Chunt Badger
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No. 71 – Dallas Birddogs | |
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Position: | Wide Receiver |
Personal information | |
Born: | Northeast, Foon | August 12, 2016 (aged 46)
Height: | 0 ft 11 in (0.28 m) |
Weight: | 15 lb (7 kg) |
Username: | Theultimateyeehaw |
Career information | |
High school: | Patchouli Grading School |
College: | Vermillion Minitour University |
DSFL Draft: | 2042 / Round: 1 / Pick: 4 |
Career history | |
Roster status: | Retired |
Chunt The Badger (born August 12, 2017) was an American football wide receiver for the Dallas Birddogs of the DSFL. He played college football for Vermillion Minitour University (VMU).
Early years
Chunt was born on a pirate ship in the year of 2016. His parents were a manticore and hunger ghost, which formed a combination that produced a shapeshifter. Throughout his life, Chunt has been a total of 27 different creatures, each with two buttlholes which was a gift from a Great Blue Tiger. Chunt spent his early years finding the best form of an animal to be, ultimately settling on his iconic badger form. One of Chunt's proudest accomplishments is that he was crowned Foon's Sexiest Badger from the years of 2035-2040, in which he was in a contest with only himself. He attended Patchouli Grade School and learned about the world of Football through one of his teachers. From there he decided he had to come to Earth in order to show his ability to play the sport. However, because the entry to Earth is difficult for a shifter to enter, Chunt took up a scholarship to attend the Vermillion Minitour University.
College career
"Chunt introduced the world of Football to Foon during his Freshman year of college at the Vermillion Minitour University in 2034. From there, he led the VMU Football team to three straight championship titles from 2035-2038. His skills as a wide receiver were based on his strategy to find the best lubricant in order to avoid being tackled. By his sheer small size and lubricated fur, Chunt was untouchable and easily able to slip past any player attempting to get to him. His player nickname was the “Black and White Bolt” due to his ability to be as fast as a lightning bolt. In addition to being able to slip past other players, Chunt took totally legal performance enhancing drinks that made his paws grow two sizes, effortless helping him catch the football. Due to this, Chunt patented the first ever Foon Glove that helps to prevent any fumbling due to his lubrication.
After graduating VMU, Chunt then ran the Foon Football League until finding a dimensional rift to Earth in 2039. From there, he discovered the ISFL and found his calling to be a member of the league.
College career statistics
Career statistics | Rushing | ||||||
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Season | Team | Games | Rec | Yards | Avg | Lg | TD |
2039 (S24) | VMU | 24 | 45 | 325 | 7.2 | 14 | 20 |
2040 (S25) | VMU | 24 | 62 | 426 | 6.8 | 17 | 32 |
2041 (S26) | VMU | 24 | 69 | 506 | 7.2 | 19 | 40 |