Adrian St. Christmas

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Adrian St. Christmas

Adrian St. Christmas attending a Seatle Sea Serpents game
No. 4 – Portland Pythons
Position:	Quarterback
Personal information
Born:	(2029-04-01)April 1, 2029 (aged 32) Quito, Ecuador
Height:	6 ft 5 in (1.96 m)
Weight:	240 lb (109 kg)
Username:	Nunccoepi
Career information
College:	United States Military Academy at Westpoint
DSFL Draft:	2051  / Round: 2 / Pick: 5
Career history
Roster status:	Active

Adrian St. Christmas (born April 1, 2029) is an American football quarterback for the Portland Pythons of the Developmental Simulation Football League (DSFL).

Early years

Adrian St. Christmas was born in Quito, Ecuador where his mother, Tatiana Wojtyła, a medical officer in the United States Air Force, was temporarily stationed. Adrian never met his biological father and he never knew his mother to be in a romantic relationship. Despite Adrian and Tatiana's close relationship, Tatiana would never speak of Adrian's father, leaving his last name unexplained. Adrian and his mother moved often, living in every corner of the globe, an experience which Adrian found to be both impossibly exciting and exhausting. Nevertheless, his mother's military service was an inspiration to Adrian, even after she experienced an injury while deployed which led to her early retirement. The experience instilled in Adrian a desire to serve his country, leading to his enrollment in Westpoint upon graduation from high school. Prior to entering Westpoint Adrian attempted to play organized sport when he could, often playing soccer and baseball, but only played one season of football as a senior.

College career

At Westpoint, upon being geographically settled for the first time in his life, Adrian's physical gifts were finally recognized when he attended an open try-out for the football team. Adrian worked hard to earn a back up quarterback position in his first and second year, then started thereafter. Adrian produced average stats and led the team to moderate success but stood out for his intelligence and strategic mindset. Eventually, Adrian's participation in the sport gradually declined as he was identified as a prime candidate for the special forces. Tragically, however, one afternoon in his senior year, Adrian returned to his dorm room to find his roommate and closest friend dead from suicide. Scarred, Adrian was granted an honorable discharge and granted to leave to finish his degree remotely. At the advice of his therapist, Adrian pursued football professionally. After securing an agent, he was invited to the 2050 DSFL combine and eventually the DSFL Draft where he was selected by the Portland Pythons.

College career statistics

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Professional career

Pre-draft measurables

Ht	Wt	40‑yd dash	20‑ss	3‑cone	Vert jump	Broad
6 ft 5 in (1.96 m)	240 lb (109 kg)

Professional career statistics

Career statistics			Passing								Rushing
Season	Team	Games	Comp	Att	Yards	Pct	Lg	TD	Int	Rating	Att	Yards	Avg	Lg	TD
2051 (S36)	Pythons	14	272	489	3435	55.6	82	24	7	88.1	5	9	1.8	6	0
2051 (S36)	Pythons	14	272	489	3435	55.6	82	24	7	88.1	5	9	1.8	6	0

Adrian St. Christmas was drafted by the Portland Pythons with the 13th pick (Round 2). This was initially a surprise to pundits and beat writers around the league, and even to Adrian himself, due to his deep ties to the Tijuana Luchadores who had the next pick in the draft. But the Pythons were in desperate need of a talented quarterback and that is exactly what they found in Adrian St. Christmas. He led the team to a hot start of 9-1 which cooled slightly to finish the season at 11-3. To his chagrin, the Pythons lost both of their regular season matchups against the Tijuana Luchadores who enjoyed one of the their best records in team history, 12-2. The two teams would eventually meet in the Ultimini where lightening struck again: the Pythons lost 27-3 and Adrian St. Christmas vowed to bring an Ultimini to the city of Portland before he left for the ISFL.

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