D'Pez Poopsie

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D'Pez Poopsie
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No. 34 – Portland Pythons
Position:Running Back
Personal information
Born: (2000-02-05)February 05, 2000 (aged 63)
Jackson, Mississippi
Height:6 ft 3 in (1.91 m)
Weight:235 lb (107 kg)
Career information
High school:Home Schooled
College:Ole Miss
ISFL Draft:2025  / Round: N/A / Pick: N/A
DSFL Draft:2024  / Round: 1 / Pick: 3
Career history
Roster status:Active

D'Pez Poopsie (born February 5th, 2000) is an American football running back for the Portland Pythons of the Developmental Simulation Football League (DSFL). He played college football for the University of Mississippi (Ole Miss Rebels) and was selected by the Portland Pythons in the 2024 DSFL Draft (S9).

Early years

Poopsie was described as gifted from a young age according to his parents, Violet and Mark Poopsie. Rather than sending him to a public or private school, D'Pez was home schooled. Growing up on the streets of Jackson, Mississippi meant a young Poopsie learnt early on a solid work ethic and commitment was the way forward to achieve his goals of making it to the NSFL. Poopsie struggled academically, his parents cited a lack of interest in anything that wouldn't improve his chances at making it as a professional football player in the NSFL. Poopsie accepted a scholarship to the University of Mississippi, later exclaiming that he "wanted to stay close to his family even while he went on to better himself in Ole Miss".

College career

Poopsie attended the University of Mississippi, where he played for Matt Lukes UOM football team from 2023 - 2024.

Senior year

D'Pez didn't start at Ole Miss until his senior year, where he finally made his breakthrough to the first team. Various coaching staff at Ole Miss were impressed with his work ethic but cited concerns about his football IQ on the field. Poopsie struggled to learn the playbook and in particular audibles at the line of scrimmage. It was also highlighted that often due to his aggressive nature, both coaches and teammates were hesitant to interact with D'Pez.

Career NCAA statistics

Rushing Receiving Kick Returns Punt Returns
Season Team GP Att Yds Avg Yds/G Long TD Rec Yds Long TD Yds Avg KR TD Yds Avg PR TD
2023 UOM 14 282 1510 5.4 107.8 77 19 28 257 19 3 881 22 3 161 20.1 0

Professional career

D'Pez is known for his versatility on the field. He has been seen returning kicks, punts, lining up in the backfield and even lining up in the slot or outside as a Wide Receiver. One of his biggest weaknesses is his lack of intelligence and lack of being able to protect the quarterback.

Pre-draft measurables
Ht Wt Arm length 40‑yd dash 20‑ss 3‑cone Vert jump Broad BP Wonderlic
6 ft 3 in
(1.91 m) 		235 lb
(107 kg) 		34+5⁄8 in
(0.88 m) 		?.?? s ?.?? s ?.?? s ??.? ??? .? ?? reps ??

Portland Pythons

2024

With the 3rd overall pick in the Season 9 DSFL Draft, D'Pez was selected by the Portland Pythons. D'Pez signed a DSFL standard 1 year, $5,000,000 contract with the Portland Pythons.

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Career DSFL statistics

Regular season Rushing Receiving Kick Returns Punt Returns
Season Team GP Att Yds Avg Yds/G Long TD Rec Yds Long TD Yds Avg KR TD Yds Avg PR TD
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Playoff statistics Rushing Receiving Kick Returns Punt Returns
Season Team GP Att Yds Avg Yds/G Long TD Rec Yds Long TD Yds Avg KR TD Yds Avg PR TD
2024 ??? ?? ??? ???? ?.? ???.? ?? ?? ?? ??? ?? ? ??? ??.? ? ??? ??.? ?

Saskatoon Nobles

With the x overall pick in the S10 NSFL Draft, Poopsie was selected by the Saskatoon Nobles. D'Pez signed a 3 year, $99,000,000 contract with the Saskatoon Nobles.

2025

(ANYTHING NOTABLE HAPPEN IN 2025> / ON OR OFF THE FIELD)

(Poopsie starred in x games, rushed x times with y yards, scored z touchdowns etc)

(Poopsie won/didn't win the NSFL RB of the year award in S9,OPOY,MVP etc)

(Poopsie was invited to the NSFL S10 Pro Bowl for the first time in his career)

Career NSFL statistics

Regular season Rushing Receiving Kick Returns Punt Returns
Season Team GP Att Yds Avg Yds/G Long TD Rec Yds Long TD Yds Avg KR TD Yds Avg PR TD
2025 ??? ?? ??? ???? ?.? ???.? ?? ?? ?? ??? ?? ? ??? ??.? ? ??? ??.? ?
Playoffs Rushing Receiving Kick Returns Punt Returns
Season Team GP Att Yds Avg Yds/G Long TD Rec Yds Long TD Yds Avg KR TD Yds Avg PR TD
2025 ??? ?? ??? ???? ?.? ???.? ?? ?? ?? ??? ?? ? ??? ??.? ? ??? ??.? ?

Awards and records

Awards

Team
Individual

Records

NSFL
  • 2024; Set new NSFL record for career touchdowns (??)
  • 2024; Currently sits in ?th all time for career rushing yards (????)
  • 2024; Currently sits in ?st all time for career punt return yards (????)
  • 2024; Currently sits in ?nd all time for career punt return touchdowns (?)
  • 2024; Currently sits in ?th all time for career kick return yards (????)
  • 2024; Currently sits in ?th all time for career kick return touchdowns (?)
  • 2024; Holds record for most rushing yards in a single game (???)
  • 2024; Holds record for most rushing touchdowns in a single game (?)
Saskatoon Nobles
  • 2024; Currently sits in 1st all time for career rushing yards (????)
  • 2024; Currently sits in 1st all time for career rushing touchdowns (??)
  • 2024; Currently sits in 1st all time for career rushing attempts (????)
  • 2024; Currently sits in 1st all time for career punt return yards (???)
  • 2024; Currently sits in 1st all time for career punt return touchdowns (?)
  • 2024; Currently sits in 1st all time for career kick return yards (????)
  • 2024; Currently sits in 1st all time for career kick touchdowns (?)
Portland Pythons
  • 2024; Currently sits in 1st all time for career rushing yards (????)
  • 2024; Currently sits in 1st all time for career rushing touchdowns (??)
  • 2024; Currently sits in 1st all time for career rushing attempts (????)
  • 2024; Currently sits in 1st all time for career punt return yards (???)
  • 2024; Currently sits in 1st all time for career punt return touchdowns (?)
  • 2024; Currently sits in 1st all time for career kick return yards (????)
  • 2024; Currently sits in 1st all time for career kick touchdowns (?)

References

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