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{{Infobox NSFL biography | {{Infobox NSFL biography | ||
| name = Rab Crab | | name = Rab Crab | ||
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| caption = Rab lookin diced to the socks | | caption = Rab lookin diced to the socks | ||
| number = 28 | | number = 28 | ||
− | | current_team = | + | | current_team = Berlin Fire Salamanders |
− | | position = | + | | position = [[wp:Running Back|RB]] |
| birth_date = {{birth date and age2|{{CurrentDate/yy}}|{{CurrentDate/mm}}|{{CurrentDate/dd}}|2025|11|14}} | | birth_date = {{birth date and age2|{{CurrentDate/yy}}|{{CurrentDate/mm}}|{{CurrentDate/dd}}|2025|11|14}} | ||
− | | birth_place = Pathhead, Midlothian, [[wp:Scotland|Scotland]] | + | | birth_place = [[wp:Pathhead, Midlothian|Pathhead]], [[wp:Scotland|Scotland]] |
| death_date = <!-- not needed unless the player is actually dead --> | | death_date = <!-- not needed unless the player is actually dead --> | ||
| death_place = <!-- in such cases, DM 37thchamber; we don't have a death date template yet --> | | death_place = <!-- in such cases, DM 37thchamber; we don't have a death date template yet --> | ||
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| height_in = 5 | | height_in = 5 | ||
| weight_lb = 28 | | weight_lb = 28 | ||
− | | high_school = Dalkeith High | + | | high_school = [[wp:Dalkeith High School|Dalkeith High]] |
| college = [[wp:University of Hawai'i|University of Hawai'i]] | | college = [[wp:University of Hawai'i|University of Hawai'i]] | ||
− | | | + | | dsfldraftyear = {{dsfly|34|d}} |
− | | | + | | dsfldraftround = 6 |
− | | | + | | dsfldraftpick = 42 |
− | | | + | | draftyear = {{nsfly|35|d}} |
− | | | + | | draftround = 1 |
− | | | + | | draftpick = 14 |
| pastteams = | | pastteams = | ||
+ | * [[Portland Pythons]] (2049) | ||
+ | * [[Berlin Fire Salamanders]] (2050 - ) | ||
| pastteamsnote = no | | pastteamsnote = no | ||
| status = Active <!-- only other option here should be Retired --> | | status = Active <!-- only other option here should be Retired --> | ||
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* [[Pathheads Maddest Shagger]] | * [[Pathheads Maddest Shagger]] | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | '''Rab The Crab''' (born November 14, 2030) is an [[wp:American football|American football]] [[wp:Runningback| | + | '''Rab The Crab''' (born November 14, 2030) is an [[wp:American football|American football]] [[wp:Runningback|Running Back]] who previously played for the [[Portland Pythons]]. He played college football for University of Hawai'i and was drafted in the {{nsfly|35|d}} draft in Round 1 at Pick 14 by the [[Berlin Fire Salamanders]]. |
==Early years== | ==Early years== | ||
An elderly, wizened fisherman was out one night on his boat just off the coast of Dalgety Bay, hauling in his crab pots to see what he'd got, when one put up the fight of a life time. Not knowing what he'd hauled down there the elderly man pulled with all his might. He seized and grasped, with vim and vigour, but alas it was not to be and the creature pulled him under. What emerged from the sea on that black evening so many years ago? | An elderly, wizened fisherman was out one night on his boat just off the coast of Dalgety Bay, hauling in his crab pots to see what he'd got, when one put up the fight of a life time. Not knowing what he'd hauled down there the elderly man pulled with all his might. He seized and grasped, with vim and vigour, but alas it was not to be and the creature pulled him under. What emerged from the sea on that black evening so many years ago? | ||
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Rab! | Rab! | ||
− | Rab the Crab emerged, quite happily dressed in the fishermans garb and picked himself up a fifty gram pouch of Drum tobbaco and set off on his merry way. He settled down in the quaint town of Pathhead where he picked himself up a nice two bedroom number. He lived there for plenty of time, shedding his shell and pruning his garden and whatever other shite crabs do I don't really know. | + | Rab the Crab emerged, quite happily dressed in the fishermans garb and picked himself up a fifty gram pouch of Drum tobbaco and set off on his merry way. He settled down in the quaint town of Pathhead where he picked himself up a nice two bedroom number. He lived there for plenty of time, shedding his shell and pruning his garden and whatever other shite crabs do I don't really know. A life of mediocrity was not to be for Rab however. He had his sights set on bigger things. With his enormous spiked red carapace and wily little crab legs he couldn't see himself sitting around Scotland gathering dust. It was one night, watching the television he had procured from his local Lidl that he saw an astonishing sight. The ISFL! What he wouldn't do to play there, under those lights, for all those fans. It then became Rabs goal, and only goal, to become a first overall fantasy pick in the ISFL. |
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+ | ===High School Rating=== | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{College athlete recruit start|40=no|collapse=no|year=2045}} | ||
+ | {{College athlete recruit entry | ||
+ | | recruit = Rab The Crab | ||
+ | | position = [[wp:Running Back|RB]] | ||
+ | | hometown = [[wp:Pathhead, Midlothian|Pathhead]] | ||
+ | | highschool = [[wp:Dalkeith High School|Dalkeith High]] | ||
+ | | feet = 2 | ||
+ | | inches = 5 | ||
+ | | weight = 28 | ||
+ | | commitdate = 2045-05-15 | ||
+ | | scout stars = 2 | ||
+ | | rivals stars = 5 | ||
+ | | 247 stars = 5 | ||
+ | | espn grade = 96 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{College athlete recruit end | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
==College career== | ==College career== | ||
Rab eventually upped sticks and left the town of Pathhead and scuttled his way across the ocean floor to the island paradise of Stornoway. However, completely unimpressed by their lackluster black pudding and the fact the place is absolutely baltic, he continued on his quest. Eventually he landed himself smack dab on the isle of Hawaii. He crawled up from the surf and the foam onto the beach where the Universities running backs coach was sunning himself. Immediately upon clapping eyes on Rab he said "Jesus wept and all the saints that boy will be my running back!" What's next is history. Rab would go on to carry the ball with his patented sideways scuttle crab maneveur thing making him, essentially, an untacklable cunning crustacean. He'd scuttle his way from end zone to end zone and then back to the other end zone, scoring as many touchdowns as he had legs (However many legs crabs have) in a day. What a boy. | Rab eventually upped sticks and left the town of Pathhead and scuttled his way across the ocean floor to the island paradise of Stornoway. However, completely unimpressed by their lackluster black pudding and the fact the place is absolutely baltic, he continued on his quest. Eventually he landed himself smack dab on the isle of Hawaii. He crawled up from the surf and the foam onto the beach where the Universities running backs coach was sunning himself. Immediately upon clapping eyes on Rab he said "Jesus wept and all the saints that boy will be my running back!" What's next is history. Rab would go on to carry the ball with his patented sideways scuttle crab maneveur thing making him, essentially, an untacklable cunning crustacean. He'd scuttle his way from end zone to end zone and then back to the other end zone, scoring as many touchdowns as he had legs (However many legs crabs have) in a day. What a boy. | ||
===College career statistics=== | ===College career statistics=== | ||
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− | ==Professional career== | + | |- <!-- Your player might have stats in areas not included on this template. If that's the case, review the "All Stats" section found in the wiki template page: https://wiki.sim-football.com/index.php?title=Blank:StatsTables --> |
− | { | + | ! colspan="3" |Career statistics <!-- Career Statistics --> |
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− | | | + | | 13 <!-- Games Played --> |
− | | | + | | 339 || 1925 || 5.7 || 15 <!-- Rushing Statistics --> |
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− | | | + | | {{nsfly|31}} <!-- Change nsfly to dsfly if this season was played in the DSFL, change number to season played in --> |
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− | + | | 11 <!-- Games Played --> | |
+ | | 221 || 1104 || 5.0 || 14 <!-- Rushing Statistics --> | ||
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+ | | {{nsfly|32}} <!-- Change nsfly to dsfly if this season was played in the DSFL, change number to season played in --> | ||
+ | | HAW <!-- Replace with the relevant team abbreviation (BAL, ARI, COL, YKW, NOLA, SJS, OCO, PHI, AUS, CHI, HON, SAR, TIJ, POR, KCC, MIN, DBD, LON, NOR, PB, MBB) --> | ||
+ | | 7 <!-- Games Played --> | ||
+ | | 188 || 1012 || 5.4 || 12 <!-- Rushing Statistics --> | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |} | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==DSFL Career== | ||
+ | |||
+ | In a move shocking absolutely no one Rab was taken in the 6th round (41st Overall) in the [[S34 DSFL Draft]] by the [[Portland Pythons]]. A welcoming home with it's drizzle and fog would see Rab the Crab don an affinity for plaid shirts and beanie hats and IPA's along with furthering his affinity for finding the end zone and running down the park like a streaking red menace. Rab would quickly find his feet in the Pythons offense rushing for one hundred and thirty five yards and two touchdowns in his debut for the franchise in an away loss to Minnesota<ref>{{cite web|title=Week 1 Portland @ Minnesota|url=https://index.sim-football.com/DSFLS34/Boxscores/Boxscore.html?id=1518|publisher=ISFL.net|date=April 24, 2020|accessdate=April 24, 2020}}</ref>. Unfortunately it was not destined to the Cinderella story that the Crab dreamed of and he would find himself on the outside of the playoffs looking in at the rarest title in the ISFL, an Ultimini trophy. Rab would make his move thereafter to the ISFL, being drafted in a blockbuster draft day trade at the turn by the [[Berlin Fire Salamanders]] in a bid to one day hopefully live up to the legacy of [[GOAT TANK]]. | ||
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+ | ===Professional career statistics=== | ||
+ | {| class="wikitable" style="text-align:center" | ||
+ | |- <!-- Your player might have stats in areas not included on this template. If that's the case, review the "All Stats" section found in the wiki template page: https://wiki.sim-football.com/index.php?title=Blank:StatsTables --> | ||
+ | ! colspan="3" |Career statistics <!-- Career Statistics --> | ||
+ | ! colspan="5" | Rushing <!-- Rushing Statistics --> | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | ! Season !! Team !! Games <!-- Career Statistics --> | ||
+ | ! Att !! Yards !! Avg !! TD <!-- Rushing Statistics --> | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | {{dsfly|34}} <!-- Change nsfly to dsfly if this season was played in the DSFL, change number to season played in --> | ||
+ | | POR <!-- Replace with the relevant team abbreviation (BAL, ARI, COL, YKW, NOLA, SJS, OCO, PHI, AUS, CHI, HON, SAR, TIJ, POR, KCC, MIN, DBD, LON, NOR, PB, MBB) --> | ||
+ | | 14 <!-- Games Played --> | ||
+ | | 223 || 1139 || 5.1 || 14 <!-- Rushing Statistics --> | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | ! colspan="2" | Total | ||
+ | ! 14 || 223 || 1139 || 5.1 || 14 <!-- Rushing Statistics --> | ||
+ | |} | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==ISFL Career== | ||
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+ | Backing up a career legend like Goat Tank would prove to be a tricky task for the rookie running back with a limited number of carries available over the span of the season. Still with the limited opportunities available Rab would still manage to shine, averaging a wholesome 4.1 YPC and scoring 4 touchdowns over the course of the season, including one on debut. His receiving totals left a lot to be desired for the young rookie crab with only 3 receptions on the season leaving him looking rather pedestrian. More work was required down the stretch and, unfortunately, Rab was unable to produce. Ideally Rab will need to turn a corner moving into the next season to prove capable of filling the vacant spot soon to be left by the incumbent Goat Tank. Time will tell if Rab is able to put in the work required to make that happen. | ||
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===Professional career statistics=== | ===Professional career statistics=== | ||
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− | ==Achievements and records== | + | |- <!-- Your player might have stats in areas not included on this template. If that's the case, review the "All Stats" section found in the wiki template page: https://wiki.sim-football.com/index.php?title=Blank:StatsTables --> |
− | Use [[Antoine_Delacour#Achievements_and_Records|this section]] as an example. | + | ! colspan="3" |Career statistics <!-- Career Statistics --> |
+ | ! colspan="5" | Rushing <!-- Rushing Statistics --> | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | ! Season !! Team !! Games <!-- Career Statistics --> | ||
+ | ! Att !! Yards !! Avg !! TD <!-- Rushing Statistics --> | ||
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+ | | {{dsfly|34}} <!-- Change nsfly to dsfly if this season was played in the DSFL, change number to season played in --> | ||
+ | | BER <!-- Replace with the relevant team abbreviation (BAL, ARI, COL, YKW, NOLA, SJS, OCO, PHI, AUS, CHI, HON, SAR, TIJ, POR, KCC, MIN, DBD, LON, NOR, PB, MBB) --> | ||
+ | | 14 <!-- Games Played --> | ||
+ | | 61 || 251 || 4.1 || 3 <!-- Rushing Statistics --> | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | ! colspan="2" | Total | ||
+ | ! 14 || 61 || 251 || 4.1 || 3 <!-- Rushing Statistics --> | ||
+ | |} | ||
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+ | <!-- ==Achievements and records== --> | ||
+ | <!-- Use [[Antoine_Delacour#Achievements_and_Records|this section]] as an example. --> | ||
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Latest revision as of 10:58, 20 June 2022
No. 28 – Berlin Fire Salamanders | |
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Position: | RB |
Personal information | |
Born: | Pathhead, Scotland | November 14, 2025 (aged 39)
Height: | 2 ft 5 in (0.74 m) |
Weight: | 28 lb (13 kg) |
Username: | Lancedjack |
Career information | |
High school: | Dalkeith High |
College: | University of Hawai'i |
ISFL Draft: | 2050 / Round: 1 / Pick: 14 |
DSFL Draft: | 2049 / Round: 6 / Pick: 42 |
Career history | |
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Roster status: | Active |
Career highlights and awards | |
Rab The Crab (born November 14, 2030) is an American football Running Back who previously played for the Portland Pythons. He played college football for University of Hawai'i and was drafted in the 2050 draft in Round 1 at Pick 14 by the Berlin Fire Salamanders.
Contents
Early years
An elderly, wizened fisherman was out one night on his boat just off the coast of Dalgety Bay, hauling in his crab pots to see what he'd got, when one put up the fight of a life time. Not knowing what he'd hauled down there the elderly man pulled with all his might. He seized and grasped, with vim and vigour, but alas it was not to be and the creature pulled him under. What emerged from the sea on that black evening so many years ago?
Rab!
Rab the Crab emerged, quite happily dressed in the fishermans garb and picked himself up a fifty gram pouch of Drum tobbaco and set off on his merry way. He settled down in the quaint town of Pathhead where he picked himself up a nice two bedroom number. He lived there for plenty of time, shedding his shell and pruning his garden and whatever other shite crabs do I don't really know. A life of mediocrity was not to be for Rab however. He had his sights set on bigger things. With his enormous spiked red carapace and wily little crab legs he couldn't see himself sitting around Scotland gathering dust. It was one night, watching the television he had procured from his local Lidl that he saw an astonishing sight. The ISFL! What he wouldn't do to play there, under those lights, for all those fans. It then became Rabs goal, and only goal, to become a first overall fantasy pick in the ISFL.
High School Rating
Name | Hometown | High school / college | Height | Weight | Commit date | |
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Rab The Crab RB |
Pathhead | Dalkeith High | 2 ft 5 in (0.74 m) | 28 lb (13 kg) | May 15, 2045 | |
Recruiting star ratings: Scout: Rivals: 247Sports: ESPN grade: 96 | ||||||
Overall recruiting rankings: | ||||||
Sources: |
College career
Rab eventually upped sticks and left the town of Pathhead and scuttled his way across the ocean floor to the island paradise of Stornoway. However, completely unimpressed by their lackluster black pudding and the fact the place is absolutely baltic, he continued on his quest. Eventually he landed himself smack dab on the isle of Hawaii. He crawled up from the surf and the foam onto the beach where the Universities running backs coach was sunning himself. Immediately upon clapping eyes on Rab he said "Jesus wept and all the saints that boy will be my running back!" What's next is history. Rab would go on to carry the ball with his patented sideways scuttle crab maneveur thing making him, essentially, an untacklable cunning crustacean. He'd scuttle his way from end zone to end zone and then back to the other end zone, scoring as many touchdowns as he had legs (However many legs crabs have) in a day. What a boy.
College career statistics
Career statistics | Rushing | ||||||
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Season | Team | Games | Att | Yards | Avg | TD | |
2045 (S30) | HAW | 13 | 339 | 1925 | 5.7 | 15 | |
2046 (S31) | HAW | 11 | 221 | 1104 | 5.0 | 14 | |
2047 (S32) | HAW | 7 | 188 | 1012 | 5.4 | 12 |
DSFL Career
In a move shocking absolutely no one Rab was taken in the 6th round (41st Overall) in the S34 DSFL Draft by the Portland Pythons. A welcoming home with it's drizzle and fog would see Rab the Crab don an affinity for plaid shirts and beanie hats and IPA's along with furthering his affinity for finding the end zone and running down the park like a streaking red menace. Rab would quickly find his feet in the Pythons offense rushing for one hundred and thirty five yards and two touchdowns in his debut for the franchise in an away loss to Minnesota[1]. Unfortunately it was not destined to the Cinderella story that the Crab dreamed of and he would find himself on the outside of the playoffs looking in at the rarest title in the ISFL, an Ultimini trophy. Rab would make his move thereafter to the ISFL, being drafted in a blockbuster draft day trade at the turn by the Berlin Fire Salamanders in a bid to one day hopefully live up to the legacy of GOAT TANK.
Professional career statistics
Career statistics | Rushing | ||||||
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Season | Team | Games | Att | Yards | Avg | TD | |
2049 (S34) | POR | 14 | 223 | 1139 | 5.1 | 14 | |
Total | 14 | 223 | 1139 | 5.1 | 14 |
ISFL Career
Backing up a career legend like Goat Tank would prove to be a tricky task for the rookie running back with a limited number of carries available over the span of the season. Still with the limited opportunities available Rab would still manage to shine, averaging a wholesome 4.1 YPC and scoring 4 touchdowns over the course of the season, including one on debut. His receiving totals left a lot to be desired for the young rookie crab with only 3 receptions on the season leaving him looking rather pedestrian. More work was required down the stretch and, unfortunately, Rab was unable to produce. Ideally Rab will need to turn a corner moving into the next season to prove capable of filling the vacant spot soon to be left by the incumbent Goat Tank. Time will tell if Rab is able to put in the work required to make that happen.
Professional career statistics
Career statistics | Rushing | ||||||
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Season | Team | Games | Att | Yards | Avg | TD | |
2049 (S34) | BER | 14 | 61 | 251 | 4.1 | 3 | |
Total | 14 | 61 | 251 | 4.1 | 3 |
References
- ↑ "Week 1 Portland @ Minnesota". ISFL.net. April 24, 2020. Retrieved April 24, 2020.