of his 1st two games. He exploded onto the scene in week 3 at Austin when he hauled in 5 catches for 91 yards and 3TDs. Arizona got the road win near the beginning of their 8 game winning streak. Captain slid back into the supporting role for the remainder of the season, only catching 3 TDs in the other 15 games of the regular season. He helped the Outlaws move past The Orange County Otters in the first round with his 4 catches and 81 yards, but they fell to the eventual champion Honolulu Hahalua in the ASFC title game. Stinkwater broke 100 yards and hauled in a late 4th quarter TD, but the season ended in heartbreak yet again. He and his teammates vowed to work hard in the offseason and bring home the championship in S36.

S36

After a decent rookie campaign, "Captain" Billy Stinkwater had a very disappointing S36. He regressed in all major categories, including catches, yards, touchdowns, and yards per catch. Likewise, the team was not great as they limped to a 9-7 record, barely making the playoffs.

The Arizona Outlaws made it through the first round against the San Jose Sabercats despite an egg from Stinkwater; he recorded no stats (catches, yards, or touchdowns). The only positive is that he didn't commit a penalty. He tried to stay positive in the post-game interview, saying "as long as the team wins, I'm happy".

Arizona fell to the eventual champion Honolulu Hahalua in the conference championship wherein Stinkwater put up a pathetic line of 3/72/0. Asked about his future after the loss, Stinkwater found the nearest football and deflated it with his hands. Follow up questions were ignored, and his agent deferred all questions to his lawyer.

S37

What a season for Stinkwater and the Arizona Outlaws. He had a huge breakout year and recorded 1048 yards and 9 touchdowns on 76 catches. And, of course, the Outlaws went on to win the Ultimus. "Captain" started off slow with no TDs in the first two weeks, but burst on to the scene in week 3 with 6 catches for 106 yards and a touchdown in week 3 against the New Orleans Second Line. Similar production in week 6 saw Stinkwater haul in 6 catches for 108 yards and a touchdown. After week 8, the Outlaws sat at 3-5 and on the outside looking in at the playoffs. After a players-only meeting before traveling to Colorado for week 9, Stinkwater was quoted as saying, "this losing stuff sucks. Let's not do it anymore". Lo and behold, they would not lose another game in the regular season or post season. They finished 11-5 and hoisted the trophy at the end.

S38

Like S37, S38 was another great season for the Arizona Outlaws and their WR, "Captain" Billy Stinkwater. He put up another 1100 yards on 77 catches, both improved from a year prior. He also got double digit TDs for the fist time in the ISFL, hauling in a total of 12 over the course of 16 regular season games. Ever the team player, Stinkwater was much more excited about the Outlaws winning back to back Ultimus Championships. Following the final whistle, he and his teammates were already talking about a threepeat. Stinkwater did not have flashy individual stats in the playoffs (2 catches for 47 yards in the conference championship game and 3 catches for 27 yards in the Ultimus). Still his threat on the outside allowed his teammates to get open on routes that would have otherwise been covered by a double-team or safety help over the top. Kirkby with 2 TDs in the conference championship and Staggs with 2 TDs in the Ultimus both credited Stinkwater with opening up the field.

S39

"Captain" Billy Stinkwater used the offseason and his off days to work on being a better pirate. Despite the challenges of balancing his dual lifestyles, Stinkwater proved to be a valuable asset to his team, racking up impressive stats with 77 catches, 1290 yards, and 12 touchdowns.

Stinkwater's prowess as a pirate translated well to the football field, where his quick reflexes, sharp instincts, and fearless demeanor allowed him to outmaneuver defenders and make stunning catches.

Off the field, Stinkwater's love for adventure and exploration helped him stay motivated and focused, always striving to improve his game and lead his team to victory. He saw football as just another arena to prove his mettle and test his limits, always looking for ways to push the envelope and take his game to the next level.

Despite the challenges of maintaining a double life as a pirate and a football player, Stinkwater's determination and drive have earned him the respect and admiration of fans and teammates alike. He is a true force to be reckoned with on and off the field, a pirate at heart and a champion in the game of football.

S40

"Mr. Consistent". "Captain" might need to change his name as he caught 76+ balls and 1000+ yards for the 4th year in a row. To go along with his 78 catches and 1040 yards, he also hauled in 12 TDs for the third consecutive year. Furthermore, in an unannounced move, Stinkwater lost his captaincy. When asked about it during the preseason, Stinkwater replied "I don't know what happened. I walked into the meeting room, and my name wasn't up there anymore". He went on to say that "winning is the most important thing" and that he wouldn't "let this be a distraction". True to his word, he put up solid numbers while contributing to the 3rd championship in 4 years for the Arizona Outlaws. Individual highlights include 7 catches for 109 yards and 2TDs in week 3 at the San Jose SaberCats and 4 catches for 84 yards and 2 TDs in week 5 against the Orange County Otters. He also returned a kickoff for a TD in week 10 against the Honolulu Hahalua.

Professional career statistics

Career statistics Receiving
Season Team Games Rec Yards Avg Lg TD
2047 (S32) Pythons 4 14 185 13.2 34 1
2048 (S33) Grey Ducks 14 65 985 15.2 68 4
2049 (S34) Grey Ducks 14 53 1011 19.1 81 11
2050 (S35) Outlaws 16 63 778 12.3 50 6
2051 (S36) Outlaws 16 54 500 9.3 54 3
2052 (S37) Outlaws 16 76 1048 13.8 72 9
2053 (S38) Outlaws 16 77 1100 14.3 76 12
2054 (S39) Outlaws 16 77 1290 16.8 71 12
2055 (S40) Outlaws 16 78 1040 13.3 59 12

Achievements and records

Awards

Team
  • 2043 Kentucky state Class 6A champions with Paul Laurence Dunbar
Individual
  • 2049 DSFL Pro Bowl
  • Second in Kentucky High School Athletic Association single-season history with 22 receiving touchdowns in 2043
  • Top 5 KHSAA single-season history with 1,541 receiving yards in 2043
  • First-team All-state honors by the Kentucky Sports Writers Associaton in 2043
  • KY Super All-State Football Team by KY.com in 2043