Duilio's Beard
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| No. 50 – Kansas City Coyotes | |||||||||||||
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| Position: | Linebacker | ||||||||||||
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| Born: | August 31, 2038 (aged 22) The Mountains, Idaho, U.S. | ||||||||||||
| Height: | 6 ft 0 in (1.83 m) | ||||||||||||
| Weight: | 235 lb (107 kg) | ||||||||||||
| Username: | Russdrivesthebus | ||||||||||||
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| College: | Mother Nature | ||||||||||||
| DSFL Draft: | 2060 / Round: 1 / Pick: 5 | ||||||||||||
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| Roster status: | Active | ||||||||||||
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Duilio's Beard (born July 8, 2040) is an American football linebacker for the Kansas City Coyotes of the Developmental Simulation Football League (DSFL).
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Early years
Nature finds a way. And on a fateful Autumn day, it did once again. The immortal Duilio had retreated to his mountain home after an arduous battle with the creatures of the forest, looking for a respite from his toils. When he caught a passing glimpse of himself in the bathroom mirror, he noticed the his beard had partially been severed from his striking jowel. He had been working on this glorious formation for years, and now it had been irreparably damaged. So, he did what any man of nature would, and shaved it off to start anew. And when that lusterous cluster of follicles hit the sink, Duilio leapt back as he heard a gasp! His beard was alive! The two beings, having a maturity beyond even their advanced years, hashed out the reality and became quick friends. Duilio hadn't expected to have a spawn of his essence, but was pleasantly surprised by the prospect. He taught his beard mountaineering, the ways of nature, and most importantly, football.
College career
Duilio's Beard did not play traditional college football. But what he did do, was play games with the creatures of the wood. Tested against the agility of wolves, the flight of owls and the strength of bears, DB gained the tools necessary to dominate feeble humans. Some scouts caught wind of a mythical being training in the forests and mountains of Oregon, but only one was brave enough to come to Idaho and find out if the rumors were true. Cornelius Knight, a scout for the San Jose Sabercats made his way into the Idaho wilderness in search of this rare beast. And find him, he did! He followed the colossal sounds emanating from the wood, and eventually cast his eyes on the massive conglomeration of majestic facial hair absolutely running roughshod against the other creatures. "The combination of agility, strength and confidence is something I've never seen before. Let alone a walking talking beard!" Cornelius approached Duilio's Beard and offered him a prospective contract to play for San Jose if he ever chose to set his sights on an Ultimus trophy.
College career statistics
| Career statistics | Tackles | Other | ||||||||||
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| Season | Team | Games | Reg | TFL | Sack | Int | IntTD | DefTD | FFum | FRec | PD | Sfty |
| 2037 | MNU | 1 | 7000 | 4000 | 3500 | 300 | 25 | 150 | 1000 | 750 | 200 | 50 |
Professional career
| Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad | BP | Wonderlic |
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| 6 ft 0 in (1.83 m) |
235 lb (107 kg) |
2.5 s | 3.1 s | 3.5 s | 42 in (1.07 m) |
14 ft 6 in (4.42 m) |
600 reps | 1 |
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