Fuzzy Dotson
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| Position: | RB/FB |
| Personal information | |
| Born: | December 29, 2010 (aged 52) Lamesa, Texas |
| Height: | 5 ft 10 in (1.78 m) |
| Weight: | 245 lb (111 kg) |
| Career information | |
| High school: | Lamesa High School |
| College: | University of Arizona |
| Career history | |
| Roster status: | Active |
Fuzzy Dotson (born January 29, 2010) is an American football RB/FB who is currently unsigned by a professional team. He played college football for University of Arizona (Arizona) and has declared his intent to enter the professional ranks next season.
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Early years
Fuzzy was born on a breezy winter night, December 29th, 2010 to Maria and Vincent Dotson. He is an only child, raised on a cattle farm in the dusty small west Texas town of Lamesa. At a young age, Fuzzy Dotson soon realized he had a penchant for eating large amounts of food, in very short amounts of time. His parents, upon learning of his abilities, entered him into local eating contests. He would eventually compete in state-wide contests, notable because Texas is known to be a large-people-eating-large-amounts-of-food-state, or LPELAOFS. He first specialized in T-bone steaks and milkshakes, before moving on to his first true passion, Moonpies. After consuming 37 moonpies in 20 minutes, Fuzzy would win his 1st gold medal at the Annual Texas Food Invitational at the age of 15. He also won 1st prize in brocolli and cauliflower competitions, partially because of low participation in these more niche subgroups. Fuzzy would win numerous trophies, ribbons, and plaques for his eating ways. He also played varsity footbal at Lamesa High School, and was pretty good at it too.
College career
Dotson was rated a 3-Star recruit coming out of high school, and would receive interest from numerous colleges. Ultimately he would choose the University of Arizona over The University of Minnesota and, surprisingly, the more local school Texas A&M. The main reason he chose UofA is because his favorite actor of all time, Greg Kinnear, attended there. Initally Fuzzy was penciled in for weak-side linebacker, but the head coach, Richie Incandenza, soon was in dire need of scatbacks. The 3 Scatbacks on the depth chart were all suspended simultaneously for taking part in a prank involving defecation in several sorority & fraternity houses' backyards, known in some circles as the scatback initiation. Fuzzy took the opportunity and looked impressive in practices, and in his first starting stint vs. Washington State, pummeled his way to 2 goal-line touchdowns, and 3 3rd and 4th down conversions. He also exceled as a lead blocker for track star turned scatback, Courtney Blythe. On top of that, Fuzzy found a new passion in the Old Pueblo, consuming chimichangas and Sonoran hot dogs competitively & casually.
College career statistics
Coming soon, maybe.
Professional career
| Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5 ft 10 in (1.78 m) |
245 lb (111 kg) |
Professional career statistics
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Achievements and records
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