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Revision as of 12:47, 26 April 2022

Jean-Ralphio Saperstein
Image of Jean-Ralphio Saperstein
Jean-Ralphio as a JCPenney dress shirt model
No. 50 – Prospect
Position:Defensive End
Personal information
Born: (1985-12-12)December 12, 1985 (aged 77)
Pawnee, Indiana, U.S.
Height:6 ft 0 in (1.83 m)
Weight:165 lb (75 kg)
Username:Fordhammer
Career information
High school:Pawnee Central High School
College:Pawnee Community College
ISFL Undrafted:2051
Career history
Roster status:Active

Jean-Ralphio Saperstein (born December 12, 1985) is an American football defensive end who is currently preparing to enter the professional ranks.He played college football for Pawnee Community College (PCC) before going undrafted in the 2051 ISFL Draft (S36).

Early years

Born to Dr. Lu Saperstein in Pawnee, Indiana, along with his twin sister, Mona-Lisa. Jean-Ralphio has no memory of his mother, but his father spoiled both children from an early age. Jean-Ralphio spent most of his childhood skipping school and hanging around his father's Obstetrician office, often asking for money. His father always obliged. This created several character flaws in Jean-Ralphio that worsened as he got older. His work ethic left much to be desired, and he had no concept of fiscal responsibility. Jean-Ralphio enjoyed success, but often had little patience for any of the effort that was required to be successful. He made it through middle and high school by paying the smarter kids in class to complete his homework and projects with perfect scores, which allowed him to barely pass his classes as he failed most of his quizzes and tests. Jean-Ralphio rued the fact that the face-copying technology in the Mission Impossible films was not currently feasible, as this would have allowed someone else to take his tests for him. He asked his father for several million dollars to begin development on this technology, but this was one of the very few times his father denied his request. Jean-Ralphio did find enjoyment in high school football. Initially he wanted to play quarterback as it was the most popular position, but the coaches quickly realized he lacked any sort of football knowledge, and quickly placed him as a defensive end with one goal in mind: sack the quarterback. Jean-Ralphio's thin frame meant he almost always had to resort to speed techniques. The Pawnee High teams were notoriously bad, though, and never won a game during his 4 years of playing.

College career

As Jean-Ralphio began to look at colleges, he quickly realized he would have to attend a local college to be able to get money from his father. His grades also limited him, which led to him choosing Pawnee Community College. Dr. Saperstein injected a ton of cash into the school's football program, with the caveat that Jean-Ralphio start as defensive end. The school agreed, and Jean-Ralphio was able to start all four years during his college tenure. The team never won a game, but Jean-Ralphio shined as speedy edge rusher that could get to the quarterback at will. He would have received interest from larger schools, but there remained lingering questions over his motor and drive to compete at a high level. Jean-Ralphio is ready to put those questions to bed as he enters the DSFL draft shortly. He's already hired Tom Haverford as his agent, and has spent a fortune on personal trainers and social media influencers to build his reputation for the upcoming draft.

College career statistics

Career statistics Defense
Seasons Team Games Tck TFL FF/FR Sck Int PD Sfty TD Blk P/XP/FG
2026-2030 Sweetums 40 120 20 0/0 80 0 8 0 4 3/0/1

DSFL career

With his college career behind him, Jean-Ralphio decided to enter the DSFL waiver wire mid-season. With 4 games left, Jean-Ralphio was claimed off waivers by the Norfolk Seawolves. Norfolk was having a rough season, which left them in pretty bad shape for the rest of the season, but high enough in the waiver order to claim him before other teams could snatch up the talented Defensive End prospect. Jean-Ralphio had never even heard of Norfolk until he received a call from their GM that he would be playing for the team. Of course he pretended that he knew, but as soon as the call ended he quickly pulled out his smart phone and Googled which details he would need to know.

Jean-Ralphio had a limited impact in his few games on the defense. He did manage to have a strip sack and fumble recovery, to go along with several tackles, 3 sacks, and a lone tackle for loss. He enjoyed his time on the team and looks forward to what next season has in store for him in the upcoming draft.

Pre-draft measurables
Ht Wt 40‑yd dash 20‑ss 3‑cone Vert jump Broad
6 ft 0 in
(1.83 m)
165 lb
(75 kg)
2051 ISFL scouting combine (S36)

DSFL career statistics

Career statistics Defense
Season Team Games Tck TFL FF/FR Sck Int PD Sfty TD Blk P/XP/FG
2026 (S11) Seawolves 4 7 1 1/1 3 0 0 0 0 0/0/0

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