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| No. 11 – Prospect | |
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| Position: | Kicker |
| Personal information | |
| Born: | February 29, 2036 (aged 26) Disapointment Island, New Zealand |
| Height: | 6 ft 3 in (1.91 m) |
| Weight: | 201 lb (91 kg) |
| Username: | Lock180 |
| Career information | |
| College: | Spaghetti School |
| Career history | |
| Roster status: | Active |
Zenzeroni "Spaghetti Splitter" Xystarch II (born February 29, 2036) is an American football kicker who is currently preparing to enter the professional ranks.He played college football for Spaghetti School (SPA) and has declared his intent to enter the professional ranks next season.
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Early years
Zenzeroni Xystarch II was born to Zenzeroni and Zizi Xystarch but was quickly shunned by his family and friends for having “noodle arms”. Both his parents had accomplished baseball and softball careers so to have a son that was unable to play either was extremely disappointing for them. So much so that they stranded him on Disappointment Island in favor of his older brother Zenzizenzizenzic Xystarch, where he was forced to fend for himself all alone on the barren hellscape that was Disappointment Island. But through perseverance and lots of tears, Zenzeroni survived and made it to mainland New Zealand where he enrolled in Spaghetti school as “Spaghetti arms” was all he could ever hear.
But Spaghetti school was forced to have a football team, per the new New Zealand culinary rulebook so Zenzeroni, still too afraid to use his arms, kicked. And kicked. And kicked until he received the nickname “Spaghetti Splitter” for his consistent ability to knock the ball right through the uprights which were made from uncooked Spaghetti noodles. And thus a legend was born, the BETTER Xystarch of the Xystarch family name.
College career
Zenzeroni and the Spaghetti School’s football program started during the 2054 season which meant it was Spaghetti School’s year for dominance. You see, 2054 was the year of the rat (according to unknown sources), and if you have seen ratatouille you would know that no opponent stands a chance against rats in the kitchen (or on the field). Despite it being his first season, Zenzeroni looked like a veteran out there not missing a single field goal or extra point in the regular season. But then came the game against their arch-rivals, Mario’s Meatball Madness University for Culinary Masters.
They, much like Zenzeroni’s older brother were the “golden child” of culinary schools in New Zealand and Zenzeroni’s nerves were showing. The game was tied at 20 a piece and with three seconds to go Zenzeroni stepped up to take a 50-yard field goal. His career-long had been 48 yards up to this point and he was noticeably nervous. Despite his nerves, Zenzeroni stepped up and kicked a perfect ball. However, as it was twisting and turning through the air, it started raining meatballs, well, one meatball. A fan had thrown a meatball from the stands and as the football was about to go through the uprights, the meatball struck the football, knocking it off its trajectory and causing it to fall one yard short of going in. Spaghetti School had lost the championship to Mario’s Meatball Madness University for Culinary Masters and the program would never be the same again.
After that season Zenzeroni struggled to find his groove and Spaghetti school sank into irrelevance. However, in his third season, he was able to bounce back. The team was still terrible but this led to Zenzeroni becoming a prodigy in the realm of kicking as he had to punt practically every four downs. When he did get the chance to kick field goals and the occasional extra point he didn’t miss and in his final two years he received the Spaghetti Monster reward for most valuable player.
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College career statistics
| Career statistics | Extra Points | Field Goals | Punts | ||||||||||||||||
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| Season | Team | Games | XPM | XPA | XP% | FGM | FGA | FG% | <20 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | Lng | Punts | Yds | Avg | Inside 20 | Long |
| 2054 (S39) |
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14 | 42 | 42 | 100 | 27 | 28 | 96.4 | 5/5 | 15/15 | 4/4 | 3/3 | 0/1 | 48 | 54 | 2710 | 50 | 22 | 62 |
| 2055 (S40) | ISFL | 14 | 8 | 12 | 66.7 | 12 | 28 | 42.9 | 5/9 | 4/7 | 3/8 | 0/2 | 0/0 | 36 | 82 | 3280 | 40 | 27 | 58 |
| 2056 (S41) | ISFL | 14 | 14 | 15 | 93.3 | 23 | 25 | 92 | 5/5 | 10/11 | 4/4 | 4/4 | 0/1 | 48 | 79 | 4266 | 54 | 40 | 66 |
| 2057 (S42) | ISFL | 14 | 16 | 17 | 94.1 | 24 | 26 | 92.3 | 4/4 | 9/9 | 7/8 | 4/4 | 0/1 | 48 | 74 | 4070 | 55 | 32 | 64 |
Professional career
| Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad | BP | Wonderlic |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6 ft 3 in (1.91 m) |
201 lb (91 kg) |
5.43 s | 4.4 s | 7.59 s | 32.5 in (0.83 m) |
1 ft 0 in (0.30 m) |
1 reps | 48 |
Professional career statistics
Achievements and records
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