Patty Pumpernickel
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| No. 50 – Kansas City Coyotes | |
|---|---|
| Position: | Offensive Lineman |
| Personal information | |
| Born: | March 3, 2023 (aged 39) Twin Peaks, California, U.S. |
| Height: | 5 ft 10 in (1.78 m) |
| Weight: | 310 lb (141 kg) |
| Username: | Kelsbells |
| Career information | |
| High school: | Twin Peaks High |
| College: | David Lynch University |
| Career history | |
| Roster status: | Active |
Patty Pumpernickel (born March 3, 2003) is an American football offensive lineman for the Kansas City Coyotes of the Developmental Simulation Football League (DSFL).
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Early years
Patty Pumpernickel played high school football at Twin Peaks High School on the offensive line and was the first female non-kicker to play in an California Division III high-school football game She dropped out of Lynch College in her 2nd year, she had attended Ursuline on a track scholarship She went on to pursue a career in weightlifting. She stands 5 feet 10 inches (1.73 m) tall. Her in-competition weight was 370 pounds (170 kg). Her personal weightlifting record total is 255 kilos (562.2 pounds) from a 110 kilo (242.5 pounds) snatch and 145 kilo (319.7 pounds) clean and jerk. That aggregate total landed her one of two spots on the US Olympic Team. However, before she got a chance to compete, she tore a tendon in her wrist and required three cortisone shots before the super heavyweight competition. Mangold placed tenth out of the 14 weightlifters in her division. Devesated, she retired from weightlifinting immediately after.
College career
David Lynch University did not have a college football team, she instead would train with neighboring schools in an attempt to keep her weight down after her weightlifting gains. She initially did not intend to play football, until some highschool friends recommended she help them out while they drilled QBs and defensive lines. When no high school male could get around her, she tried with some college level players. And that's when she was noticed by a scout and advised to try a professional career in football. She played in UCL for a single season, giving up zero sacks, and averaging 5 pancakes per game. She is set to be the first woman drafted into professional football. She has taken a liking to Kansas City's DE Greg Strongjaw, claimed ownershop of him, and is demanding to be drafted by the Kansas team. As of yet, nobody has dared to say no to her.
College career statistics
| Career statistics | Offensive Line | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season | Team | Games | Pancakes | Sacks Allowed |
| 2018 (S3) | ISFL | 14 | 70 | 0 |
Professional career
| Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5 ft 10 in (1.78 m) |
310 lb (141 kg) |
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