Mrs. Mchits
No. 99 – Norfolk Seawolves | |||||
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Position: | Offensive Lineman | ||||
Personal information | |||||
Born: | Butterville, New York, U.S. | August 4, 1991 (aged 71)||||
Height: | 5 ft 10 in (1.78 m) | ||||
Weight: | 200 lb (91 kg) | ||||
Username: | Mamab | ||||
Career information | |||||
High school: | Butterville High School | ||||
College: | The Culinary Institute of America | ||||
DSFL Draft: | 2046 / Round: 1 / Pick: 2 | ||||
ISFL Undrafted: | 2047 | ||||
Career history | |||||
Roster status: | Active | ||||
Career DSFL statistics | |||||
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Player stats at ISFL.net |
Mrs. "Stacks" McHits (born August 4, 1992) is an American football offensive lineman for the Norfolk Seawolves of the Developmental Simulation Football League (DSFL).
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Early years
On April 20th, 1991, Mrs. “Stacks” McHits was born to parents Cane and Ethyl (Sugar) Krusteaz in Butterville, New York. “Stacks” earned her nickname while out to family brunch, always consuming the most pancakes in the family. Additionally, growing up in the home, “Stacks” was often found outside playing with her siblings, Honey, Berry, Cocoa, Maple, Oaty, Margie, and Nannerpuss. Often underestimated, “Stacks” wanted to prove her abilities and competed often in local football related competitions, and quickly the family learned about her brute strength and incredible speed. “Stacks” although never really understanding much of the game, was able to block well and earned a spot on the local team, Silver Dollars. Cane, a pun master and creator of competition, realized that “Stacks’” love of brunch could really improve her game. Cane told his daughter that if she was able to get 5 or more pancakes in a game, he would take her to brunch that next morning. “Stacks” was thrilled, and continued to increase her wagers with her father, as well as continued to improve her game.
College career
As a female player, “Stacks” always felt the heat, and continued to prove herself and her abilities on and off the field. Despite the disdain of some of her teammates who believed that they “should not be getting the same stats as a rookie, No offence.”, “Stacks” racked up the pancake stats, and continued to perform well for the team. In a non-conference national tournament in Madison, against the Badgers, “Stacks” caught the eye of McKicks. Sconnie was impressed with her in-game plays, their trailing score, and although he hadn’t played the position much, he asked to play as a linebacker. His coach saw Sconnie’s determination, and leadership as a Captain and allowed him to play the position. As they matched up, McKicks found her pancakes extremely frustrating, but also exhilarating. “Stacks” was focused on the win on the field, and Sconnie was a bit more focused on the win off the field. After congratulating “Stacks” on the win, Sconnie was especially intrigued in her charm and wit off the field. Sconnie saw an opportunity, took a chance, and asked “Stacks” on a late-night date to Dominos. “Stacks” obliged and devoured more than half of a large pizza, and Sconnie fell head over heels love. Sconnie and “Stacks” married shortly after their senior seasons, both decided to change their last name to McHits, and the two haven’t stopped squaring up since.
College career statistics
Career statistics | Offensive Line | |||
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Season | Team | Games | Pancakes | Sacks Allowed |
2045 | Culinary Institute of America | 14 | 260 | 0 |
Professional career
Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad | ||||||
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5 ft 10 in (1.78 m) |
200 lb (91 kg) |
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2047 ISFL scouting combine (S32) |
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