Dorothy Zbornak

Dorothy Zbornak

Dorothy getting back into shape for her senior year at GGU.
No. 38 – Prospect
Position:	Defensive End
Personal information
Born:	(1930-01-31)January 31, 1930 (aged 133) New York, New York, U.S.
Height:	6 ft 6 in (1.98 m)
Weight:	260 lb (118 kg)
Career information
College:	Golden Gate University
Career history
Roster status:	Active

Dorothy "Pussycat" Zbornak (born January 31, 1930) is an American football defensive end who is currently preparing to enter the professional ranks. She played college football for Golden Gate University and has declared her intent to enter the professional ranks next season.

Early years

Dorothy was born in Brooklyn, New York on a pinochle table at McSoley's bar to Italian immigrants Sophia Petrillo and Salvadore "Sal" Petrillo. Dorothy was a natural athlete from a young age, though her father thought she'd end up in the WNBA due to her height. Despite being a bookworm and avid sportsman, she dropped out of high school when she became pregnant after going to Prom with Stanley "Stan" Zbornak. However, she did manage to finish the season, winning Clinton High School a State Championship while 4 months pregnant with her first child, Kate. Dorothy and Stan remained married for 38 years before divorcing due to Stan's infidelity. Newly single and living in Miami, Dorothy got her GED before attending Golden Gate University and reigniting her football career at the age of 57. She credits much of her success during this time to her roommates Blanche and Rose, her mother Sophia, and cheesecake.

College career

Dorothy red-shirted as a freshman in 1987 while studying American History at Golden Gate University. She towered over virtually all players on the field, standing out due to her tremendous height, large hands, and deep voice. During her Sophomore season, she nearly missed a game for the birth of her grandson Robby Zbornak, but was fortunately able to sprint from the hospital to the field in time to play the final quarter, during which she sacked the opposing QB in four consecutive plays, colloquially referred to by GGU students as 'The Golden Grills', allowing GGU to pull ahead for a 30-27 win. In her Junior Season, Dorothy decided to bulk up from her measly 160 lbs. Between 1988 and 1989 gained 100 lbs of lean muscle, which she attributes to a revolutionary cheesecake diet. In the 1990 season, Dorothy set records for seniors in the GGU athletics department which have yet to be beaten.

College career statistics

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Professional career

Pre-draft measurables

Ht	Wt	40‑yd dash	20‑ss	3‑cone	Vert jump	Broad
6 ft 6 in (1.98 m)	260 lb (118 kg)

Professional career statistics

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Achievements and records

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