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| No. 69 – Prospect | |
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| Position: | Offensive Lineman |
| Personal information | |
| Born: | January 1, 2021 (aged 45) Madison, Wisconsin, U.S. |
| Height: | 6 ft 5 in (1.96 m) |
| Weight: | 340 lb (154 kg) |
| Username: | Guriinwoodo |
| Career information | |
| High school: | Edgewood |
| College: | University of Wisconsin-Madison |
| Career history | |
| Roster status: | Active |
Cheese Farley (born January 1, 2030) is an American football offensive lineman who is currently preparing to enter the professional ranks.He played college football for University of Wisconsin-Madison (WISC) and has declared his intent to enter the professional ranks next season.
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Early years
Farley was to a Catholic Wisconsin family and grew up as a connoisseur of cheese and venison. With 8 sisters and brothers and a father who worked as a cheesemaker at the local creamery, cheese and venison was often the only thing his parents could afford to feed their children. Cheese started his growth spurt at an early age and it didn't stop until he towered over his peers. Having spent much of his life playing football, he excelled by simply overpowering the opponent lined across the ball. By the age of 12 he could already push around the highschool boys, and he was the star offensive tackle and defensive tackle his freshman year in Varsity. By the age of 16 Cheese was over 300 pounds and 6 foot 3 inches tall, and has a 6 foot 8 inch armspan with hands the size of rowboat oars. To call Cheese a big guy is a big understatement.
College career
Cheese got his first start his senior year at Wisconsin. While he peformed well on the practice squad throughout college, his stamina has always been a major limiting factor in his play. Another issue was his diet as he deemed to only want to consume dairy and venison, which unfortunately was not on the menu at Dejope cafeteria, the food hall serving the student dorm where he and several of his teammates lived. Senior year when he had finally gotten control of his stamina issues, he was a force to be reckoned with. Allowing only 1 sack on the year as well has having a highlight real of pancakes and lead on unfortunate linebackers, he was elected to the Second Team All-Big Ten team receiving votes at both Guard and Tackle. When asked by his friends why he's such a big thicc boi, he replied that he's had a healthy diet of venison sausage and cheddar cheese. Whatever it is, Cheese just grew and grew and grew. It's quite remarkable. Now at 6 foot 5 inches tall and 340 pounds, Cheese is ready to either die of a massive myocardial infarction or have a successful year in the DSFL. Hopefully it's the latter.
College career statistics
| Career statistics | Offensive Line | |||
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| Season | Team | Games | Pancakes | Sacks Allowed |
| 2041 (S26) | Wisconsin | 14 | 17 | 1 |
Professional career
| Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6 ft 5 in (1.96 m) |
340 lb (154 kg) |
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