Lord Farquaads
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| No. 87 – Prospect | |
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| Position: | Tight End |
| Personal information | |
| Born: | March 4, 2032 (aged 30) Duloc, Sweden |
| Height: | 6 ft 6 in (1.98 m) |
| Weight: | 265 lb (120 kg) |
| Username: | Ace |
| Career information | |
| College: | Duloc University |
| Career history | |
| Roster status: | Active |
Lord Farquaads (born March 4, 2032) is an American football tight end who is currently preparing to enter the professional ranks.He played college football for Duloc University and has declared his intent to enter the professional ranks next season.
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Early years
Lord Farquaads was born the son to Grumpy the Dwarf and the Princess from The Princess and the Pea. Unfortunately, Grumpy was an abusive partner, and Lord Farquaads’ parents split shortly after he was born. He started playing ball at age 9, alongside playing hockey. Despite being dimunitive in stature as a young man, he quickly invested in stilts and weights which enabled him to be taller than the average human being and heavier, so he can resist tackles and catch balls that he otherwise wouldn’t have been able to reach. He started off as a wide receiver in youth football and was one of the top players on the field whenever he was out there. He was a dominating presence, and coaching personnel quickly noticed his prowess. Some scouts had a concern about his ability to balance hockey, ruling Duloc, and Football, but he’s proven them all wrong so far.
College career
Lord Farquaads had an odd College experience. He was Lord of Duloc, and a student at the University of Duloc at the same time. He was a true freshman and was starting as a wideout for the Duloc Jousting Knights. Unfortunately, after a stellar start to his freshman campaign where he collected three touchdowns and over 150 yards, he took a vicious hit to the head from Shrek and was placed into the FCF’s Concussion Protocol for three weeks. He eventually recovered, but his positions were filled by older teammates that performed well and he was suddenly stapled to the bench. Duloc University’s Offensive Coordinator, Ser Bedevere, gave him a shot as a Tight End in Week 5. This position change didn’t result in a significant increase in production, but Farquaads’ speed, strength and hands combined to create an effective and dangerous threat over the middle and on the screen pass.
College career statistics
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Professional career
| Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6 ft 6 in (1.98 m) |
265 lb (120 kg) |
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