Carl Wheezer
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 Wheezer preparing to train in the desert | |
| No. 58 – Prospect | |
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| Position: | Runningback |
| Personal information | |
| Born: | August 10, 2018 (aged 44) Retroville, Texas, U.S. |
| Height: | 6 ft 3 in (1.91 m) |
| Weight: | 235 lb (107 kg) |
| Career information | |
| College: | Retroville University |
| Career history | |
| Roster status: | Active |
Carl Wheezer (born August 10, 2018) is an American football runningback for the Prospect of the Developmental Simulation Football League (DSFL).
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Early years
Carl Wheezer was born in Retroville, Texas to parents Ebenezer and Martha Wheezer. Throughout his childhood, he spent much of time with his best friends Jimmy and Sheen saving the world on multiple occassions from cruel beings such as King Goobot V and Professor Calamitous. Following Sheen accidentally shooting himself into space and getting his TV show cancelled, Carl fell into a deep depression that he only brought himself out of by realizing that it was finally time to make Judy Neutron fall in love with him. He knew that the only way he could outcompete Hugh Neutron for her love was to become a professional football player and picked up the sport in time for high school. Immediately, he became goated and was greatly revered by many colleges around the globe and he didn't even need to finish highschool. He chose to stay homebound and went to Retroville University at a stunning age of 14.
College career
As the top running back of the Retroville Rockets, Wheezer carried the team from his freshman year all the way to his senior year at age 18. In the first two years, the Rockets went the opposite of undefeated due to generally being a poorly run sports team with a lack of talent. Wheezer was the one brought spot on a team full of disappointment, and even then the numerous scapula injuries hurt his ability to play consistently. It wasn't until an experimental surgery from his friend Jimmy Neutron, boy genius, that turned Wheezer into a cyborg that he was able to play a full season through his junior year and then his senior year. With a fully healthy Wheezer, the Rockets proceeded to win the championship of their division and bring home a trophy for two years in a row. Eventually, he declared for the draft of the Development Simulation Football League and shot up draft boards after proving that he could be consistently healthy.
College career statistics
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Professional career
| Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6 ft 3 in (1.91 m) |
235 lb (107 kg) |
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