Dewey Greenbeans
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 Dewey Greenbeans | |||||||||||||||||
| No. 13 – Dallas Birddogs | |||||||||||||||||
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| Position: | Safety | ||||||||||||||||
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| Born: | January 1, 2035 (aged 28) Miami, Florida, U.S. | ||||||||||||||||
| Height: | 5 ft 11 in (1.80 m) | ||||||||||||||||
| Weight: | 210 lb (95 kg) | ||||||||||||||||
| Username: | Dcphil | ||||||||||||||||
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| College: | University of Miami | ||||||||||||||||
| ISFL Undrafted: | 2057 | ||||||||||||||||
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| Roster status: | Active | ||||||||||||||||
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Dewey Greenbeans (born January 1, 2035) is an American football safety for the Dallas Birddogs of the Developmental Simulation Football League (DSFL).
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Early years
Player was born in Miami, Florida to Katrina Reed and Gerald "Purp" Greenbeans. His parents knew he would be a great athlete watching him catch falling crabapples from their backyard tree. He excelled at baseball through his 3rd year of high school. His school's football coach convinced him to try out for the Varsity Football Team after witnessing impressive range and reaction time from the Center Fielder. Dewey's first season on the gridiron led to a league high in personal foul penalties and a conference record of passes defended. His senior year he commited only 2 penalties all season and caught an average of 1.5 Interceptions per game. He also substituted as place kicker in one game after injury to the starting kicker. Dewey won the title of Homecoming King, but could not accept the crown because he was playing in the Homecoming Game. He also was suspended for the remainder of the season for eating psilocybin mushrooms at halftime and forgetting to wear shoulderpads for the second half. Dewey Greenbeans hobbies include Magic: The Gathering, cooking, origami, geocaching, traveling, and magnets.
College career
"Greenbeans started his college career as a replacement special teamer. His notable positioning and tackles on special teams opened up a chance to compete for SS and FS roles. Dewey participated in every game in his sophomore and junior seasons as a special teamer, and made an appearance as a Safety in 12 games each season, with 5 starts. An unfortunate injury to a teammate provided a Senior season starting role at Free Safety which led to early talk of potential award winning performance. Off the field activity required a 2 game voluntary suspension which removed the ability to win any awards and possibly led to the player's decision to sit out of the 2058 draft, despite leading the ACC in passes deflected and being voted Florida Sports Writer's Guild's Most Exciting Newcomer Award. Greenbeans was the first college player to sign a NIL agreement with a government tourism authority, the Icelandic Tourist Board. Dewey is best friends with former college teammate and current DSFL teammate, RB Marty Crane.
College career statistics
Professional career
DSFL career
Dewey Greenbeans was added to the Dallas Bird Dogs from waivers after the team's Week 1 victory. He was immediately installed as the starting Free Safety.
| Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad | ||||||
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| 5 ft 11 in (1.80 m) |
210 lb (95 kg) |
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| 2059 ISFL scouting combine (S44) | ||||||||||||
Professional career statistics
| Career statistics | Defense | ||||||||||
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| Season | Team | Games | Tck | TFL | FF/FR | Sck | Int | PD | Sfty | TD | Blk P/XP/FG |
| 2058 (S43) | Birddogs | 13 | 32 | 0 | 0/0 | 1 | 4 | 9 | 0 | 2 | 0/0/0 |
Achievements and records
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