D'Pez Poopsie
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No. 34 – Portland Pythons | |
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Position: | Running Back |
Personal information | |
Born: | Jackson, Mississippi | February 05, 2000 (aged 64)
Height: | 6 ft 3 in (1.91 m) |
Weight: | 235 lb (107 kg) |
Career information | |
High school: | Home Schooled |
College: | Ole Miss |
ISFL Draft: | 2025 / Round: N/A / Pick: N/A |
DSFL Draft: | 2024 / Round: 1 / Pick: 3 |
Career history | |
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Roster status: | Active |
D'Pez Poopsie (born February 5th, 2000) is an American football running back for the Portland Pythons of the Developmental Simulation Football League (DSFL). He played college football for the University of Mississippi (Ole Miss Rebels) and was selected by the Portland Pythons in the 2024 DSFL Draft (S9).
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Early years
Poopsie was described as gifted from a young age according to his parents, Violet and Mark Poopsie. Rather than sending him to a public or private school, D'Pez was home schooled. Growing up on the streets of Jackson, Mississippi meant a young Poopsie learnt early on a solid work ethic and commitment was the way forward to achieve his goals of making it to the NSFL. Poopsie struggled academically, his parents cited a lack of interest in anything that wouldn't improve his chances at making it as a professional football player in the NSFL. Poopsie accepted a scholarship to the University of Mississippi, later exclaiming that he "wanted to stay close to his family even while he went on to better himself in Ole Miss".
College career
Poopsie attended the University of Mississippi, where he played for Matt Lukes UOM football team from 2023 - 2024.
Senior year
D'Pez didn't start at Ole Miss until his senior year, where he finally made his breakthrough to the first team. Various coaching staff at Ole Miss were impressed with his work ethic but cited concerns about his football IQ on the field. Poopsie struggled to learn the playbook and in particular audibles at the line of scrimmage. It was also highlighted that often due to his aggressive nature, both coaches and teammates were hesitant to interact with D'Pez.
Career NCAA statistics
Rushing | Receiving | Kick Returns | Punt Returns | |||||||||||||||
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Season | Team | GP | Att | Yds | Avg | Yds/G | Long | TD | Rec | Yds | Long | TD | Yds | Avg | KR TD | Yds | Avg | PR TD |
2023 | UOM | 14 | 282 | 1510 | 5.4 | 107.8 | 77 | 19 | 28 | 257 | 19 | 3 | 881 | 22 | 3 | 161 | 20.1 | 0 |
Professional career
D'Pez is known for his versatility on the field. He has been seen returning kicks, punts, lining up in the backfield and even lining up in the slot or outside as a Wide Receiver. One of his biggest weaknesses is his lack of intelligence and lack of being able to protect the quarterback.
Ht | Wt | Arm length | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad | BP | Wonderlic |
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6 ft 3 in (1.91 m) |
235 lb (107 kg) |
34+5⁄8 in (0.88 m) |
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Portland Pythons
2024
With the 3rd overall pick in the Season 9 DSFL Draft, D'Pez was selected by the Portland Pythons. D'Pez signed a DSFL standard 1 year, $5,000,000 contract with the Portland Pythons.
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Career DSFL statistics
Regular season | Rushing | Receiving | Kick Returns | Punt Returns | ||||||||||||||
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Season | Team | GP | Att | Yds | Avg | Yds/G | Long | TD | Rec | Yds | Long | TD | Yds | Avg | KR TD | Yds | Avg | PR TD |
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Playoff statistics | Rushing | Receiving | Kick Returns | Punt Returns | ||||||||||||||
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Season | Team | GP | Att | Yds | Avg | Yds/G | Long | TD | Rec | Yds | Long | TD | Yds | Avg | KR TD | Yds | Avg | PR TD |
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Saskatoon Nobles
With the x overall pick in the S10 NSFL Draft, Poopsie was selected by the Saskatoon Nobles. D'Pez signed a 3 year, $99,000,000 contract with the Saskatoon Nobles.
2025
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Career NSFL statistics
Regular season | Rushing | Receiving | Kick Returns | Punt Returns | ||||||||||||||
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Season | Team | GP | Att | Yds | Avg | Yds/G | Long | TD | Rec | Yds | Long | TD | Yds | Avg | KR TD | Yds | Avg | PR TD |
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Playoffs | Rushing | Receiving | Kick Returns | Punt Returns | ||||||||||||||
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Season | Team | GP | Att | Yds | Avg | Yds/G | Long | TD | Rec | Yds | Long | TD | Yds | Avg | KR TD | Yds | Avg | PR TD |
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Awards and records
Awards
- Team
- DSFL Champion (1): 2024 (S9)
- EFC Champion (1): 2024 (S9)
- NSFL Champion (1): 2025 (S10)
- NSFC Champion (1): 2025 (S10)
- Individual
- NSFL Pro Bowl Selection (1): 2025
Records
- NSFL
- 2024; Set new NSFL record for career touchdowns (??)
- 2024; Currently sits in ?th all time for career rushing yards (????)
- 2024; Currently sits in ?st all time for career punt return yards (????)
- 2024; Currently sits in ?nd all time for career punt return touchdowns (?)
- 2024; Currently sits in ?th all time for career kick return yards (????)
- 2024; Currently sits in ?th all time for career kick return touchdowns (?)
- 2024; Holds record for most rushing yards in a single game (???)
- 2024; Holds record for most rushing touchdowns in a single game (?)
- Saskatoon Nobles
- 2024; Currently sits in 1st all time for career rushing yards (????)
- 2024; Currently sits in 1st all time for career rushing touchdowns (??)
- 2024; Currently sits in 1st all time for career rushing attempts (????)
- 2024; Currently sits in 1st all time for career punt return yards (???)
- 2024; Currently sits in 1st all time for career punt return touchdowns (?)
- 2024; Currently sits in 1st all time for career kick return yards (????)
- 2024; Currently sits in 1st all time for career kick touchdowns (?)
- Portland Pythons
- 2024; Currently sits in 1st all time for career rushing yards (????)
- 2024; Currently sits in 1st all time for career rushing touchdowns (??)
- 2024; Currently sits in 1st all time for career rushing attempts (????)
- 2024; Currently sits in 1st all time for career punt return yards (???)
- 2024; Currently sits in 1st all time for career punt return touchdowns (?)
- 2024; Currently sits in 1st all time for career kick return yards (????)
- 2024; Currently sits in 1st all time for career kick touchdowns (?)