Detective Crashmore
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 Crashmore telling the other team that they suck | |
| No. 80 – Prospect | |
|---|---|
| Position: | Tight End |
| Personal information | |
| Born: | January 12, 2031 (aged 31) D. C., U.S. |
| Height: | 6 ft 6 in (1.98 m) |
| Weight: | 255 lb (116 kg) |
| Username: | Speculadora |
| Career information | |
| College: | United States Naval Academy |
| Career history | |
| Roster status: | Active |
Detective Crashmore (born January 12, 2024) is an American football tight end who is currently preparing to enter the professional ranks.He played college football for United States Naval Academy (Navy) and has declared his intent to enter the professional ranks next season.
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Early years
Detective Crashmore was born and raised in a rough neighborhood outside of Washington, D.C., where he had to learn to fend for himself at a young age. He was in and out of trouble, and constantly picked fights in school. Every time he won a fight he would tell the other person that they suck. One of his teachers coached pee-wee football and thought that the sport would be a good outlet for Crashmore's overly aggressive nature. Although he continued to get in trouble and pick fights away from the field, he always had a passion for football and worked tirelessly to hone his skills on the field. Eventually he recognized that he wanted to be able to beat the hell out of people legally, and he thought that being a cop would be a great profession for that. His dreams of government-sactioned violence were put on hold, however, when he was recruited to play tight end by the United States Naval Academy.
College career
As a tight end at the United States Naval Academy, Crashmore has slowly established himself as one of the best players in college football. Despite being deployed mostly as a blocker in the Midshipmen's triple option offense, Crashmore was able to post 22 catches for 300 yards and 2 touchdowns. He improved those numbers to 44 catches for 451 yards and 5 touchdowns as a sophomore, then 40 catches for 494 yards and 7 touchdowns as a junior. As a senior, he set personal bests in receptions and yardage, with 56 catches for 558 yards and 6 touchdowns. Although he has been relatively prolific as a pass-catcher, Crashmore has excelled as a blocker, where his violent tendencies shine, and has gained a fairly large following for highlights of him physically dominating opposing players. Despite his impressive performance, Crashmore has also come to be known for his inability to control his emotions on the field. He constantly and repeatedly tells other players, coaches, and even referees that they suck, and racked up an unconscionable number of unsportsmanlike conduct penalties. ISFL scouts reportedly have concerns that his behavior may make him a toxic locker room presence and detriment to the team if he is unable to reign himself in at the professional level.
College statistics
| Year | Team | Games | Receiving | Blocking | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| GP | GS | Record | Rec | Yds | Avg | Drops | Lng | TD | Pancakes | Sacks Allowed | ||
| 2050 | Navy | 9 | 8 | 5-6-0 | 22 | 300 | 13.6 | 3 | 17 | 2 | 15 | 1 |
| 2051 | Navy | 11 | 9 | 7-5-0 | 44 | 451 | 10.3 | 1 | 26 | 5 | 23 | 0 |
| 2052 | Navy | 12 | 12 | 9-3-0 | 40 | 494 | 12.4 | 0 | 18 | 7 | 37 | 2 |
| 2053 | Navy | 12 | 11 | 8-4-0 | 56 | 558 | 10.0 | 1 | 34 | 6 | 45 | 0 |
| Totals | 44 | 40 | 29-18-0 | 162 | 1,803 | 11.1 | 5 | 34 | 20 | 120 | 33 | |
Professional career
| Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6 ft 6 in (1.98 m) |
255 lb (116 kg) |
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