Ishe... Reallyinvisible

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Ishe... Reallyinvisible
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No. 6 – New Orleans Second Line
Position:Quarterback
Personal information
Born: (2021-17-09)May 9, 2021 (aged 39)
No One Knows, Burkina Faso
Height:6 ft 0 in (1.83 m)
Weight:205 lb (93 kg)
Username:Jpach
Career information
High school:Nope
College:Too Fast For Class
ISFL Draft:2043  / Round: 2 / Pick: 13
DSFL Draft:2043  / Round: 1 / Pick: 2
Career history
Roster status:Active
Career DSFL statistics
Total touchdowns:92
Rushing yards:1547
Rush average:5.6
Rushing touchdowns:20
Passing completions:1761
Passing completions:987
Pass percentage:0.56
Pasing yards:10732"

IsHe... ReallyInvisible (born May 9, 2022) is an American football quarterback for the New Orleans Second Line of the National Simulation Football League (ISFL).

Early years

IsHe... ReallyInvisible is a person, probably. IsHe... has two parents, both of which were also maybe invisible. He had a rough childhood full of isolation. How were the other kids supposed to know he existed? It wasn't until much later until IsHe developed strategies to be consistently seen in the world. He first touched a football in the 4th grade when he realized he could run faster then other children. This didn't help IsHe make friends, people just thought he was a ghost. This made IsHe question even his own existence. Was he a ghost? Or was he something much more than that? He began therapy for these existential questionings when he began high school. He and his therapist would sit in the dark so they were equal, neither could see the other. IsHe truly became comfortable with his condition because of his therapist and is very grateful to have worked with him. The rest of his high school years were fine, he wasn't recognized on the football team but every game he was out there on the field pulling the ballcarrier towards the endzone.

College career

IsHe... ReallyInvisible sent in a self-taped scouting video to the Too Fast For Class University and they were so intrigued by what they thought were the special effects that they broguht him in to see him in action. To their surprise they found a real live invisible thing that could probably be a human man. They knew that he could be their secret weapon, but IsHe made them inist that they would report him to the collegiate sports board so that he wouldn't break any rules. IsHe is all about following the rules and he would never ever cheat and if anyone tells you differently they are lying and you should never talk to them again. When it comes to football in college, IsHe was a star running back he would get the ball and then run with it, just like he did all those years ago in elementary school. It was super epic. He knew he was going somewhere when all the news media came about about him. And then, as he was graduating, he was drafted by the Tijuana Luchadores and he was ready to begin his professional football career.

College career statistics

Career statistics Rushing Offensive Line
Season Team Games Att Yards Avg Lg TD Pancakes Sacks Allowed
2023 (S8) ISFL 14 314 1421 4.5 89 16 10 0

Professional career

DSFL career

IsHe... was drafted by the Tijuana Luchadores in S27 and went on to play with them for four consecutive seasons in which he would lead them to 3 ultiminis. He could never bring home the rings but he did help some of his teammates get awards for recieving stats.

NSFL career

Pre-draft measurables
Ht Wt 40‑yd dash 20‑ss 3‑cone Vert jump Broad
6 ft 0 in
(1.83 m)
205 lb
(93 kg)
2043 ISFL scouting combine (S28)

IsHe... just began his debut season in the ISFL with the New Orleans Secondline. He is also one of the first Running QB archetypes to ever set foot on the field in the ISFL. If you could use any one word to describe IsHe... it would be 'hype'.

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