Spottie O'Dopaliscious

Spottie O'Dopaliscious

No. 3 – Arizona Outlaws
Position:	Cornerback
Personal information
Born:	(2026-09-06)September 6, 2026 (aged 36) Savannah, Georgia, U.S.
Height:	6 ft 4 in (1.93 m)
Weight:	215 lb (98 kg)
Username:	Z-Whiz
Career information
College:	Oregon
Career history
Roster status:	Active
Career DSFL statistics
Tackles for loss: n/a Pass deflections: n/a Interceptions: n/a Forced fumbles: n/a Fumble recoveries: n/a Sacks: n/a Defensive touchdowns: n/a

Spottie "So Dope" O'Dopaliscious (born September 6, 2026) is an American football cornerback who is currently preparing to enter the professional ranks. He played college football for Oregon (UO) and has declared his intent to enter the professional ranks next season.

Early years

Spottie was born and raised in Savannah, Georgia. His mother, Dottie, was an Olympian track star for the United States and won multiple gold medals for the long jump and triple jump. His father Toddie, was an ex-XFL star. He was the 3rd overal pick when the league recreated for the 3rd time in 2030. Spottie loved all things sports as he grew up watching his mother compete on the TV and constantly hanging out in the locker room after his dad's games.

In high school, he played on both sides of the ball. They ran the triple option and he was either the FB or as TE who would motion and crack block or take the hand-off on the end around. However, defense was where he really shone. He was fast, explosive, and loved hitting people. Sure, that was also great as the FB/TE hybrid, but it's even more key to his success as the leader and LB on defense.

He had multiple offers to many Power 5 schools, but ultimately decided to attend the University of Oregon

College career

While at Oregon, Spottie become a year one starter as a true freshman. He had natural leadership skills and not only talked the talk, but he walked the walk. He was a trend setter early on in games and would sometimes get early unnecessary roughness penalties just to let the offense know what they were in for that game. He never backed out of a hit, often using his raw power to plow through offensive lineman to get to the QB on pass plays and RB on run plays. He was a menace his entire career.

There were no set backs in his sophomore or junior years. He only seemed to get better and better. Spottie credits this to his father who taught him how to study the game at an early age. When not at class, you could find him in the team facilties tape room, studying technique of ISFL legends past and present. He would watch entire seasons of the upcoming teams he'd play to learn their tendancies so that on game day, he wouldn't be caught off guard by anything.

After his three seasons at Oregon, he declared for the draft as one of the youngest players ever.

College career statistics

Career statistics			Defense
Season	Team	Games	Tck	TFL	FF	FR	Sck	Int	PD	Sfty	TD
2045 (S30)	Oregon	14	68	10	1	1	12	0	5	0	0
2046 (S31)	Oregon	14	76	9	3	1	9	2	7	1	2
2047 (S32)	Oregon	14	75	14	2	3	17	1	10	1	1
Total	Oregon	42	219	33	6	5	12	3	38	2	3

Professional career

Pre-draft measurables

Ht	Wt	40‑yd dash	20‑ss	3‑cone	Vert jump	Broad	BP	Wonderlic
6 ft 2 in (1.88 m)	240 lb (109 kg)	4.42 s	4.11 s	6.95 s	45 in (1.14 m)	11 ft 0 in (3.35 m)	30 reps	32

DSFL Career

2048 Season

Spottie O'Dopaliscious was drafted with the 2nd pick in the 3rd round of the 2047 DSFL Draft by the London Royals. His leadership skills are obvious as he was voted team captain by his teammates before even setting foot on the field. He was immediately thrust into one of the starting outside linebacker positions and made his name known right off the bat by registering 48 tackles in his first 5 games. Despite all those tackles, London was a disappointing 0-5 to start the season. Spottie was unable to maintain his furious tackling pace and started tailing off during the latter part of the season registering only 40 tackles in the remaining 9 games. London wound up missing the playoffs by just one game despite going 6-3 in those games. The ugly start to the season was too much to overcome. Spottie entered himself into the ISFL draft and was taken in the 2nd round by the Arizona Outlaws. Discussions between the GM of the Arizona Outlaws and Spottie's representation resulted in an agreement to send Spottie back to London for one more season. They hype for his return was real and London expects big things out of him.

2049 Season

Spottie did not let down London and their lofty goals for him as a player. During the 2048 Season, Spottie was a menace on the field. He lead the team in tackles with 105 and was 2nd in the league. He played in various roles on the offense, lining up as an edge rusher during obvious pass downs, while lining up in the middle to shoot the gaps on obvious run downs. He had one of the games of the season on opening day tallying 12 tackles (1 TFL) and forcing 3 fumbles. Unfortunately, London was not able to capitalize on Spottie’s herculean effort and wound up losing the game 21-20. It didn’t get much better from there as London started off slow once again with a 2-5 record halfway through the season. They ended up going 6-8, coming in last in the conference. It was a harsh season as 6 of their losses were by less than one possession. This would end up being Spottie’s final season in London as he was called up to Arizona.

ISFL Career

2050 Season

After spending two seasons down in London as a linebacker, Spottie was asked to swap to cornerback due to his smaller frame and instinctual ball tracking skill. The transition was going great, until someone noticed the complete shift in his body style. He was randomly tested for PEDs at the end of training camp and failed miserably. Literally every illegal substance was found in his blood. The league typically lets one or two PEDs slide, but a dozen was too many for them to overlook. This resulted in Spottie being suspended for the entire season and hence the reason he did not get any stats at all. It was not because he was bad, like his GMs will claim. It's because he cheated so horrifically so that he wouldn't be bad. There's a big difference in the two. Spottie spent his suspended season working out at Venice Beach and learning who to speak French. Both those things will definitely help him in his upcoming “sophomore” season.

2051 Season

Spottie had a much better 2nd year than 1st year, as you can see by the stats below. Thankfully he was able to pass all his drug tests (somehow) and completed the full season. He had a bit of a breakout year as the #2 CB on Arizona and helped lead his team to a 3rd place seed in the playoffs, successfully knocking off the 2 seeded SaberCats before ultimately losing to Honolulu in the Conference Championship. The pass defense was middle of the pack for the Outlaws and that was mainly due to the inexperience of the two starting corners, but they were far from the worst. They flashed in a couple of high impact situations including Spottie’s game sealing INT in the playoffs. This was his first and only INT of the year, but it couldn’t have come at a better time. It was the feather in his cap for the season and should give him some good momentum moving in to his 3rd year.

2052 Season

Prior to free agency, it was lining up for Spottie to be the CB1 for the Outlaws. However, they went out and made a big splash on star CB Mark Goodhead. This was a massive signing and Spottie was more than happy to welcome someone as talented as Mark. Slotting in at CB2, Spottie was able to to get game time experience without having to line up against other team's WR1. The Outlaws defense also had brought in two new LBs and a new DT, so the early part of the season was a struggle on the defensive side of the ball as the team jelled. The team started 3-5 while allowing 33 PPG. As a Ultimus front runner, it was a worrying start, however they turned it around and ran the table to an 8-0 finish while only allowing 17 PPG. This was enough for the Outlaws to earn the #1 seed in the ASFC. In the playoffs, they ran over their arch rivals Honolulu 31-19. The score was flattering as Honolulu got a garbage time TD with 90 seconds left. They faced off with Sarasota in the Ultimus and again put together a dominate performance winning 31-11. Arizona finished the season on a 10 game winning streak resulting in the ultimate prize of Ultimus Champions!

2053 Season

Coming into the season as reigning ISFL Champions, the target was on Arizona's back. But that ain't no thang for an Outlaw. Unlike the previous season, Arizona started hot and stayed hot. They made it through their first 5 games without losing and then rattled off 4 more wins after the surprising loss to Austin. By seasons end, they stood 3 games clear of everyone at 13-3 with three other teams tied at 10-6. It was a dominating league performance, and this time it was definitely a team effort. Both sides of the ball were strong, as Arizona lead the league with 29.9 PPG and were second in the league only allowing 21.7 PPG. Spottie himself had a bit of a down year, but he couldn’t have cared less. His team was the regular season champs and he was a contributing factor in one of the leagues best defenses. Sometimes that stats come, sometimes they don’t. But the one thing that remains consistent in Spottie’s career so far is his ability to win. Going into the playoffs as heavy favorites, the team was able to keep their focus. They squeaked out a 3 point victory over division rivals New York, before squeaking an even smaller 2 point victory over Berlin. Margin of victory doesn’t matter and Spottie O’Dopaliscious brought home back to back Ultimus.

2054 Season

This was supposed to be the year. It was finally supposed to click for Spottie, but yet again it didn’t. The entire league picked him to break out, but guess what? He didn’t. Everyone, including his own friends and family, are starting to think that maybe Spottie just stinks at football. Disclaimer: this was already known by his teammates and coaches, but the unconditional love his friends and family have towards him had blinded them of the truly obvious: Spottie is not a good cornerback. Despite having some of the most skills throughout the league (he literally couldn’t have any better skills) it just didn’t click. In an effort to save himself from being cut, Spottie hired a PR firm to try and spin his lack of productions in a positive. Their idea was to go with the “he’s so good QBs just never target him” approach for his lack of INTs. Well it worked and Spottie somehow earned himself another season as Arizona’s leading man. We’ll see how that turns out.

Career Statistics

Career statistics				Defense
Season	League	Team	Games	Tck	TFL	FF	FR	Sck	Int	PD	Sfty	TD
2048 (S33)	DSFL	London	14	86	7	2	0	4	1	4	0	0
2049 (S34)	DSFL	London	14	105	3	3	0	1	1	3	0	0
2050 (S35)	ISFL	Arizona	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
2051 (S36)	ISFL	Arizona	16	90	0	2	2	0	0	19	0	0
2052 (S37)	ISFL	Arizona	16	82	0	3	2	0	3	24	0	2
2053 (S38)	ISFL	Arizona	16	72	0	2	1	1	1	13	0	0
2054 (S39)	ISFL	Arizona	16	85	0	1	1	1	0	14	0	0