D'Pez Poopsie

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D'Pez Poopsie
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No. 34 – Portland Pythons
Position:Running Back
Personal information
Born: (1992-02-05)February 05, 1992 (aged 74)
Jackson, Mississippi
Height:6 ft 3 in (1.91 m)
Weight:235 lb (107 kg)
Career information
High school:Home Schooled
College:Ole Miss
ISFL Draft:2025  / Round: N/A / Pick: N/A
DSFL Draft:2024  / Round: 1 / Pick: 3
Career history
Roster status:Active

D'Pez Poopsie (born February 5th, 1992) is an American football running back for the Portland Pythons of the Developmental Simulation Football League (DSFL). He played college football for Ole Miss (Ole Miss) he had been selected by the Portland Pythons in the 2024 DSFL Draft (S9).


Early years

D'Pez was gifted from a young age. His parents realized his potential when he was so young, that they decided to keep him home and teach him right from wrong from the get go. He was super talented, and has a lot of what people call "Street" smarts, but clearly, just looking at his Wonderlic score, his book smarts aren't the greatest. He accepted a scholarship to Ole Miss because he would be able to stay close to his family and still get the education from his parents he needed.



College career

D'Pez didn't start at Ole Miss until his senior year, where he finally took off. He wasn't a big name recruit coming to Ole Miss, and even though he was a workhorse on the practice field, the coaches had issues with his intelligence. It would take D'Pez longer then most players to get the plays down, and if anything, it scared the coaches to play him.



College career statistics

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Professional career

DSFL career

With the 3rd overall pick of the Season 9 DSFL draft, D'Pez was selected by the Portland Pythons. D'Pez is going into this DSFL season head strong and looking to be the best there can be.



NSFL career

Pre-draft measurables
Ht Wt 40‑yd dash 20‑ss 3‑cone Vert jump Broad BP Wonderlic
6 ft 3 in
(1.91 m)
235 lb
(107 kg)
4.57 s 5.05 s 7.64 s 37.75 in
(0.96 m)
11 ft 0.5 in
(3.37 m)
27 reps 2
[ NSFL SN/A Draft Combine]



Professional career statistics

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Achievements and records

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